# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")
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### Author: ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4882 "2022-10-01T08:20:44Z")

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An HOA in Olympia is is threatening to fine a local homeowner unless she takes down a Black Lives Matter sign inside her house.

Said HOA seems to be completely OK with the Trump doormats and thin blue line flags her neighbors are displaying outside.

> **[Olympia woman facing fines over ‘Black Lives Matter’ sign inside her home](https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/olympia-woman-facing-fines-over-sign-inside-her-home/WKN2BOW4G5HUZF2U6ZKXOMA4KI/)**
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> Shirley Pavao’s homeowners association called a Black Lives Matter sign a violation of the Lost Lake Resort community policy. However, she said she has become a target of a policy that is not legal.

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### Author: ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4883 "2022-10-01T12:59:04Z")

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There are plenty of reasons to avoid buying a home in a community with an HOA, but that takes the cake.

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### Author: ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4884 "2022-10-01T14:59:30Z")

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Never any street racing when RepubliQuans were in office. Congresscritter who changed from Democrat to R-Idiot.

> **[Congressman Says Deadly Crash at Unsanctioned Car Show Is Probably the...](https://jalopnik.com/congressman-says-deadly-crash-at-unsanctioned-car-show-1849603471)**
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> Two were killed on Saturday after a crash at a unsanctioned car meet-up in Wildwood, New Jersey.

WARNING - THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS STRAWMAN ARGUMENTS, BLATANT HYPOCRISY, OUTRIGHT LIES. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK - WARNING

“Across the country we are watching leaders implement weak-on-crime policies and continually disrespect our police and first responders. For years now, far-left Democrats have ridiculed our police and sought to strip police funding and to no surprise, crime has skyrocketed. When leaders diminish and demean our police officers, this translates to individuals believing this type of behavior is acceptable and will go unpunished. And now we are seeing it right here at home in South Jersey. President Biden and the Democrat majority in Congress must stop allowing career criminals to walk the streets, we must detain individuals for heinous crimes up until trial, and prosecutors must follow the rule of law when issuing sentences.”

This from the party that calls for the murder of opposing politicians, denigrates the FBI and capitol police force, reduced funding for embassy and consulate security prior to Benghazi, is okay with the murder of women and fetuses involved in health emergencies, and tried to overthrow the US government amid dozens of other crimes.

Local authorities though they had sufficient response available but sometimes shit happens. Remarkably, they didn’t blame Biden, Democrats, Clinton, Soros, Obama, The Deep State; only the organizers of the event where the crash and deaths occurred.

Nice of the asshole to throw in “Thoughts and Condolences” there at the end of his screed.

VOTE

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4885 "2022-10-01T23:30:31Z")

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Rubio and Scott begging for emergency funds, even though every Florida Republican voted against them.

> **[Marco Rubio, Rick Scott call for Ian relief as Florida GOP votes against FEMA...](https://www.axios.com/2022/10/01/hurricane-ian-florida-gop-marco-rubio-funding)**
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> Several members of Congress from Florida previously voted against a spending bill that included FEMA relief.

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4886 "2022-10-01T23:31:33Z")

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Failed Republican candidates claim that the Deep State created the hurricane to make De Santis look bad.

> **[Failed GOP Candidates Say ‘Deep State’ Used ‘Weather Manipulation Technology’...](https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-witzke-and-deanna-lorraine-say-deep-state-using-weather-manipulation-technology-to-punish-desantis)**
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> Two QAnon-aligned former GOP congressional hopefuls peddled an insane conspiracy theory this week about Hurricane Ian being used by “Deep State” to hurt the Florida guv.

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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4887 "2022-10-01T23:34:32Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Rubio and Scott begging for emergency funds, even though every Florida Republican voted against them. -  
> [https://www.axios.com/2022/10/01/hurricane-ian-florida-gop-marco-rubio-funding](https://www.axios.com/2022/10/01/hurricane-ian-florida-gop-marco-rubio-funding)

I’m sure we can spare a couple of petards for those poor souls.

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### Author: ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4888 "2022-10-01T23:36:45Z")

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Who spilled the beans? Were we hacked? Maybe our leader Beck talked in her sleep at the rehab center? Deep State must incognito on the board.

Dopers, let’s tighten up on security, another leak like this could blow our cover completely. They may already know of our plan to sabotage Mango Man’s next appearance in Arizona by a plague of locusts and horned toads. Back to the mattresses in the short term.

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4889 "2022-10-01T23:37:24Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I’m sure we can spare a couple of petards for those poor souls.

[![](https://preview.redd.it/hb2olur6s4y71.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8558e52c872bd96af9298a543a6d6f29fb17156f) ](https://preview.redd.it/hb2olur6s4y71.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8558e52c872bd96af9298a543a6d6f29fb17156f)

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### Author: ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4890 "2022-10-01T23:38:40Z")

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So it’s weather tech vs. prayers? Magic against science!

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### Author: ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4891 "2022-10-01T23:47:15Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Has DeSantis blamed the hurricane on Biden yet?

HA! I called it.

> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Failed Republican candidates claim that the Deep State created the hurricane to make De Santis look bad.

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### Author: ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4892 "2022-10-01T23:58:25Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> prosecutors must follow the rule of law when issuing sentences.

Prosecutors are now issuing sentences? Interesting judicial system they must have up in the Garden State.

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### Author: ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2022, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4893 "2022-10-02T00:08:15Z")

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That was pretty bad. Odd thing, though, is that she doesn’t seem to realize that her stated agenda contradicts itself.

> [@Superdude](#):
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> Sweet zombie Jesus, that video gave me severe _[Rappin for Jesus](https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE)_ vibes.

That was absolutely horrible, especially with two old white folks talkingn about Christ being “their n~”.

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### Author: ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4894 "2022-10-02T00:17:26Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Loser Donald accuses Republicans of preventing a government shutdown because they hate him, makes a thinly veiled death threat against the Minority Leader, hurls a racist slur at a woman who was in his Cabinet for his entire term, gets her name wrong, and misspells “advice”, all in one post.

Hey, if them hating Tan the Conman is what it takes for them to not shut down the government, then who am I to complain?

Isn’t he already being investigated for inciting political violence? Tan in a Can, as I’ve said before, may have the right to remain silent; however, he does not have the ability. At any rate, if this is what it takes to get him finally indicted, tried, convicted, and incarcerated, again, who am I to complain?

Ms. Chao must be so proud to have worked for him, knowing now that he evidently barely knows who she is during what I call the presidential [interregnum (definition 2)](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/interregnum). But, hey, if this is what it takes for a member of a minority to realize working for an unrepentant racist is not good mojo, then, yet again, who am I to complain?

He cannot spell anything wrong. Remember that he is the smartest person ever! No doubt all his followers will now start spelling it the way he does. If is appalling and constantly displayed illiteracy is what it takes for some of his supporters to realize that he’s an idiot, then, at long last again, who am I to complain?

She and her hubby are Republicans, so I really don’t have that much sympathy for either one of them for “gettting their faces eaten”.

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4895 "2022-10-02T01:28:30Z")

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CPAC deleted a post and apologized after Matt Schlapp referred to the parts of Ukraine that Russia annexed as “Ukrainian occupied”.

> **[CPAC Deletes Tweet and Apologizes to Ukrainian People](https://www.thedailybeast.com/cpac-deletes-tweet-and-apologizes-to-ukrainian-people)**
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> The conservative group set off a firestorm when it described parts of Ukraine’s sovereign countryside as “Ukrainian-occupied.”

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2022, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4896 "2022-10-02T01:52:37Z")

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Marge Greene says Biden is encouraging Democrats to kill Republicans.

> **[Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Democrats ‘Have Already Started the Killings’ of...](https://www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-democrats-have-already-started-the-killings-of-republicans)**
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> Greene added that President Joe Biden “has declared every freedom-loving American an enemy of the state.”

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#### Post date: [October 2, 2022, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4897 "2022-10-02T02:07:14Z")

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Doug Mastriano says he’s going to ban pole dancing and porn from elementary schools.

> <https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1576320629426753536>

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### Author: ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2022, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4898 "2022-10-02T02:14:12Z")

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Have already started? Who was the first martyr?  
I Wish they had taught pole dancing!

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### Author: ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
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But he is o.k. with lap dancing?

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### Author: ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2022, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4900 "2022-10-02T02:21:44Z")

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He doesn’t want them to teach "knowledge."😉

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### Author: ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/4901 "2022-10-02T02:24:37Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Doug Mastriano says he’s going to ban pole dancing and porn from elementary schools.

So much for teaching job skills.

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