# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6706 "2023-01-04T16:00:57Z")

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It’s probably Hunter Biden’s fault anyway.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6707 "2023-01-04T16:03:34Z")

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“We were too busy looking at _for_ his dick pics to vote!”

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6708 "2023-01-04T16:07:51Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Watch for coded pizzas from Hillary’s restaurant (they’ll be delivered by drones)

Child zombies, duh. Kids who’ve been exsanguinated.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6709 "2023-01-04T17:33:46Z")

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And reanimated with pizza sauce? Arggh! The Marinara Mob!

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6710 "2023-01-04T17:56:33Z")

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> [@peccavi](#):
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> If the Republicans can’t achieve a majority vote for anyone for Speaker, does Nancy Pelosi remain as Speaker

No, in this case the post of Speaker expires with each Congress. As mentioned the Clerk’s functions as acting presiding officer are strictly limited. This is why currently you hear her addressed from the floor by the members as “Madam Clerk” rather than as Speaker or Chair as they normally do for a Speaker Pro Tem.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6711 "2023-01-04T19:30:30Z")

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McCarthy lost again on the 4th ballot, and the vote remained at 20 Republicans against, with another voting present. He’s bleeding votes.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6712 "2023-01-04T20:10:29Z")

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I haven’t followed this story, and I’m not really current on the players, but I know McCarthy is slime. From the standpoint of wanting relatively sane, non-traitorous House leadership, what’s the least worst outcome we Dopers can hope for?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6713 "2023-01-04T20:16:32Z")

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Jeffries could urge his colleagues to nominate and back Liz Cheney: they would only need 5 R votes to elect her if every D voted for her.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6714 "2023-01-04T20:34:53Z")

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Check out this broad! Getting "Kat"called…

[https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1610734610555486209?s=20](https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1610734610555486209?s=20)

(How do you imbed a tweet?)

Apparently, it’s been deleted. Cam Cammack was accusing the Dems on the House floor of drinking alcohol, eating popcorn, and cozying up with their blankies. the Democrats responded with a lot of booing and catcalls. I heard one person say “check HER purse!”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6715 "2023-01-04T20:36:48Z")

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That tweet has been disappeared. What did it say?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6716 "2023-01-04T20:41:51Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> …what’s the least worst outcome we Dopers can hope for?

That the House keeps trying to elect a Speaker for two years.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6717 "2023-01-04T20:44:06Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Arggh! The Marinara Mob!

Marinara is a crime against pizza, slightly worse than adding pineapple.

I hope you meant Marguerita.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6718 "2023-01-04T20:45:47Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> > [@Akaj](#):
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> > …what’s the least worst outcome we Dopers can hope for?
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> That the House keeps trying to elect a Speaker for two years.

OK, the least worst _realistic_ outcome.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6719 "2023-01-04T20:51:59Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Jeffries could urge his colleagues to nominate and back Liz Cheney: they would only need 5 R votes to elect her if every D voted for her.

No fair, my idea back in #6678. Makes too much sense (as in HOWLING LAUGHTER). Jefferies could strike a backroom deal for committee chairmanships with a half dozen Repubs. That’s all he’d need. I still back Liz though.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6720 "2023-01-04T20:59:13Z")

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Found another copy!

> <https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1610737288257966086?s=20>
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> Acyn @Acyn

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6721 "2023-01-04T21:00:11Z")

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A Republican Congresswoman was speaking just before the most recent Speaker vote, and she said that they should vote for McCarthy because “He gets things done.” Just what has he ever gotten done?

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6722 "2023-01-04T21:05:36Z")

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Well, he brought Trump back from the dead after January 6th!!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6723 "2023-01-04T21:20:24Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> OK, the least worst _realistic_ outcome.

You think it’s more realistic that they’ll realize how stubborn and petulant they’re being, seek a compromise, and start governing responsibly?

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6724 "2023-01-04T21:30:20Z")

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Of course not, but I’m just asking about the Speaker. I think it’s realistic that they’ll eventually choose one from their own ranks. From the standpoint of wanting our Democracy to survive at least two more years, who should we be rooting for?

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/6725 "2023-01-04T21:31:44Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> From the standpoint of wanting our Democracy to survive at least two more years, who should we be rooting for?

I’ll stick with my original answer.

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