# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")
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### Author: ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4762 "2022-09-26T15:27:53Z")

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Also there is the danger that the Republicans could enter a state sub-compact. Where a subset consisting of all of the red states plus the swing states with Republican legislatures decide that all their electors will go to whomever wins the popular vote in that subset which specifically excludes states like New York, California, etc.

As bad as the electoral college is, opening it up for manipulation when we have the party of “But what if we didn’t” is much worse.

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4763 "2022-09-26T18:45:34Z")

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Abbott is pissed that DeSantis upstaged him by picking up immigrants from Texas.

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### Author: ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4764 "2022-09-26T18:45:38Z")

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Peak Projection:

> **[Donald Trump privately slammed Ron DeSantis, calling him 'fat,' 'phony,' and...](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-called-ron-desantis-fat-and-whiny-2022-9)**
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> New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman wrote that Trump also poked fun at former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie's "weight problem."

> Haberman also wrote that she had heard of Trump using similar terms to describe DeSantis. She also recalled learning from sources that Trump had called DeSantis “fat,” “phony,” and “whiny” while also taking credit for the latter clinching the governor’s seat in 2018…

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### Author: ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4765 "2022-09-26T20:28:42Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> She also recalled learning from sources that Trump had called DeSantis “fat,” “phony,” and “whiny” while also taking credit for the latter clinching the governor’s seat in 2018…

Well, sure. That means TFG can claim that no matter how bad the candidate, his endorsement will still get them elected. 🤮

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### Author: ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4766 "2022-09-26T22:04:26Z")

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Wow.

Trump calling someone else "‘fat,’ ‘phony,’ and ‘whiny.’”

Even after six years, the mind boggles at his lack of self-awareness.

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### Author: ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4767 "2022-09-26T22:43:47Z")

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MO gpvernor Phil Bryant cut state funding for a family welfare charity because its director was friends with a Democrat running for the office he was term-limited out of.

> **[Ted DiBiase Jr. Levels Allegation Against Mississippi Governor In Welfare...](https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1026105/ted-dibiase-jr-levels-allegation-against-mississippi-governor-in-welfare-fraud-case/)**
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> Ted "Teddy" DiBiase Jr. and his family have been embroiled in a Mississippi welfare fraud scandal for years.

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### Author: ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4768 "2022-09-26T23:13:12Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> MO gpvernor Phil Bryant

Mississippi (MS) not Missouri (MO).

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### Author: ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4769 "2022-09-26T23:15:08Z")

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> [@Lance\_Turbo](#):
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> Mississippi (MS) not Missouri (MO).

I’ll be deep in the cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4770 "2022-09-27T00:34:44Z")

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Kristi Noem accused of using state plane for personal use.

> **[Kristi Noem Under Investigation for Jetting to Personal Events on State Plane](https://www.thedailybeast.com/south-dakota-governor-kristi-noem-under-investigation-for-jetting-to-personal-events-on-a-state-plane)**
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> In one of several trips referred to state investigators, Noem spent $3,700 in taxpayer funds to take a last-minute trip home to see her son go to his high school prom.

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### Author: ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4771 "2022-09-27T01:04:04Z")

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Scott Jennings, conservative commentator, is schooled in immigration law by Maria Cordona.

> <https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1574515750551040000>

At the very end, Jennings said

“Well, I didn’t expect to get insulted tonight, Maria, but I appreciate it very much.”

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4772 "2022-09-27T02:00:08Z")

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Fucker Carlson criticized John Fetterman for having tattoos, then he went to the Hell’s Angels funeral over the weekend. Is he too cowardly to criticize the tattoos on those guys?

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### Author: ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4773 "2022-09-27T03:46:45Z")

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Is he a masochist?

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### Author: ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4774 "2022-09-27T07:15:05Z")

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Ken Paxton fled his own house in his wife’s car to avoid a process server and told Twitter it was because of stranger danger.

> **[Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton fled his home to avoid being served with...](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/26/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-subpoena-abortion-lawsuit/?utm_campaign=trib-social&utm_content=1664244917&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)**
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> In an affidavit, a process server said that the state’s top attorney tried to evade him as he attempted to deliver a subpoena from an abortion fund’s lawsuit against the state.

> <https://mobile.twitter.com/KenPaxtonTX/status/1574608678854205440>

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### Author: ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4775 "2022-09-27T11:55:48Z")

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They should have gotten a friend to serve him. I’m sure some would be willing.

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### Author: ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4776 "2022-09-27T11:58:13Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> > [@https://mobile.twitter.com/KenPaxtonTX/status/1574608678854205440](#):
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> > … to avoid a stranger lingering outside my home and showing concern about the safety and well-being of my family.

yeah, I sure would not want any strangers hanging around showing concern for my family

(probably g.d. JWs)

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### Author: ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4777 "2022-09-27T12:00:19Z")

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He’d need to _have_ one, first.

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### Author: ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4778 "2022-09-27T12:01:04Z")

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If he was that worried, why didn’t he call the cops?

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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4779 "2022-09-27T12:14:52Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Ken Paxton fled his own house in his wife’s car to avoid a process server and told Twitter it was because of stranger danger.
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> [Ken Paxton tried to avoid being served with subpoena, court record says | The Texas Tribune](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/26/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-subpoena-abortion-lawsuit/?utm_campaign=trib-social&utm_content=1664244917&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)
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> [x.com](https://mobile.twitter.com/KenPaxtonTX/status/1574608678854205440)

So he runs off and leaves his family behind?

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### Author: ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
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“If we’re being chased by a bear, I don’t have to be faster than the bear…”

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#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4781 "2022-09-27T13:04:12Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So he runs off and leaves his family behind?

That’s what I was wondering, but the story says his wife was driving. Now I wonder if they have kids they left behind? Of course, you can also make more babies (or adopt some!).

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