# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8167 "2023-02-24T19:22:19Z")

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Remember, the water has to be below boiling otherwise your blanching.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8168 "2023-02-24T20:17:24Z")

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Nick Fuentes is on the no-fly list for threatening to strangle a flight attendant who told him to wear a mask.

> **[Trump's white supremacist dinner date put on No Fly List after threatening to...](https://www.rawstory.com/nick-fuentes-no-fly-list/)**
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> Nick Fuentes, the white supremacist influencer who infamously dined with former President Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago last year, has claimed that he was placed on the government's No Fly List as an act of political persecution.However, documents...

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8169 "2023-02-24T20:21:24Z")

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“A fringe figure in right-wing politics for years, Fuentes rose to national prominence late last year when Hitler-praising rapper Kanye West brought him as a guest to dine with Trump at Mar-a-Lago.”

God, how I wish that sentence didn’t make any sense to me. How did we get here?!?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8170 "2023-02-24T20:40:48Z")

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What I want to know is when will Tan the Conman be put on the no fly list?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8171 "2023-02-24T20:45:22Z")

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I hear that Mike Pence is _asking_ to be put on the no fly list…

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8172 "2023-02-24T20:45:30Z")

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I would rather he be put on the “fly far away from here and never come back” list.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8173 "2023-02-24T21:39:10Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> I hear that Mike Pence is _asking_ to be put on the no fly list…

👍🏻 👍🏻 👍🏻 👍🏻

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**Author:** ![Mortimus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mortimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mortimus)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8174 "2023-02-24T21:41:55Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> I’ve taken up Tai-chi and the classes are indoors for now. Tai-chi involves a lot of stretching and reaching motions, so you need a lot of room to be able to get a good workout. I’ve let it be known that not only have I had 5 COVID jabs, I’ve also had got my flu shot AND shingles shots last year.
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> As a result, there are only two other people who are willing to work out in my side of the room, the other 10-12 are all crowded together in the other side of the room to avoid any possible vaccine shed or whatever is going on in their little pea-sized brains.
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> I’m just fine with that and I hope their behavior keeps up when we are ab

Wait… whut?! MAGAts do Tai-chi? Isn’t that some sort of commie thing? What would their lard-ass lord and saviour have to say about that?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8175 "2023-02-24T22:09:00Z")

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James Inhofe retired from the Senate because he has long covid. He opposed covid mandates.  
He also says that at least five other members of the Senate have long covid but won’t admit it.

> **[Ex-Senator Jim Inhofe Retired Due to Long COVID, Says at Least 5 Other...](https://newrepublic.com/post/170783/jim-inhofe-retired-due-long-covid-says-least-5-congressmembers-have-it)**
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> The Oklahoma Republican called out his colleagues.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8176 "2023-02-24T22:26:30Z")

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The chair of the House Oversight Committee threatens DirecTV to restore Newsmax, “or else”.

> **[GOP Leader Threatens DirecTV: Bring Back Newsmax—‘Or Else’](https://www.thedailybeast.com/house-oversight-chair-james-comer-threatens-directv-bring-back-newsmax-or-else)**
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> Comer said his committee members are “huge fans of Newsmax” and are “chomping at the bit” to haul DirecTV leaders in front of Congress.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8177 "2023-02-24T22:27:45Z")

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The classes are held in a meeting room at the local library. The last class featured a couple of ladies getting upset because they couldn’t carry their guns and one of them blamed Biden for it.

Yavapai county is blood red. The board of supervisors are all Repug. The Repug run county mandated no guns in libraries and courtrooms well over a decade again.

The budistas at my favorite dispensary all know me by name.

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**Author:** ![Mortimus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mortimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mortimus)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8178 "2023-02-24T22:30:47Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> The classes are held in a meeting room at the local library. The last class featured a couple of ladies getting upset because they couldn’t carry their guns and one of them blamed Biden for it.

How do they reach for their guns when doing the downward dog?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8179 "2023-02-24T22:31:09Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> The last class featured a couple of ladies getting upset because they couldn’t carry their guns and one of them blamed Biden for it.

Guns \<—\> Tai-chi 👍🏽 Totally compatible.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8180 "2023-02-24T22:42:16Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> James Inhofe retired from the Senate because he has long covid. He opposed covid mandates.

[![](https://i.redd.it/09gp4p0460k71.jpg) ](https://i.redd.it/09gp4p0460k71.jpg)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8181 "2023-02-24T22:54:55Z")

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SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

First time I’ve seen a jump scare in a Pit thread.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8182 "2023-02-24T23:06:42Z")

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Many people are saying that tanning your balls is a good idea. Many smart people.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8183 "2023-02-24T23:35:59Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [https://newrepublic.com/post/170783/jim-inhofe-retired-due-long-covid-says-least-5-congressmembers-have-it](https://newrepublic.com/post/170783/jim-inhofe-retired-due-long-covid-says-least-5-congressmembers-have-it)

The article below that dealing with the GQP whiplash inducing stance on infrastructure is especially damming.

**Republicans Suddenly Pretend to Care About Infrastructure, Just to Criticize U.S. Aid to Ukraine**  
The usual suspects; Cruz, Hawley, Ron Johnson, Mike Lee; are featured hippocritters.\*

\*I left hippocritters as is in spite of autocorrect.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8184 "2023-02-24T23:42:27Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

The Herman Cain Award, a prestigious honor usually awarded posthumously to those who have fucked around and found out in the field of covid denialism.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8185 "2023-02-24T23:57:07Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Rudy says that the people in East Palestine are coming up to him and asking him why Biden hates them.

What the fuck is up with Rudy’s eyes going from 75% closed to 110% open? It happens twice in that video and something I’ve noticed for a long time. When his eyes pop open to “frantic” state, it doesn’t correspond to anything he is excitedly saying. It’s like the aliens controlling his body haven’t yet mastered facial expressions.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/8186 "2023-02-25T01:01:30Z")

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That only affects commercial flights, I think. Trump flies on his own plane.

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