# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9467 "2023-05-16T04:08:24Z")

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And Florida’s 'pubbies yet again prove [they hate education](https://www.aol.com/news/florida-republicans-pass-pronoun-diversity-143241776.html):

> **Florida Republicans pass school bills on pronouns, diversity**
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> TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — Florida Republicans on Wednesday approved bills to ban diversity programs in colleges and prevent students and teachers from being required to use pronouns that don’t correspond to someone’s sex, building on top priorities of Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis.
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> The two proposals were given final passage by the Republican supermajorities in the House and Senate. DeSantis is expected to sign the bills into law.

_More of their bullshit at the link._

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9468 "2023-05-16T11:53:35Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Ramaswamy bribed a Wikipedia editor to rewrite the article on him to remove his having been part of Ohio’s covid task force, his having received a scholarship from the Soros family, and his being Hindu.

Damn. Wikipedia editors are open to bribery? _Files away for future reference._

While he was at it, he prolly shoulda gone ahead and changed his last name to Reagan.

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9469 "2023-05-16T11:56:43Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> While he was at it, he prolly shoulda gone ahead and changed his last name to Reagan.

Too woke by today’s standards. Maybe Birch…Duke…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9470 "2023-05-16T12:04:52Z")

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> [@Stratocaster](#):
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> Maybe Birch…Duke…

You mean the _Democrat_ Duke? Sounds far too leftist for my tastes. And anyway, that means the Democrats are the real racists.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9471 "2023-05-16T13:46:19Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Ramaswamy bribed a Wikipedia editor to rewrite the article on him to remove his having been part of Ohio’s covid task force, his having received a scholarship from the Soros family, and his being Hindu.

Allegations of Wikipedia-tampering have also been removed from the article on him.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9472 "2023-05-16T14:08:58Z")

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As much as he creates a fiction to attack, it only makes sense that he creates a fiction for his own origins.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9473 "2023-05-16T19:00:39Z")

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OK, all you retired Dopers (which includes me): you need to update your resume.

> **[McCarthy demands work requirements on ‘all the programs’ including Social...](https://www.rawstory.com/mccarthy-demands-work-requirements-on-all-the-programs-including-social-security-medicare-medicaid-and-snap/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter)**
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> Republican Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy is under fire after announcing Tuesday he is demanding work requirements for "all" social safety net programs as part of his debt ceiling "negotiations" with President Joe Biden.F0r decades, study after...

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9474 "2023-05-16T19:38:25Z")

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Just more child labor for the maw of Capitalism. Sorry, kid. Your parents died and you get SS Survivor Benefits? Off to the mines with you! What’s that? You’re blind and disabled and 97? Tough noogies.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9475 "2023-05-16T19:43:35Z")

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Eh, my mother is 75 and in poor health. I’m glad to hear that McCarthy’s policies will help her to work.

I’m sure she is looking forward to it as well, as she reliably votes for his party.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9476 "2023-05-16T20:17:05Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Ramaswamy bribed a Wikipedia editor to rewrite the article on him to remove … his being Hindu.

Okay, the rest of that, I can kind of see how he thought it might work, but did he really think people would hear “Ramaswamy”, and not clue in to his cultural heritage?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9477 "2023-05-16T20:26:00Z")

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Plausible deniability so he can have it suggested he has taken up evangelical Christianity

I’ve known a lot of Indian immigrants and their children for whom that’s not even false

Of course, that still leaves the rampant racism among the Republican base, but somehow some folks delude themselves into thinking they’ll be considered the ‘good’ kind of non-white. Or at least good enough to be elected to high office not realizing, at most, be used as the token example of how the base can’t “really” be racist if he’s around.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9478 "2023-05-16T20:28:53Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> OK, all you retired Dopers (which includes me): you need to update your resume.

Dang. How many greeters can Walmart employ?

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9479 "2023-05-16T21:33:44Z")

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At the minimum wage proposed: all of them.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9480 "2023-05-17T00:24:08Z")

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Able-bodied people with no dependents, apparently.

> **[McCarthy says work requirements a ‘red line’ in debt ceiling talks](https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4006319-mccarthy-says-work-requirements-a-red-line-in-debt-ceiling-talks/)**
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> Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) on Tuesday said work requirements for public assistance programs are a nonnegotiable in debt ceiling talks, laying out one of his first hard stances ahead of an af…

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9481 "2023-05-17T00:32:24Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Call me crazy, but I think his last name might be an obstacle to getting some white folks on board.

It takes surprisingly little to make that crowd ignore some of their prejudices! Here in NC, our lt. governor has been attacking the Civil Rights Movement. He seems to be quite popular with white conservative people. \>.\<

> **[Republican front-runner for North Carolina governor attacked Civil Rights...](https://www.wral.com/story/republican-front-runner-for-north-carolina-governor-attacked-civil-rights-movement-so-many-freedoms-were-lost/20855741/)**
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> North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson, the state's first Black lieutenant governor and the GOP front-runner for the 2024 gubernatorial race, repeatedly lambasted the "so-called" 1960s civil rights movement, lamenting that "so many freedoms were lost...

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9482 "2023-05-17T00:58:30Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Allegations of Wikipedia-tampering have also been removed from the article on him.

It reads

> [@ramaswamy wikipedia article header](#):
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> _ **This article has multiple issues.** Please help improve it or discuss these issues on the talk page_.
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> _The **neutrality of this article is disputed** _. _(February 2023)_
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> _This article contains **paid contributions.** It may require cleanup to comply with Wikipedia’s content policies, particularly neutral point of view._
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> _ **A major contributor to this article appears to have a close connection with its subject.** _ _(May 2023)_

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9483 "2023-05-17T02:10:45Z")

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Republicans: Disney movies and Judy Blume novels are grooming our children

Also Republicans: Let’s throw a party at a chicken restaurant for guys who want to date their moms

[https://www.reddit.com/r/olympia/comments/13jdfln/what\_kind\_of\_kinghell\_grooming\_is\_going\_on\_here/](https://www.reddit.com/r/olympia/comments/13jdfln/what_kind_of_kinghell_grooming_is_going_on_here/)

> **[Wild West Mother Son Date Night](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/wild-west-mother-son-date-night-tickets-633039938497)**
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> Calling all mothers and sons! We are excited to serve you at Chick-fil-A Lacey's 2nd Wild West Mother and Son Date Night.

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9484 "2023-05-17T02:28:02Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Republicans: Disney movies and Judy Blume novels are grooming our children
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> Also Republicans: Let’s throw a party at a chicken restaurant for guys who want to date their moms
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> [Reddit - Dive into anything](https://www.reddit.com/r/olympia/comments/13jdfln/what_kind_of_kinghell_grooming_is_going_on_here/)
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> [Wild West Mother Son Date Night Tickets, Lacey | Eventbrite](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/wild-west-mother-son-date-night-tickets-633039938497)

Is it grooming if Mom is a sure thing?

Eye bleach ✔  
Brain bleach ✔  
Ear bleach ✔  
Bleach mouthwash ✔  
Bleach suppository ✔

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9485 "2023-05-17T02:39:07Z")

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Parts of that list do make up one of the recommended courses of treatment for CoVid infection, I understand…

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9486 "2023-05-17T13:03:49Z")

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There used to be an entire section devoted to Wikipedia-tampering.

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