# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/642 "2022-03-05T01:29:14Z")

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Fucker Carlson claims to have changed his mind about supporting Putin, but it was all Kamala Harris’s fault that he supported Putin in the first place.

> **[Analysis | Tucker Carlson says it’s Kamala Harris’s fault he carried Putin’s...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/03/04/tucker-carlson-says-its-kamala-harriss-fault-he-carried-putins-water/)**
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> In a deeply sexist segment, the Fox News host tries to rewrite his advocacy for the Russian president.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/643 "2022-03-05T01:46:11Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Tennessee state Senator Brian Kelsey announced today that he will not be running for reelection due to an exciting change to his personal life. That change was an indictment for campaign fund fraud.  
> [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNBzABYWUAETUG0?format=jpg&name=large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNBzABYWUAETUG0?format=jpg&name=large)

Well, he’s on-brand, given that “an incapacity to feel shame” is the first and most important quality for any Republican politician to possess…

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/644 "2022-03-05T03:01:01Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Fucker Carlson claims to have changed his mind about supporting Putin

Well of course he did - the checks stopped clearing.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/645 "2022-03-05T05:01:53Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Fucker Carlson claims to have changed his mind about supporting Putin, but it was all Kamala Harris’s fault that he supported Putin in the first place. -

The Party of Personal Responsibility-some other person is responsible.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/646 "2022-03-05T06:26:55Z")

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The inabilty to apply suncream is what I get from that image. That child is very red.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/647 "2022-03-05T13:10:39Z")

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Perhaps the “can’t feel shame” gene skipped a generation.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/648 "2022-03-05T13:13:22Z")

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Second Republican judge who thinks he is Command in Chief:

> **[An Anti-Vax Judge Is Preventing the Navy From Deploying a Warship](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/03/covid-vaccine-judge-navy-warship-religious-freedom.html)**
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> Admirals want to remove an insubordinate anti-vaxxer from command of a destroyer. A judge won’t let them.

Note that he is also preventing the assignment of Marine logistics battalion commander who can perform the job. IMHO, that is probably actually more significant then the inability to deploy a single ship (c.f. the Russian convoy).

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/649 "2022-03-05T13:54:31Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Even his own party is mad at him. Even fucking Greene told him off for it. When she sounds like the reasonable one in the room…

Something tells me that Empty Greene objected for all the wrong reasons. Ah, she loves him so…

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/650 "2022-03-05T14:16:50Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> \*That exact phrase is being used in his radio campaign ads.

He’s also big on “All Lives Matter”. Which is strange.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/651 "2022-03-05T17:25:03Z")

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From Slate article:

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> [T]he Department of Justice [pleaded](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flmd.395057/gov.uscourts.flmd.395057.118.0.pdf) with Merryday to pause his decision. On Wednesday, he [declined](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flmd.395057/gov.uscourts.flmd.395057.122.0.pdf). Merryday scorned the notion that Doe might get sick, writing that he is “ **triumphantly fit and slim and strong.”** He also implied that Navy leadership may be lying about Doe’s insubordination in retaliation against his religious beliefs. Merryday declined to fully credit their testimony until he could subject them to cross-examination. He concluded that the plaintiffs’ right to religious liberty trumps the Navy’s profound national security concerns.

_Triumphantly?_ WTF you jingoistic shithead, reading some Movietone newsreel?  
So it’s “religious liberty”, it’s all boiling down to? Wonder how many other useless fucking end-of-the-worlders are judges.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/652 "2022-03-05T18:15:34Z")

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New commander, ship sails, if guy wins again against appeal, drop him off by helicopter or let the insubordinate jerk swim after the ship. Or if he’s so damn religious - run across the water after the ship.

(he won’t win)

Thanks Mitch, you TRIUMPHANT moronic twit. Rot in hell [GQP stalwarts don’t believe in hell - suckers and losers that do believe are their base].

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/653 "2022-03-05T21:07:06Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> He’s also big on “All Lives Matter”. Which is strange.

Not really. He’s promoting the notion that BLM = “Antifa” = “radical woke mobs”.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/654 "2022-03-05T23:59:12Z")

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Check out some “Patriot Shit”, Man.

> <https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1500221358701166600>

Why is he so mad at Steve?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/655 "2022-03-06T00:05:18Z")

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Masks. Closures. Freedumb.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/656 "2022-03-06T00:12:53Z")

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President Zelensky of Ukraine held a Zoom call with several US Senators and Representatives this morning, and asked them not to share the call on social media. So Marco Rubio and Steve Daines posted screenshots of the meeting while it was happening.

> **[GOP Sens. Rubio, Daines face backlash for sharing photos of Zelensky on...](https://www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-zelensky-safety-rubio-daines-shared-images-social-media-2022-3)**
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> "The Ukrainian Ambassador very intentionally asked each of us on the zoom to NOT share anything on social media during the meeting," said Rep. Phillips.

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/657 "2022-03-06T00:54:47Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Freedumb

I’ve seen lately “Me-dumb” which stings even more.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/658 "2022-03-06T01:03:34Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Freedumb.

“Freedumb…!? That is a Dang Worship Word. You will not speak it.”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/659 "2022-03-06T01:05:58Z")

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Insert Thumbs-Up and LOL emojis.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/660 "2022-03-06T01:18:47Z")

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I’m no doctor, but Paul Gosar appears to have Parkinson’s disease.

> <https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1500250809166032898>

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/661 "2022-03-06T08:10:29Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Masks. Closures. Freedumb.

Jim Jeffries beat you to the [“Freedumb”](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5849950/) name.

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