# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4182 "2022-08-24T22:28:05Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> DeSantis using fake glory pretending to be a fighter pilot fighting the libruls.

I guess Dukakis’ tank has long since been scrapped.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4183 "2022-08-24T22:30:04Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> DeSantis using fake glory pretending to be a fighter pilot fighting the libruls.

Did he make vroom sounds while doing so?

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4184 "2022-08-24T23:21:54Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Yeah, SWATting MTG’s house is a stupid anti-Republican idea ABOUT a stupid Republican, not a Stupid Republican Idea.

If we are looking for stupid Republican behavior that involves the police, we can always bask in the glory of the Boebert family.

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> “There’s about to be some s— going down here. It’s Lauren Boebert’s jackass husband, Jayson Boebert,” the neighbor said in the call, as the same voice proceeds to yell at Jayson saying, “Stop, you jackass! Get the f— out of here. Come on, man. What are you doing? What did we do wrong?”
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> The neighbor said that Jayson was “trying to claim that someone took a swing at his kid, and nobody did.” They called Boebert’s husband “irrational” as he was “looking to fight” following the incident.
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> “Jayson’s probably drunk. You could probably get him for a DUI, he just drove down here,” he said.

> **[Lauren Boebert's Husband Made Threats to Neighbors, 911 Call Reveals](https://www.thewrap.com/lauren-boebert-husband-threatened-neighbors/)**
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> Lauren Boebert's husband made threats to neighbors before running into their mailbox after a dispute Aug. 4, a 911 call reveals.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4185 "2022-08-24T23:23:16Z")

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So following up on Marge Greene getting swatted, she admitted that if you show up at your door with a gun in your hand, the cops will shoot you without warning.

> <https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1562548904075628544>

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4186 "2022-08-24T23:33:01Z")

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Former Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, who’s running for Congress from Montana, was accused by the Interior Department Inspector General of lying about why he did not approve a casino on Native American lands in Connecticut.

> **[Trump Interior Chief Lied to Investigators in Casino Case, Watchdog Finds](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-interior-chief-ryan-zinke-lied-to-investigators-in-casino-case-watchdog-finds)**
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> A watchdog report found that former Interior secretary Ryan Zinke repeatedly fibbed to investigators about denying a petition by two Indian tribes to build a casino.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4187 "2022-08-24T23:40:08Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Trick-or-treaters beware: Marjorie Taylor Greene tells Steve Bannon she usually answers her home doorbell brandishing an AR-15

I thought it was legal to go up to houses for tricks or treats.

I wouldn’t want to be accused…of taking part in a rumble.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4188 "2022-08-24T23:57:45Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> > [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> > perhaps like me, a lot of pa voters don’t know why he wants to be a pennsylvanian senator.
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> He wants in on the grift, of course.

Yes. And I’m not sure we can entirely rule out that some of that grift-money will come from Turkey.

I mean, being proud of your heritage is one thing. But Oz does appear to be very involved in the geo-politics of a nation other than the USA.

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> It is of course entirely within MTGs _oeuvre_ to have SWATed herself because she had been out of the news for a few days. Although it does sound like the police have a suspect.

I hope this gets nailed down. The story fits _so_ well with Marge’s latest “defund the FBI” messaging that it seems…suspicious.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4189 "2022-08-25T00:33:14Z")

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Crazy right wing bloviator says that only men between 35 and 65 who own property should be allowed to vote.  
[https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1562118451862405122](https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1562118451862405122)

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4190 "2022-08-25T00:38:16Z")

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Yeah, emphasis on the “blood”.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4191 "2022-08-25T01:14:53Z")

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On a positive note, no mention of race, ethnic background, or religion. (I suspect that’s in the footnotes).

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4192 "2022-08-25T01:42:51Z")

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Texas passed a law _requiring_ schools to display any poster reading “In God We Trust” that is donated to them by a private citizen.

In response, one private citizen is now donating posters that read “In God We Trust” in Arabic.

> **[Atheist to send Texas schools 'In God We Trust' signs written in Arabic](https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/atheist-to-send-texas-schools-in-god-we-trust-signs-written-in-arabic/?rss=1)**
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> Atheist Chaz Stevens found a loophole in a Texas law requiring 'In God We Trust' signs in public schools, so he created posters in Arabic

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4193 "2022-08-25T02:10:25Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> In response, one private citizen is now donating posters that read “In God We Trust” in Arabic.

I’ve seen other flags, that are Pride Flags with “In God We Trust” just barely visible on them, in a translucent, very small font.

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4194 "2022-08-25T06:41:21Z")

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Calling “false flag” at every stupid thing is just as dumb if you do it as when Alex Jones does it.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4195 "2022-08-25T07:52:14Z")

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_Insisting_ it’s a false flag is dumb. But false flags do happen, and it’s often idiots like MTG who do petty shit like this in order to pretend they’re under attack, like the idiot who carved “BO” in reverse on their own face.

Also, something something Jussie Smollett probably. I dunno, I didn’t really follow the story.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4196 "2022-08-25T11:14:54Z")

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However, we can all agree that **Smapti** ’s story is a false flag story, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4197 "2022-08-25T12:52:04Z")

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Good on that guy! I was wondering what would happen if someone hung up the phrase printed carefully on a few sheets of toilet paper. But his is better.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4198 "2022-08-25T13:05:56Z")

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I actually prefer the gay pride one with the tiny, translucent font.

Lots of good trouble to get into here:

“Thomas Jefferson raped his slaves and was a Deist, not a Christian. In God We Trust”  
“Religion is the opiate of the masses. In God We Trust”

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4199 "2022-08-25T15:31:14Z")

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“All hail Satan! In God we Trust.”

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4200 "2022-08-25T15:43:55Z")

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My sign:

“Did you know IN GOD WE TRUST was added to money because radical conservatives opposed Social Security?”

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4201 "2022-08-25T15:45:31Z")

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Ideas that the Republican’s have continue to bolster my feeling that they will never be able to organize a civil war.

I would be surprised if they could organize a picnic with two friends.

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