# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5742 "2022-11-13T00:45:17Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Loser Donald says Democrats have stolen the Electron. he has his ion you ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5743 "2022-11-13T00:58:14Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > he has his ion you That’s a rather charged accusation. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5744 "2022-11-13T01:08:26Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > > [@eschereal](#): > > > > he has his ion you > > That’s a rather charged accusation. - Easily reversed. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5745 "2022-11-13T01:22:30Z")
We now know the real reason the Democrats win elections. According to [Jesse Watters](https://us.yahoo.com/news/women-marry-settle-down-stop-005849281.html), it’s single women. > Single women need to get married and “settle down” so they stop voting for Democrats, Fox News host Jesse Watters unbelievably urged on national TV Thursday. > > “Single women and voters under 40 have been ‘captured’ by Democrats,” Watters complained in the wake of the GOP’s disappointing midterm elections. > > “We need these ladies to get married. It’s time to fall in love and just settle down. Guys, go put a ring on it,” he urged. More Republican stupidity quoted in the link. I notice he has a solution for the single women voters, but what’s his plan for those under 40? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5746 "2022-11-13T01:58:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > > [@Smapti](#): > > > > > [@eschereal](#): > > > > > > he has his ion you > > > > That’s a rather charged accusation. - > > Easily reversed. Are you trying to make light of it? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5747 "2022-11-13T02:03:45Z")
Not particle-arly. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5748 "2022-11-13T02:15:35Z")
If it quarks like a duck … ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5749 "2022-11-13T02:19:14Z")
I tend to be Neutron about the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5750 "2022-11-13T02:20:27Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > > [@Smapti](#): > > > > > > > [@eschereal](#): > > > > > > > > he has his ion you > > > > > > That’s a rather charged accusation. - > > > > Easily reversed. > > Are you trying to make light of it? - No, I’m trying to qualify as a boson’s mate. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5751 "2022-11-13T04:32:59Z")
I 've had other things on my mind the past few days and haven’t been following all of the election news. Has there been a lot of Republicans who lost claiming that their elections were stolen by those evil perfidious(?) Democrats? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5752 "2022-11-13T04:57:49Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > Has there been a lot of Republicans who lost claiming that their elections were stolen by those evil perfidious(?) Democrats? Some of them were in close contests, and the Arizona governor’s race still hasn’t been called. Don’t want to call an election fraudulent while there’s still a chance you might win. ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5753 "2022-11-13T05:17:41Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Don’t want to call an election fraudulent while there’s still a chance you might win. Ummm, no. Lake has been demanding SOMETHING be done about the stolen election since long be for votes started being counted. The Fat Orange Baboon isn’t bothering demanding recounts, he just wants everything done over. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5754 "2022-11-13T06:13:27Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Lake has been demanding SOMETHING be done about the stolen election since long be for votes started being counted. Since before the election, actually. She would never answer the question if she’d accept a loss. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5755 "2022-11-13T16:15:31Z")
She is stating it now. Her supporters are out side the election board with signs that say Hobbs = cheat. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5756 "2022-11-13T19:10:58Z")
Jamie Herrera Beutler, Republican from the third District of Washington, voted to impeach. She was primaried, and lost the primary to Joe Kent. Kent lost the general election to Democrat Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez. Beutler had held the seat since 2010. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5757 "2022-11-13T19:12:05Z")
They’re marching around the building blowing shofars and calling for the fall of the walls of Jericho. They also are demanding that the military intercede and that a new election be held. ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5758 "2022-11-13T19:59:23Z")
One of her supporters managed to collapse of heat exhaustion due to all the exertion in the 71F afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5759 "2022-11-13T21:00:51Z")
I’m willing to have the military intercede, but not in the way the protesters are hoping for. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5760 "2022-11-13T23:10:34Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > They also are demanding that the military intercede and that a new election be held. _‘Things happened that I don’t like so the Army should make everyone do what I want!!111!!!’_ Ah, those MAGA folks. _Nothing_ can make them grow up! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/5761 "2022-11-13T23:36:41Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Ah, those MAGA folks. _Nothing_ can make them grow up! They’re like the Lost Boys, only less adorable. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/nydUgAr3xek/maxresdefault.jpg "mary martin peter pan ~ I won't grow up (HD)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nydUgAr3xek) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=287) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=289)