# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 242
### Author:  [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4822 "2022-09-28T04:25:25Z")
Roger Stone claims that videos of him calling for violence ahead of the 2020 election are deep fakes created by CNN.
> **[Roger Stone Claims Video of Him Calling for Violence Is a ‘Deep Fake’](https://www.thedailybeast.com/roger-stone-claims-video-of-him-calling-for-violence-are-deep-fake-videos)**
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> “CNN airs fraudulent deep fake videos and expects anyone to believe them based on their long history of lies,” Stone claimed.
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### Author:  [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4823 "2022-09-28T05:03:46Z")
To be fair to Roger, his bro James O’Keefe does it all the time.
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### Author:  [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4824 "2022-09-28T06:32:45Z")
> [@Morgyn](#):
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> What in heaven’s name does this lobotomized racist think he’s doing?
What Товарищ Путин told him to do if he doesn’t want those videos to wind up on the front page of Breitbart, I assume.
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### Author:  [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4825 "2022-09-28T06:44:56Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Doug Mastriano says that women who have abortion should be charged with murder.
And the men who impregnated them, accessories.
Wait… he didn’t?
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4826 "2022-09-28T08:52:53Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Apparently “coordinated campaign of talking points that make the opposition candidate sound like a cool badass” is the new Republican strategy for this race.
Right up there with “Hunter Biden is doing all-night naked waterslide rides with hookers!”. Which was supposed to make Hunter look degenerate but is seriously making me reconsider some of my life choices because damn, that sounds fun.
> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> In Republican circles, freedom is the freedom to oppress others. Oppression is when you have to treat others fairly.
Stealing this.
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### Author:  [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4827 "2022-09-28T10:35:58Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> De Santis appointee to the board of Florida’s only majority black county resigns after video surfaces of him wearing a KKK outfit, **presumably at a Halloween party.**
My bold.
That’s what they all say.
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4828 "2022-09-28T10:50:36Z")
> [@Gyrate](#):
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> “Hunter Biden is doing all-night naked waterslide rides with hookers!”.
Hygienically, that sounds icky. But the spirit of it sounds great. Surprised it didn’t make it in the movie.
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### Author:  [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4829 "2022-09-28T11:29:03Z")
I’m sure there’s chlorine in the water, so count me in. Hannity is just mad he wasn’t invited.
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### Author:  [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4830 "2022-09-28T15:09:44Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Fucker Carlson thinks the US blew up the Russian gas pipelines, and thinks Russia should retaliate by breaking the Internet.
I will chip in for a one-way ticket for this asshole to be sent directly to Moscow.
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### Author:  [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4831 "2022-09-28T15:15:36Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Fortunately it’s the next district over and not mine, but **the right wing Republican is running ads against his Congressional Democratic opponent because he “support Nancy’s agenda”** to raise taxes, the cost of food, and the cost of gasoline. Apparently Pelosi runs the government.
> The Democrat’s ads are all about how the Republican doesn’t care about families, he just wants to prevent abortions.
It always cracks me up when Republicans attack their Democratic challengers with statements like “they voted for Nancy Pelosi’s agenda 100% of the time.” As if Republicans _never_ just blindly vote the way the party tells them to… 🙄
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4832 "2022-09-28T15:23:10Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I will chip in for a one-way ticket for this asshole to be sent directly to Moscow.
I’ll chip in too if they make him a Russian citizen. And then ship him off to the front.
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### Author:  [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4833 "2022-09-28T15:48:25Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > [@Gyrate](#):
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> > “Hunter Biden is doing all-night naked waterslide rides with hookers!”.
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> Hygienically, that sounds icky. But the spirit of it sounds great. Surprised it didn’t make it in the movie.
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> I’m sure there’s chlorine in the water, so count me in. Hannity is just mad he wasn’t invited.
It’s the “all-night” part that piques my skepticism. Personally, I can only handle about an hour and a half of watersliding with hookers.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4834 "2022-09-28T15:49:28Z")
Admittedly, after a while the waterslide is going to chafe one’s naked backside. As might the hookers too.
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4835 "2022-09-28T15:49:40Z")
I detect some animosity🤭
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4836 "2022-09-28T15:50:54Z")
Mr Carlson is always very keen to defend Russia. I’m just suggesting a better way for him to do that.
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### Author:  [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4837 "2022-09-28T16:24:13Z")
> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Admittedly, after a while the waterslide is going to chafe one’s naked backside. **As might the hookers too.**
I think you have to pay extra for that.
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### Author:  [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4838 "2022-09-28T17:15:30Z")
> [@Smapti](#):
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> What Товарищ Путин told him to do if he doesn’t want those videos to wind up on the front page of Breitbart, I assume.
Sans serif Cyrilic looks weird.
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4839 "2022-09-28T17:36:18Z")
For those who can’t read it. It says “Tovarishch (Comrade) Putin.”
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### Author:  [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4840 "2022-09-28T17:54:23Z")
> [@Akaj](#):
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> Personally, I can only handle about an hour and a half of watersliding with hookers.
That’s what the lazy river is for.
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### Author:  [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4841 "2022-09-28T18:02:04Z")
> [@Akaj](#):
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> watersliding with hookers.
> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> the lazy river
What’s a lazy river?
50 bucks, same as in town.
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