# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4482 "2022-09-13T04:47:23Z")

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I swear, these people are all just taking the piss.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4483 "2022-09-13T04:58:49Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Funny, I thought we fought a war over the right to not have to obey royal decrees.

Now who’s being naïve?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4484 "2022-09-13T05:38:46Z")

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The Lee County, Florida Republican Executive Committee will be considering a number of resolutions at their meeting this weekend including declaring the World Health Organization and the World Economic Forum terrorist organizations and demanding that Florida ban electronic voting machines and federal agents, including FBI and IRS agents.

> **[Lee County GOP to consider branding WHO as terrorists and barring IRS and FBI...](https://floridapolitics.com/archives/555400-lee-county-gop-to-consider-branding-who-as-terrorists-and-barring-irs-and-fbi-agents/)**
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> Another resolution takes aim at use of Dominion electronic voting machines.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4485 "2022-09-13T06:30:17Z")

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Interestingly enough, even the chairman of the REC seems to be saying, in an oblique way, that these resolutions are a stupid waste of time and that their proponents are inconsequential basket cases.

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> Jonathan Martin, Chair of the Lee County Republican Executive Committee (REC), stressed that the resolutions do not represent the view of the REC unless and until a majority of members support adopting them.
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> “They are not necessarily a priority of the party until the party chooses to make them a priority,” said Martin, a likely incoming state Senator.
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> Martin said the resolutions were proposed at the last REC meeting, a contentious event that spanned four hours, but came up only after many members had already left and there was no longer a quorum.
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> Three members proposed four resolutions at that point, but with no ability to take a vote, a special meeting was called, Martin said…
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> Martin said any REC member may propose resolutions, but that doesn’t mean they will win support of the entire party. He noted there’s no threshold that must be met for REC members to bring resolutions forward, and little that an individual has to do to become a member of the REC.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4486 "2022-09-13T06:46:31Z")

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Lady G is introducing a nationwide abortion ban bill tomorrow.

> **[Senate Republicans to introduce nationwide abortion ban: Reports](https://www.rawstory.com/nationwide-abortion-ban/)**
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> U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) will lead Senate Republicans in a push to pass a nationwide ban on abortion in a press conference Tuesday, less than two months before the November midterms, according to multiple reports.Despite wording in an...

Not that he’ll ever have to worry about getting one of his rentboys pregnant.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4487 "2022-09-13T07:24:38Z")

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Hey, you know, when a bunch of Brits want the same stuff from a single source, they all form up in Qs, so you had best heed those folk.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4488 "2022-09-13T09:00:57Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Lady G is introducing a nationwide abortion ban bill tomorrow.
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> [Senate Republicans to introduce nationwide abortion ban: Reports - Raw Story](https://www.rawstory.com/nationwide-abortion-ban/)
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> Not that he’ll ever have to worry about getting one of his rentboys pregnant. -

Tell him that he is. Odds are, he’d believe it.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4489 "2022-09-13T09:52:52Z")

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I’m sure Dominion will appreciate the further evidence of detriment arising from the smears against them by FoxNews, Lindell, Giuliani, Powell, etc.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4490 "2022-09-13T10:37:18Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Lady G is introducing a nationwide abortion ban bill tomorrow.

Are they trying to throw the election? Everything I’ve seen, the Roe v Wade issue is motivating a lot of people to get out and vote, and vote against the GOP. How does doing this now alleviate that?!?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4491 "2022-09-13T12:08:45Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> The Qs are claiming that King Charles signed a proclamation naming Individual 1 President, and if Biden doesn’t step down, he is going to somehow, unilaterally, declare war on the United States.

Have they blamed Biden for the Queen’s premature and untimely death yet?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4492 "2022-09-13T12:11:57Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Have they blamed Biden for the Queen’s premature and untimely death yet?

Remember, per QAnon logic, Elizabeth was the head of the global Satanic Deep State pedophile ring that extracts fear juice from abused childrens’ brains to make themselves immortal before the kids are shipped off to the slave colonies on Mars. She was probably executed for her crimes by the true Navy SEAL patriots who are secretly loyal to Donald Trump, the one true God-President.

Charles, of course, is somehow as pure as the driven snow.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4493 "2022-09-13T12:21:30Z")

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So you’re saying that the Queen faked her own death so that her acolytes could deliver the special immortality serum to her concealed inside a thousand Paddington Bear plush toys. The serum, as we all know, is collected from the pituitary glands of traumatized four-year-olds at In-N-Out Burger joints in Nancy Pelosi’s district in California. The password is “animal style”.

Sure, why not?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4494 "2022-09-13T12:33:50Z")

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They had to go the Paddington Bear route after Hillary’s pizza parlor was shut down. The serum was the secret ingredient in her pizza sauce, dontcha know.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4495 "2022-09-13T14:10:06Z")

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> U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) will lead Senate Republicans in a push to pass a nationwide ban on abortion

Thanks Lindsey! Now we can be assured that you and whoever supports this bill will be silent about ““states rights”” when someone proposes a bill for a nationwide right to abortion and takes the question out of the states hands!

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4496 "2022-09-13T14:23:39Z")

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He’ll change course so fast he’ll get whiplash.  
Though he might not notice as I’m sure he’s familiar with being lashed with a whip.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4497 "2022-09-13T14:30:30Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> The password is “animal style”.

I thought the new one was “Marco Polo.” Er… or so I’ve heard.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4498 "2022-09-13T14:31:27Z")

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Yeah, what’s legalese for _well, that’s different_?

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4499 "2022-09-13T15:29:19Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) will lead Senate Republicans in a push to pass a nationwide ban on abortion

According to the article, the ban that is being proposed takes effect at 15 weeks of pregnancy. To some extent, this sounds like Republicans understanding that the six week bans they have been implementing are politically toxic in most of the country and they are therefore trying to pivot on the issue. Well, Lindsey is trying to pivot anyway; the Republican base has made it abundantly clear where they stand on the issue already.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4500 "2022-09-13T15:36:16Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Yeah, what’s legalese for _well, that’s different_?

“Notwithstanding,” possibly?

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Yeah, what’s legalese for _well, that’s different_?

IOKWARDI

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