# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3882 "2022-08-14T17:22:43Z")
Isn’t Whole Foods owned by Amazon? Does Jeff Bezos share his opinions? ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3883 "2022-08-14T22:00:37Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Ted Cruz says Elizabeth Warren might have a penis. > > > “In today’s Democrat Party, how do we know she doesn’t?” It always baffles me how transphobes never seem to see how much of an own-goal those kinds of jeers are. On the one hand, “There are only two genders as established by God Himself and irrevocably determined by genes and anatomy at birth, and any attempt to ‘identify’ as a different gender is self-evidently the most transparent and delusional fakery!” On the other hand, “This woman who has publicly presented and identified as female for the entire 73 years of her life and has always been acknowledged as female, including by the obstetricians who delivered her children, might in fact have a penis! There’s simply no way for us to be sure that she doesn’t!” I mean, dude, you just made a pretty powerful argument there for acknowledging the validity of transgender identity. If you really think that any woman who’s been universally perceived and accepted as female for many decades might turn out to have a secret penis that most people never knew about, then why is it such a big deal to you whether a woman has a penis or not? Clearly it doesn’t necessarily stop her from living successfully and happily as a woman. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3884 "2022-08-14T22:11:57Z")
This would require Republicans to have a sense of irony and self-awareness, which they don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3885 "2022-08-14T22:20:02Z")
The comments on their Facebook page are hysterical. Maga Mingle? What happened, was OKStupid taken? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3886 "2022-08-14T22:24:41Z")
I don’t care enough to make up a fake e-mail address to sign on to Magamingle, but theoretically there’s nothing stopping you from seeking out a gay or lesbian relationship on that site. Wouldn’t _that_ blow someone’s mind. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3887 "2022-08-14T22:40:22Z")
I’m sure that would be in the “Log Cabin” section, right? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3888 "2022-08-14T22:54:22Z")
It’s hilarious that the MAGA dating site was created by Peter Thiel, who, since he’s gay, can’t use it. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3889 "2022-08-14T23:29:09Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > The comments on their Facebook page are hysterical. > > **Maga Mingle? What happened, was OKStupid taken?** Very nice! (my bolding.) I would suggest as yet another alternative site name: _ **Arsewipes Assemble!** _ (The exclamation point is a must.) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3890 "2022-08-15T00:16:46Z")
Marge Greene says she opposes solar panels because she wants electricity after dark. > **[Marjorie Taylor Greene mocked for suggesting renewable energy doesn’t work at...](https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/marjorie-taylor-greene-solar-energy-b2145521.html)** > > “Oh my stars and bless her heart, she is that dumb y’all,” Tennessee Democrat tweets ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3891 "2022-08-15T00:21:25Z")
Laura Loomer says when she’s elected to Congress, she’s going to make it illegal to serve in political office unless you were born in the United States. [![](https://i.redd.it/833hv1njgrh91.jpg) ](https://i.redd.it/833hv1njgrh91.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3892 "2022-08-15T00:22:38Z")
BTW, Mayra Flores is a Republican. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3893 "2022-08-15T00:32:03Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Laura Loomer says when she’s elected to Congress, she’s going to make it illegal to serve in political office unless you were born in the United States. - > [https://i.redd.it/833hv1njgrh91.jpg](https://i.redd.it/833hv1njgrh91.jpg) It would almost worth it to get rid of Rafael Cruz. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3894 "2022-08-15T00:32:45Z")
Loser Donald wants his stolen nuke documents, which the FBI planted there and were always legal for him to have in the first place, to be given back RIGHT NOW. > **[Trump demands FBI return seized documents back 'to the location from which...](https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-2657861053/)** > > Reacting to a report from Fox News that "sources" claim the FBI took "privileged" documents with them when they confiscated sensitive government documents from his Mar-a-Lago resort, Donald Trump made a demand on his Truth Social that they be... > [@](#): > > He then bizarrely proclaimed, “By copy of this TRUTH, I respectfully request that these documents be immediately returned to the location from which they were taken. Thank you!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3895 "2022-08-15T00:47:19Z")
Why does this sound like one of those Sovereign Citizen “magic spells”? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3896 "2022-08-15T00:54:55Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > He then bizarrely proclaimed, “By copy of this TRUTH, I respectfully request that these documents be immediately returned to the location from which they were taken. Thank you!” Well, they were, weren’t they? That’s what the FBI was doing there in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3897 "2022-08-15T00:57:55Z")
If you were Ted Cruz or Paul Gosar would you want to be aware of yourself? I’d be avoiding that like crazy. And “lethal diversity” sounds like a parody of an action movie. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3898 "2022-08-15T01:14:38Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Ted Cruz says Elizabeth Warren might have a penis. > > > “In today’s Democrat Party, how do we know she doesn’t?” How do we knew Ted Cruz has a penis? In today’s Republican Party, who can tell? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3899 "2022-08-15T01:26:44Z")
We’re not going to start making Lindsay Graham jokes now are we? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3900 "2022-08-15T01:28:47Z")
“…you cannot serve in federal elected official unless you were BORN IN AMERICA…” Thank you Laura for today’s lesson in grammar; also geography. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3901 "2022-08-15T01:42:39Z")
Apparently we have to start a list of conservative/Republican elected officials that were not born in America . . . not that it will even slightly educate Laura Loomer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=194) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=196)