# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8107 "2023-02-23T07:15:12Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> plugging his brand of bottled water,

I guess he had some in a warehouse that’s been sitting around since it was **discontinued in 2010**. But not enough for everybody so he added some “lesser quality” water. What a guy!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8108 "2023-02-23T08:01:27Z")

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Charlie Kirk says that witches have put a curse on him.

> **[Charlie Kirk claims 'witches' made him 'sick' as he attacks Trump grand jury...](https://www.rawstory.com/charlie-kirk-witches/)**
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> Conservative podcaster Charlie Kirk warned his listeners of dark "portals" after claiming that the foreperson of a Georgia special grand jury was a witch.During Wednesday's edition of his show, Kirk reflected on media appearances by Emily Kohrs, the...

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8109 "2023-02-23T10:29:07Z")

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Emily probably isn’t a witch, but she is enjoying her 15 minutes a little more than I’d like. This is a serious matter. Or it should be.

Charlie is just crazy and in desperate need of something I can’t name.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8110 "2023-02-23T10:39:03Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Charlie is just crazy and in desperate need of something I can’t name.

A more flattering head-to-face ratio?

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8111 "2023-02-23T11:20:38Z")

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The MAGAs will gladly drink any water personally passed by Trump.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8112 "2023-02-23T11:39:46Z")

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Ew.

Pass the brain bleach, please!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8113 "2023-02-23T13:20:26Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Charlie is just crazy and in desperate need of something I can’t name.

This,perhaps? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMsrE-9CLFg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMsrE-9CLFg)

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8114 "2023-02-23T13:37:50Z")

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Wow. TWO trainwrecks in East Palestine in the last two weeks!

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8115 "2023-02-23T13:47:01Z")

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One spread toxic waste across the town.

The other was full of vinyl chloride.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8116 "2023-02-23T15:02:02Z")

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> **[Former Arizona AG sat on records refuting 2020 election fraud](https://apnews.com/article/arizona-state-government-2022-midterm-elections-donald-trump-fraud-55d9a729d412ef45ba234d5397cc8839)**
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> Arizona’s former attorney general suppressed findings by his investigators who concluded there was no basis for allegations that the 2020 election was marred by widespread fraud.

> Previous Attorney General Mark Brnovich, a Republican, never released a March 2022 summary of investigative findings, which ruled out most of the fraud claims spread by allies and supporters of former President Donald Trump. Yet a month later, he released [an “interim report”](https://apnews.com/article/steve-bannon-elections-arizona-phoenix-criminal-investigations-017883d2ee13d4721fe545659e003163) that claimed his investigation “revealed serious vulnerabilities that must be addressed and raises questions about the 2020 election in Arizona.”

That article linked to this one from last May

> **[Arizona officials blast attorney general for election report](https://apnews.com/article/steve-bannon-elections-arizona-phoenix-criminal-investigations-017883d2ee13d4721fe545659e003163)**
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> PHOENIX (AP) — Republican officials who oversee elections in Maricopa County issued a blistering retort Wednesday to GOP Attorney General Mark Brnovich accusing the state's top lawman of abusing his position and misleading the public about the 2020...

> Republican officials who oversee elections in Maricopa County issued a blistering retort Wednesday to GOP Attorney General Mark Brnovich accusing the state’s top lawman of abusing his position and misleading the public about the 2020 election to advance his U.S. Senate campaign.

It’s good that other Republican’s are pushing back, but they’re not pushing back very hard.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8117 "2023-02-23T15:37:06Z")

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👍🏼  
Bravo!

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8118 "2023-02-23T16:45:55Z")

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Trump is trying to out-Trump DeSantis with this one

> **[Trump’s Plan Would Send Black Boys’ School-to-Prison Pipeline into Overdrive](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-plan-would-send-black-boys-school-to-prison-pipeline-into-overdrive?source=articles&via=rss)**
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> In a rambling video message, Trump threatened to upend local juvenile justice systems around the country. The result could send more Black boys to prison.

> In his words, he wants to “end the leftist takeover of school discipline and juvenile justice” and send the federal government to oversee discipline in schools.  
> Unworkable? Sure. Illegal? Without question. So much for small government, right?

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8119 "2023-02-23T16:53:31Z")

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Somebody should tell Trump that his stupid MAGA hat looks even worse than that other thing he usually wears on his head.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8120 "2023-02-23T17:31:16Z")

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It’s that time again – as they do each Ash Wednesday, dopey MAGAoids start yammering about the “bruise” on Biden’s forehead…

> <https://twitter.com/charlie31200514/status/1628409946860580864>

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8121 "2023-02-23T17:57:16Z")

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Oh, crap. I actually sorta agree with MyPillow man on this one.

> <https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1628803359703707648>

I definitely now need a shower.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8122 "2023-02-23T18:15:48Z")

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Steve Bannon’s lawyers are suing him for $500,000 because he didn’t pay them. I guess he learned from the best grifter in the business.

> **[Steve Bannon's ex-lawyers sue him over nearly $500,000 in unpaid legal bills...](https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/22/politics/steve-bannon-lawyers-sue/index.html)**
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> A law firm that represented former Donald Trump strategist Steve Bannon during his fight against a subpoena from the House January 6 committee and other cases is suing Bannon for nearly $500,000 in unpaid legal bills.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8123 "2023-02-23T18:22:45Z")

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Any law firm representing these mopes, and does not demand a cash deposit up front? They deserve whatever happens to them.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8124 "2023-02-23T18:44:44Z")

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I don’t know who these people are, but here are a group of lovely people harassing motorists they identify as Jews.

> <https://twitter.com/RachelBitecofer/status/1628501768626913280>

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8125 "2023-02-23T18:45:53Z")

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It was outside a synagogue in Orlando.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8126 "2023-02-23T18:50:27Z")

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It’s Florida, man.

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