# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7146 "2023-01-20T21:49:43Z")

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Let the eat whole wheat cake.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7147 "2023-01-20T22:34:26Z")

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That sounds disgusting.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7148 "2023-01-21T00:21:24Z")

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Maybe that’s the point. If lawmakers restrict “them” to foodstuffs that are disgusting, they won’t eat and starve to death. Money saved, which can go to better uses (_i.e._, the lawmakers’ buddies).

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7149 "2023-01-21T01:04:42Z")

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Twitter keeps deleting, restoring, deleting, restoring, deleting George Santos’s account.

> **[Santos’ Official Twitter Account Disappears Without Explanation](https://www.thedailybeast.com/george-santos-official-twitter-account-suspended-without-explanation)**
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> The official congressional account was suspended, briefly restored, suspended again, then restored again on Friday.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7150 "2023-01-21T01:27:33Z")

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Maybe its his account in drag?  
if that photo is him, at least he did Something right!

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7151 "2023-01-21T01:30:11Z")

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Noted homophobe and QAnon believer compares Damar Hamlin’s survival to aborted fetuses.

> **[Ex-NFL Coach Uses Player Collapse to Demand End to Abortion](https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-nfl-coach-tony-dungy-invokes-damar-hamlins-near-death-to-demand-end-to-abortion)**
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> Speaking at the March for Life rally in Washington, D.C., Tony Dungy attempted to draw a parallel between Damar Hamlin’s collapse and the termination of unborn fetuses.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7152 "2023-01-21T01:31:14Z")

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Crazy, but creative. smh.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7153 "2023-01-21T05:22:09Z")

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Tennessee has announced that it will no longer take federal funds for the treatment of HIV.

> **[Tennessee says it's cutting federal HIV funding. Will other states follow?](https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/tennessee-says-cutting-federal-hiv-funding-will-states-follow-rcna66689)**
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> The Tennessee Department of Health says it will no longer accept federal grant money to prevent or treat HIV. Experts worry the state is setting itself up for a major outbreak.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7154 "2023-01-21T06:54:17Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> is probably going to keel over dead about two or three years ago.

I thought the plan was for him to fall down dead or resign for health reasons half way through his term. That way we could have our first Black Woman President which is what the libs really want afterall.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7155 "2023-01-21T14:53:02Z")

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Check out [the latest republican tractic to prevent same sex marriage](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2023/jan/20/idaho-republican-who-vowed-to-protect-traditional-/):

> Idaho Republican who vowed to protect ‘traditional marriage’ wants to eliminate licenses
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> Jan. 20, 2023 Updated Fri., Jan. 20, 2023 at 10:04 p.m.
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> By Ryan Suppe  
> Idaho Statesman
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> BOISE – A Republican state senator who vowed to protect “traditional” marriage plans to propose legislation that would eliminate marriage licenses in Idaho – a GOP tactic in other states to prevent same-sex marriages.
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> The proposal, which must be introduced by a legislative committee before it becomes a bill and is publicized, would eliminate licenses and instead direct officiants to issue marriage “certificates” following a ceremony between “two qualified people, a man and a woman,” said Sen. Scott Herndon, R-Sagle, in a Tuesday social media video.
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> House Minority Leader Ilana Rubel, D-Boise, said the proposal appears to codify that “there would only be marriage recognized between a man and a woman.”
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> Republicans in other states, including Alabama and Oklahoma, moved to stop issuing marriage licenses altogether after the U.S. Supreme Court in 2015 ruled the states must issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

_More at the link._

Yet again the Qliban just don’t get it. The reason the SCOTUS ordered them to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples seeking to marry is that those states require a license to get married. Removing the requirements for a license does not mean you get to overturn a SCOTUS decision all by your lonesome. The unconstitutional part of the new law is not in the lack of a license, but in the requirement that only heterosexual marriage can be solemnized in the state.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7156 "2023-01-21T14:55:37Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> only heterosexual marriage can be solemnized in the state.

Note to brain: that is an L, not a D, in solemnized.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7157 "2023-01-21T14:55:57Z")

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Bill Foster, Democratic rep from Illinois, holds a PhD from Harvard and has won a prestigious Physics award. Yesterday he trolled George Santos with a tweet:

> <https://twitter.com/RepBillFoster/status/1616267381457707010?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email>

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7158 "2023-01-21T14:59:11Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Check out [the latest republican tractic to prevent same sex marriage](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2023/jan/20/idaho-republican-who-vowed-to-protect-traditional-/):
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> > Idaho Republican who vowed to protect ‘traditional marriage’ wants to eliminate licenses…

Attention Republicans who want to protect “traditional” marriage: No one is threatening “traditional” marriage you intolerant fucking assholes. Fuckin useless Republicans.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7159 "2023-01-21T15:01:19Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Tennessee has announced that it will no longer take federal funds for the treatment of HIV.

From the linked article:

> “The overwhelming majority of new HIV cases are among gay and bisexual men, transgender populations, heterosexual women, as well as people who inject drugs,” he said.

Well, duh, we want these groups to know that they are not welcome in the Great God-Fearing Christian White Normal State of Tennessee. And the ones in those groups who are here can leave.

Heterosexual women _might_ be welcome-- some of them anyway. But we’re mighty _par-tik-a-lar_ about which ones. Haveta screen them case-by-case.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7160 "2023-01-21T16:18:34Z")

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I’m no expert on Tennessee demographics, but that looks like an insignificant minority comprised of ne’er-do-wells that make up a paltry greater than 50% of the population. No need to care for a disease that is only really being transmitted amongst such a timy sliver.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7161 "2023-01-21T16:24:42Z")

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Did you mean Tennessee?

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7162 "2023-01-21T16:26:13Z")

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Yes. Yes I did. 🤦

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7163 "2023-01-21T16:32:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> From the linked article:
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> > [@](#):
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> > “The overwhelming majority of new HIV cases are among gay and bisexual men, transgender populations, heterosexual women, as well as people who inject drugs,” he said

So the chosen people are [checks notes] lesbians?

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7164 "2023-01-21T16:38:19Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> > The proposal, which must be introduced by a legislative committee before it becomes a bill and is publicized, would eliminate licenses and instead direct officiants to issue marriage “certificates” following a ceremony between “two qualified people, a man and a woman,” said Sen. Scott Herndon, R-Sagle, in a Tuesday social media video.

The Supreme Court: Okay, well now you have to issue marriage “certificates” to gay couples.

Sen. Scott Herndon: _\>surprised Pikachu face\<_

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/7165 "2023-01-21T16:57:09Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Fuckin useless Republicans.

Reported for Gross Redundancy.

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