# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3342 "2022-07-21T19:05:55Z")

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His name is actually Matt Birk. Not sure how they got Brix.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3343 "2022-07-21T19:14:23Z")

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Mr. Bat Kit, which rhymes with _batshit_. Perfect.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3344 "2022-07-21T19:53:57Z")

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One of many GQP tactics; nominate an easily controlled sports or media figure with name recognition for a seat somewhere. If elected, fill out the staff with zealots to promote “values”. Provide spokespersons to gloss over all the idiot statements the mannequin blurts out. Misquoted, out of context, fake news, didn’t say it, deny and accuse Dems of same stuff, not necessarily the truth.  
Just off the top of my head:  
Tuberville  
Walker  
JC Watts  
this guy  
Oz

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3345 "2022-07-21T20:10:23Z")

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> I mean…slavery used to be legal, right?" he said. “Which is an interesting comparison to make, because, really, the way that the other side treats an unborn child is the unborn child is the property of the mother.”

‘So I say we need to make slaves of the women, and force them to have babies!’ Right?

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3346 "2022-07-21T20:30:24Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> When I visited on Sunday, there was a huge crowd at the Democrats booth, and I had to wait in line for 10 minutes to place an order, and since there were 35 orders ahead of me I had to wait another half hour or so to get my burgers.
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> The Republican booth had no line whatsoever and I saw maybe five or six people walk up to order from it the whole time I was waiting.

Cool. My niece and her family just moved to the Olympia peninsula. This makes me a lot more sanguine about their move.

On edit: I’ve heard that it’s not worth using the (somewhat) sweeter varieties of onions when they’re cooked, because all onions will sweeten when cooked.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3347 "2022-07-21T21:54:35Z")

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Olympia (the state capital) is at the southern end of Puget Sound rather than on the Olympic Peninsula. The latter is probably best known for Forks (site of the _Twilight_ series, and constantly in the running for The Most Dismal Place on Earth™).

Parts of the OP, such as Olympic National Park and Port Townsend, are truly beautiful; others, particularly the ex-logging areas, are dyed-in-the-wool Trump country.

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**Author:** ![omenran](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omenran/32/3318_2.png) [@omenran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omenran)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3348 "2022-07-22T01:56:08Z")

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One of the 2(?) snail farms in the US is also in the Olympic Penninsula, [Little Gray Farms](https://www.littlegrayfarms.com/).

There’s another in Long Island, New York and a Google search also brings up another possible farm, but they only have a Facebook page while the others have shops for buying escargot.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3349 "2022-07-22T01:59:11Z")

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> [@omenran](#):
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> One of the 2(?) snail farms in the US is also in the Olympic Penninsula, [Little Gray Farms](https://www.littlegrayfarms.com/).
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> There’s another in Long Island, New York and a Google search also brings up another possible farm, but they only have a Facebook page while the others have shops for buying escargot. -

Those have got to have the most boring roundups.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3350 "2022-07-22T02:14:36Z")

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STAMPEDE!!!

(Fuck you, Discourse.)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3351 "2022-07-22T02:16:45Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> STAMPEDE!!!
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> (Fuck you, Discourse.) -

That was the worm farm up the road. You know, Bob and June’s place.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3352 "2022-07-22T02:17:11Z")

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The House GOP posted, and then deleted, a tweet stating that tonight’s 1/6 hearing was “heresy”.

[https://web.archive.org/web/20220722005451/https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status/1550280827166392321?cxt=HHwWgoDQ1dqM2oMrAAAA](https://web.archive.org/web/20220722005451/https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status/1550280827166392321?cxt=HHwWgoDQ1dqM2oMrAAAA)

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3353 "2022-07-22T02:24:26Z")

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Was anyone expecting the Second Coming to look like this?

[![](https://i.pinimg.com/550x/b1/56/e8/b156e8dfec667f9b509bd99ae40541e3.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/550x/b1/56/e8/b156e8dfec667f9b509bd99ae40541e3.jpg)

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3354 "2022-07-22T02:29:37Z")

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And here I thought folks were anointed with olive oil, not hamburger grease.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3355 "2022-07-22T02:31:45Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> That was the worm farm up the road. You know, Bob and June’s place.

…i remember we all cried like the Missouri  
when my Uncle Sol’s coffin lurched because  
somebody pressed a button  
(and down went  
my Uncle  
Sol

and started a worm farm)

_e. e. cummings_

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3356 "2022-07-22T03:13:02Z")

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Individual 1 aide calls 1/6 committee members Bolsheviks who probably hate the American founders and most white people in general, and the women who testified, hoes and thots.

> **['Total Hoes and Thots': Ex-Trump Aide Rails Against Jan. 6 Committee in...](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/jan-6-committee-trump-aide-rant-garrett-ziegler-1386093/)**
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> “They’re Bolsheviks, so, they probably do hate the American founders and most white people in general,” Garrett Ziegler, a former aide to embattled Trump adviser Peter Navarro say…

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3357 "2022-07-22T04:58:29Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> That was the worm farm up the road. You know, Bob and June’s place.

It was like all the pasta you ever ate in your life, comin’ back to get you.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3358 "2022-07-22T05:22:49Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> And here I thought folks were anointed with olive oil, not hamburger grease.

Hamberder.

> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1 aide calls 1/6 committee members Bolsheviks who probably hate the American founders and most white people in general, and the women who testified, hoes and thots.

What’s a _thot_?

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3359 "2022-07-22T05:33:12Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> What’s a _thot_?

Misogynistic acronym for ``that ho over there’'. (Which, as other posters have noted, makes the phrase “hoes and thots” semantically redundant.)

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3360 "2022-07-22T06:19:46Z")

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Thanks for that information. Why am I not surprised a supporter of Tan the Conman feels so comfortable uttering such a disgusting comment?

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3361 "2022-07-22T10:03:17Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Misogynistic acronym for ``that ho over there’'. (Which, as other posters have noted, makes the phrase “hoes and thots” semantically redundant.)

I’ve been told here in the Pit that it actually means “That HOTTIE over there” and largely refers to males.

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