# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5022 "2022-10-06T00:56:17Z")

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> Matt Walsh advocates for the impregnation of girls as young as 16 because it’s “technically when they’re at their most fertile”…

In other words, ‘If they’re old enough to bleed, they’re old enough to breed.’ 🙄

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5023 "2022-10-06T01:00:25Z")

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Was he even ASKED?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5024 "2022-10-06T01:50:47Z")

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On twitter, he just claimed that wasnt what he said at all, he’ll be addressing it tomorrow. Yawn.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5025 "2022-10-06T03:35:35Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Maybe we could go back to the practice of the ancient Greeks and just have everyone compete naked. That would probably increase attendance at events.

Weren’t women banned from participating and even attending the ancient Olympics?

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Weren’t women banned from participating and even attending the ancient Olympics?

Exactly - just the way Jesus and Ronald Reagan intended.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5027 "2022-10-06T12:59:55Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> On twitter, he just claimed that wasnt what he said at all

Dude, didn’t you hear that some pointy-head brainiac invented a thingamabob that can _exactly repeat stuff people said_ earlier?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5028 "2022-10-06T13:56:54Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Dude, didn’t you hear that some pointy-head brainiac invented a thingamabob that can _exactly repeat stuff people said_ earlier?

A parrot? 🦜

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**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5029 "2022-10-06T14:00:02Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> > Dude, didn’t you hear that some pointy-head brainiac invented a thingamabob that can _exactly repeat stuff people said_ earlier?
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> A parrot? 🦜 -

God is a pointy head brainiac. That’s a new one. 😉

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5030 "2022-10-06T16:32:32Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/J9MKjQ6-UBU/maxresdefault.jpg "Zootopia - Judy's Hustle (Tax Evasion)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9MKjQ6-UBU)

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**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5031 "2022-10-06T16:46:10Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> God is a pointy head brainiac. That’s a new one. 😉

no wonder so many people hate scientists, as they are the embodiment of the divine asshole

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5032 "2022-10-07T13:14:44Z")

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I wonder where he finds these articles that he read last night.

> <https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1578192060028309510>

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5033 "2022-10-07T13:16:27Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Junior tonight says he read somewhere that Leftists want a nuclear war because it will help solve global warming.

Amazing how much text they can engrave in the bowl of a coke spoon these days…

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5034 "2022-10-07T13:21:57Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> I wonder where he finds these articles that he read last night.

Didn’t someone around here recently remark on a bit from Futurama, where this was the joke? [Nuclear winter cancelled out Global Warming](https://youtu.be/yzkhoNyPAIM).

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5035 "2022-10-07T14:04:42Z")

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What about all the giant ice cubes they dropped in the ocean?

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5036 "2022-10-07T14:44:43Z")

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Well, Junior is right. If everyone is dead, global warming really won’t be much of an issue.

And what’s with the triangular service flag behind him. Has anyone in the Trump family ever been in the military?

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5037 "2022-10-07T14:45:26Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> And what’s with the triangular service flag behind him. Has anyone in the Trump family ever been in the military?

I was wondering that myself.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5038 "2022-10-07T15:02:19Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> And what’s with the triangular service flag behind him. Has anyone in the Trump family ever been in the military?

Isn’t that just the standard way of making a trophy piece out of a flag? I wouldn’t assume any connection to the military.

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Well, Junior is right. If everyone is dead, global warming really won’t be much of an issue.
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> And what’s with the triangular service flag behind him. Has anyone in the Trump family ever been in the military? -

[Cape Cod Times.](https://www.capecodtimes.com/story/opinion/columns/2020/02/12/president-bone-spur-has-no/1724792007/)

> It seems that this lack (or avoidance) of military service is not unique to Donald Trump. For three generations, Trump’s paternal line has neither offered nor performed any military service, voluntarily or through the draft. They all chose not to contribute their services to the U.S. military, the most patriotic and honorable manner in which to display one’s patriotism and love of country.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5040 "2022-10-07T15:03:09Z")

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It could be Kimberly’s dad. Looks like he was in the Army. But I’d assume it was just a prop or some tangentially stolen valor.

While looking for that, I also learned that Trump’s dad wore a Hitler mustache after the war, because of course he did.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5041 "2022-10-07T15:08:18Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Herschel Walker says black people hate cold weather.

I wonder what [people in Jamaica](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaica_national_bobsleigh_team) think of that.

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