# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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…more cytoplasm for that foetus,  
Reich wing leave the girls alone.

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> No Scholastic Book orders.

Oh, man. As a kid I used to _live_ for the day the box of Scholastic books would arrive…

And to those who look at stories like this and say ‘well if Florida can’t find enough teachers to hire, maybe Floridians should look at what their governor is doing’…

…That’s the point.

Not being able to find enough teachers = we can privatize education–and all those juicy tax dollars can go straight into oligarchical pockets!!11!!!

(I know you guys know this, but; still.)

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3984 "2022-08-18T00:30:47Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Complaining about the price of the fresh salsa, the one that just happens to be right there, and asking if there’s a shortage of salsa without actually checking to see if there’s a cheaper salsa?
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> Also, broccoli and asparagus with salsa and guacamole?
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> Dr. Oz, a totally regular guy! I mean don’t all the regular folks in Pa call veggie platters “crudités”?

I found a really funny video where a girl portrays the poor grocery store worker who had to deal with Oz (she mentions the chunky salsa option).

> <https://twitter.com/kimquindlen/status/1559646564896985088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1559646564896985088%7Ctwgr%5E2201d17f6e2e81f2d3e798dc95519d7f0031bfcd%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2F>

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3985 "2022-08-18T01:12:52Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> I don’t have a problem with the broccoli, carrots, or the asparagus . . . but guacamole and salsa? In a crudité?

Hey, _you_ try finding something in the veggie aisle to pump up the price on a handful of stuff to poutrage levels.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3986 "2022-08-18T01:14:36Z")

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And it’s all _Biden’s_ fault! He fired the pandemic response team because he didn’t want to pay them for doing nothing!

Oh, wait. That was Trump.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3987 "2022-08-18T09:26:20Z")

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Is Crudités really that unusual a word?

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Yes, and particularly compared to ‘veggie tray’. I’ve known for a while from context that it was food, and in the hors d’oeuvres category. I didn’t realize it was specifically veggies and dip until I just now looked it up.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3989 "2022-08-18T12:30:43Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Is Crudités really that unusual a word?

I know what they are. To me crudites is an unusual word for a veggie tray though.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3990 "2022-08-18T13:03:31Z")

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I only ask because I’ve seen it suggested that making fun of Oz for using the word is “elitism” or “anti-intellectualism” or something along those lines. Which led into discussions of why we view French as a “pretentious” language, but that’s another discussion.

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> [@enipla](#):
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> I know what they are. To me crudites is an unusual word for a veggie tray though.

I’d call it a “vegetable platter” myself, or maybe just “some sliced vegetables”, but yeah.

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nm - posted elsewhere

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Is Crudités really that unusual a word?

I’m currently in Pennsylvania, and I’m pretty sure that the majority of tailgate parties at the Eagles, Steelers, and even Penn State games serve crudite. I’m kidding, of course.

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> [@mcgato](#):
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> > [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > Is Crudités really that unusual a word?
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> I’m currently in Pennsylvania, and I’m pretty sure that the majority of tailgate parties at the Eagles, Steelers, and even Penn State games serve crudite. I’m kidding, of course. -

Isn’t that just another word for BudLite?

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> BudLite

If you pronounce it the right way, crud-ite rhymes with BudLite, and doesn’t sound French (or appetizing) at all.

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> If you pronounce it the right way, crud-ite rhymes with BudLite

Or vice versa.

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Plus, it’s an anagram for “ice turd.”

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> **[Weeks before Mar-a-Lago search, ex-Trump DOD official vowed to publish...](https://www.yahoo.com/gma/weeks-mar-lago-search-ex-214920354.html)**
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> Seven weeks before the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago, a former Trump DOD appointee vowed to retrieve classified documents from the National Archives and publish them online.

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Is Crudités really that unusual a word?

I’m pretty sure that in all my years in the cultural wasteland of the Great Plains, I’ve never heard that word. I may have seen it in print, but I couldn’t tell you where or when.

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> I’m pretty sure that in all my years in the cultural wasteland of the Great Plains, I’ve never heard that word.

Maybe you did hear it, but people pronounced it ‘crud-ites’.

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> but people pronounced it ‘crud-ites’

Pretty sure I’ve never heard that, either. Certainly not in a context that includes raw vegetables.

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