# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4242 "2022-08-27T18:19:08Z")

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> [@Kron](#):
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> - I actually saw an anti-Republican message on a car (because of _Roe_) here in Northeast Wyoming. That is basically unheard of…

Wow. That’s great!

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4243 "2022-08-27T18:36:09Z")

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My daffy landlord just got tapped for a mail-in National Opinion survey as to whether Joe Biden has “FAILED” in his duty to ensure “ELECTION SECURITY” to make sure “ONLY AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE VOTING IN NATIONAL ELECTIONS.” Capitals correctly placed.

Jeez, I wonder what they want him to _say._

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4244 "2022-08-27T20:16:55Z")

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Who wants to see the trailer for [My Son Hunter?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCvb6TfBXFk) It honestly looks like a parody.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4245 "2022-08-27T23:52:37Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> A Ukrainian immigrant was able to infiltrate Loser Donald’s inner circle at Mar-a-Lago for over a year with a fake ID identifying her as a Rothschild heiress.

At this rate, why would _anyone_ believe someone who claims to be a Rothschild?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4246 "2022-08-27T23:58:26Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Who wants to see the trailer for [My Son Hunter?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCvb6TfBXFk) It honestly looks like a parody

You know, if they’re gonna make a movie like that, we need to make a movie about Trump’s involvement in January 6.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4247 "2022-08-28T00:23:40Z")

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Given the kooks I’m aware of, I’m wondering exactly how Trump being friendly with a Rothschild is going to be spun.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4248 "2022-08-28T01:33:13Z")

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Lauren Boebert says that student loan forgiveness is robbing Americans to fund research into “lesbian dance theory”.

> <https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1563663293663051776>

They just can’t hide their contempt for their constituents, can they?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4249 "2022-08-28T01:36:20Z")

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IS there a class for that?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4250 "2022-08-28T01:41:53Z")

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And your degree is in what Ms Boebert?  
No Ms Boebert, a GED isn’t a type of PhD.  
_She dropped out of high school during her senior year when she had a baby in 2004, and earned a GED certificate in 2020, a month before her first election primary. … After leaving high school, Boebert took a job as an assistant manager at a McDonald’s…_

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4251 "2022-08-28T01:45:03Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> “lesbian dance theory”.

Is it dancing by lesbians, or a study of lesbian dancers, or dances from Lesbos, or…

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4252 "2022-08-28T01:45:53Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> They just can’t hide their contempt for their constituents, can they?

The sad part is, Lauren Boebert could probably shoot a lesbian on the street in Times Square and not lose votes in her district.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4253 "2022-08-28T01:54:38Z")

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It’s the Theory of Dance, as perceived by lesbians.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4254 "2022-08-28T02:25:27Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Ted Cruz warns that student debt forgiveness will drive slacker baristas to put down their bongs and vote for Democrats .

Ted Cruz represents the state that one of my internet friends, a Starbucks barista, lives in.

I hope he refuses him service, if he’s going to treat baristas with such contempt.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4255 "2022-08-28T02:42:46Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Boebert took a job as an assistant manager at a McDonald’s…

So **that’s** what she has in common with trump.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4256 "2022-08-28T02:49:03Z")

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That might be the least of Rafael’s problems…

“Here’s your coffee, Senator…oh, that pungent taste? That’s soy milk. Keep drinking, I’m sure you’ll get used to it…yeah, it’s in the back, that’s why I went back there for a minute with your cup.”

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4257 "2022-08-28T02:59:06Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Is it dancing by lesbians, or a study of lesbian dancers, or dances from Lesbos, or…

Clearly, it’s a theory about dancing, that is widely supported by lesbians.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4258 "2022-08-28T06:13:00Z")

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He was doing an image search. Although truth be told now that this has gone viral all of the seach engines I tried had several pages of the Anime character at the top of all of the image searches.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4259 "2022-08-28T10:13:54Z")

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Sadly, YouTube wasn’t able to help me in learning more about lesbian dance studies, but I did find out the the phrase exists on Urban Dictionary. Not a resource I associate with her.

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> And your degree is in what Ms Boebert?  
> No Ms Boebert, a GED isn’t a type of PhD.  
> _She dropped out of high school during her senior year when she had a baby in 2004, and earned a GED certificate in 2020, a month before her first election primary. … After leaving high school, Boebert took a job as an assistant manager at a McDonald’s…_

 

I was going to ask how someone like that even gets elected, but I guess as long as you show a lot of guns in your campaign ads that’s all it takes.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4261 "2022-08-28T14:52:34Z")

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That brings up a question of how much education a person needs to be a effective legislator, but that’s for another thread.

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