# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3582 "2022-08-02T20:45:37Z")

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Just think of it, with enough frozen embryos you could pay zero taxes!

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3583 "2022-08-02T20:48:23Z")

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Does that change an IVF facility into a child-care?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3584 "2022-08-02T20:56:51Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Does that change an IVF facility into a child-care? -

> **[Georgia Licensing Standards for Day Care Centers - Daycare.com](https://www.daycare.com/georgia/state12.html)**
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> Georgia daycare listings and contact information.

> 1. Maintained at a temperature range of sixty-five (65) degrees Fahrenheit
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> to eighty-five (85) degrees Fahrenheit depending upon the season,
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> (j) The indoor area, i.e. the room(s) used for the play, rest and eating
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> activities, shall provide thirty-five (35) square feet of usable space per child:

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3585 "2022-08-02T22:12:51Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> > [@running\_coach](#):
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> > > I suppose that at his advanced age, Pat Robertson is starting to worry that he won’t live to be Raptured -
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> > Too bad he can’t be Raptored.
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> It’s not as easy as you’d think; these right-wingers can be pretty fast:
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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1AU4qi7tWg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1AU4qi7tWg)

I love that clip, it NEVER gets old. I used to watch the .gif over and over and over, then I sent it to everyone at work and our productivity tanked.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3586 "2022-08-02T22:15:35Z")

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That bird was trying to tell us something. Wish we’d listened.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3587 "2022-08-02T22:29:39Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Georgia has declared that fetuses can be declared as dependents on their parents’ state taxes.

Does this mean you have to send a positive pregnancy test kit in with your tax return? How else can you prove you’re pregnant?

And if it’s an unmarried couple, who gets to claim the little… um…_entity_? What if you’re using a surrogate?

Definitely a whole new branch of accounting and lawyering. Money to be made here!

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3588 "2022-08-02T22:52:25Z")

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If they can get the fetus legally recognized as a dependent, it’ll make it that much easier to charge a mother with murder for miscarriages.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3589 "2022-08-02T23:16:17Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> If they can get the fetus legally recognized as a dependent, it’ll make it that much easier to charge a mother with murder for miscarriages. -

And this is an actual right-wing strategy, designed to give as many women as possible felony convictions to prevent them from voting. (I’m not going to link to any of the sites advocating this, but: they are there.)

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> I love that clip, it NEVER gets old. I used to watch the .gif over and over and over, then I sent it to everyone at work and our productivity tanked.

If it were possible to ruin a modern monitor the way old monitors could be ruined by leaving a particular image onscreen for too long…_a lot_ of monitors would be ruined.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3590 "2022-08-02T23:48:29Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> What if you’re using a surrogate?

My guess is that the surrogate gets the tax credit…then the state can use this to deny parenthood to the people she is carrying for.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3591 "2022-08-03T00:51:34Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> My guess is that the surrogate gets the tax credit…then the state can use this to deny parenthood to the people she is carrying for.

Pfft don’t be ridiculous! The couple hiring the surrogate are (almost invariably) the ones with MONEY in this situation, so it is axiomatic that their parental rights shall not be infringed.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3592 "2022-08-03T01:27:57Z")

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Surrogate parenting is seen as left-wing and against the “natural order”.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3593 "2022-08-03T01:39:26Z")

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Dinesh D’Souza:  
“If the Chinese shoot down Pelosi’s plane, is it appropriate to cheer or immediately demand World War 3?”

> <https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1554496136236474370>

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3594 "2022-08-03T02:11:35Z")

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Rand Paul says he opposes veterans getting medical care from the government because they can’t prove they got injured while serving.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3595 "2022-08-03T03:07:08Z")

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It looks like Kansas voters have voted down an attempt to remove abortion protection from the state constitution.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3596 "2022-08-03T03:08:16Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Dinesh D’Souza:  
> “If the Chinese shoot down Pelosi’s plane, is it appropriate to cheer or immediately demand World War 3?”

Good question. Let’s try a dry run with Mr. D’Souza first.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3597 "2022-08-03T03:16:09Z")

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Don’t want anyone else hurt, though. Just strap Dinesh to a drone and let 'er rip.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3598 "2022-08-03T04:28:23Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Does that change an IVF facility into a child-care?

[https://www.amazon.com/Cryo-Care/dp/B01AOT9SNG](https://www.amazon.com/Cryo-Care/dp/B01AOT9SNG)

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3599 "2022-08-03T07:51:27Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Rand Paul says he opposes veterans getting medical care from the government because they can’t prove they got injured while serving.

One might hope that Mr. Paul has the same standard for vaccine injuries . . . one might also wish for a pony.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3600 "2022-08-03T10:49:39Z")

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As far as Robertson and Trump……what we need is a stealth raptor. [One they’ll never see coming.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nyb0GqAjKM)

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**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3601 "2022-08-03T11:37:43Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Rand Paul says he opposes veterans getting medical care from the government because they can’t prove they got injured while serving.

Nitpick - disability does not only cover injuries. If I had not had my brain tumor removed, I would be receiving disability for it.

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