# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 224
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4462 "2022-09-10T16:22:42Z")
Encore! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4463 "2022-09-10T17:37:44Z")
Republican candidate for Congress says it’s difficult for raped women to become pregnant. > **[Democrat attacks Republican's abortion flub in key Virginia congressional race](https://www.yahoo.com/news/democrat-attacks-republicans-abortion-flub-in-key-virginia-congressional-race-164512656.html)** > > A Democratic congresswoman in a key swing district in Virginia is pushing to take advantage of a backlash to the Supreme Court’s abortion ruling to fend off a Republican challenger who represents growing support for the GOP in the Hispanic community. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4464 "2022-09-11T06:53:11Z")
Hmmph…well, it’s definitely better, and a lot more thought-out, than my tune based on an old Cher standard: _Dark Brandon kicked Trump’s ass_ _And squashed the MAGAts, one by one_ (Clap-clap) The chorus needs finishing and I gotta get cracking on the verses… ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4465 "2022-09-11T16:21:51Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Republican candidate for Congress says it’s difficult for raped women to become pregnant. Ah, so it’s okay to rape someone so long as you don’t make them pregnant. Got it. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4466 "2022-09-11T17:26:16Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > First Rule of Acquisition… For those who may not know: “Once you have their money, you never give it back”. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4467 "2022-09-11T18:03:51Z")
The West Texas Border Patrol official twitter account retweeted Stephen Miller’s tweets about how Biden has opened the border and the US is no longer a constitutional government. > **[U.S. Customs and Border Protection Retweets MAGA Maven Stephen Miller](https://www.thedailybeast.com/customs-and-border-protection-twitter-account-shares-stephen-miller-posts)** > > Biden “ended nearly 250 years of constitutional government,” Miller wrote in one tweet that CBP retweeted. ---
**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4468 "2022-09-11T22:13:24Z")
From a couple of days ago: “Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas presented an honorary American flag recently flown above the US Capitol to a convicted January 6 rioter after she was released from prison Friday.” > **[Republican congressman presents convicted January 6 rioter with flag flown...](https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/10/politics/louie-gohmert-january-6-simone-gold/index.html)** > > Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas presented an honorary American flag recently flown above the US Capitol to a convicted January 6 rioter after she was released from prison Friday. He presented it to Dr Simone Gold, an anti-vax CT-ist who he referred to as a political prisoner. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4469 "2022-09-12T03:36:58Z")
Did she spit on the flag? Because that’s what these shitheads think of the country. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4470 "2022-09-12T03:50:23Z")
> ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4471 "2022-09-12T07:26:47Z")
Eric Trump. I blame chemtrails.✈ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4472 "2022-09-12T09:09:30Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Eric Trump. > I blame chemtrails.✈ - A line of cocaine is a kind of chemtrail, right? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4473 "2022-09-12T10:45:07Z")
No, Junior is the cokehead. Eric is just a run of the mill idiot. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4474 "2022-09-12T11:01:43Z")
> “There’s no one that’s done more for Christianity than Donald Trump. No one.” > > I can think of one or two people. Judas and Pilate. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4475 "2022-09-12T11:08:37Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > [x.com](https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1569056675788722181) “And this big strong Messiah, with tears in his eyes, came up to me and said, “You’re just tremendous, and I want to thank you for everything you’ve done for Me.” Happens all the time.” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4476 "2022-09-12T11:10:09Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > “And this big strong Messiah, with tears in his eyes, came up to me and said, “You’re just tremendous, and I want to thank you for everything you’ve done for Me.” Happens all the time.” What, Jesus didn’t even call him “sir”? Very disloyal! SAD! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4477 "2022-09-12T22:43:22Z")
A Republican legislator in WA is proposing a bill (which has absolutely no chance of passing in a state where Democrats hold a governmental trifecta) that would, among other things, require schools to get permission from all parents before a trans child is allowed to use the bathroom. > **[‘Parents Bill of Rights’ targets CRT, sex ed, trans youth. Here’s what else...](https://www.theolympian.com/news/state/washington/article265477601.html#storylink=mainstage_card3)** > > A Republican Senator plans to introduce a packet of legislation in January aimed at education. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4478 "2022-09-12T22:53:45Z")
Hold it, ya fucking squirt. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4479 "2022-09-13T03:40:40Z")
The Qs are claiming that King Charles signed a proclamation naming Individual 1 President, and if Biden doesn’t step down, he is going to somehow, unilaterally, declare war on the United States. [![](https://i.redd.it/vygu9ipaoin91.jpg) ](https://i.redd.it/vygu9ipaoin91.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4480 "2022-09-13T04:23:38Z")
Funny, I thought we fought a war over the right to not have to obey royal decrees. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4481 "2022-09-13T04:32:26Z")
Hey, that’s not so bad, if you read the whole thing. It’s a state of war between America and England. Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland aren’t involved. God, how I wish those morons were just posting their nonsense for the lolz and not because they honestly and truly believe it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=223) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=225)