# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 488
**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9747 "2023-06-09T14:45:27Z")
Sounds to me like he’s against affirmative action and believes liberals lie a lot, i.e., trump won. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9748 "2023-06-09T14:49:41Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > someone came up with the notion of being “fractally wrong”. Brilliant concept. Unfortunately, very useful today. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9749 "2023-06-09T15:43:47Z")
FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY FOR NORTHEAST AND NY DOPERS!!! Bagged air! That’s right - bagged air. Think of the MAGA’a in Arizona, OK, TX, Arkansas, and other strongholds being DEPRIVED of a chance to, “OWN THE LIBS”. For only $49.95 plus S & H (per week/$199.95 per month), you can have baggies of genuine “WOKE SMOKE” sent to your door. Order extra to insure your continued huffing pleasure. Just include bank information (don’t do this) and check off how often you’re willing to contribute to “OWN THE LIBS, LLC”. A fantastic chance to open your own business, operate from home, cash in your spare time. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9750 "2023-06-09T15:57:42Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY FOR NORTHEAST AND NY DOPERS!!! > > Bagged air! That’s right - bagged air. Think of the MAGA’a in Arizona, OK, TX, Arkansas, and other strongholds being DEPRIVED of a chance to, “OWN THE LIBS”. For only $49.95 plus S & H (per week/$199.95 per month), you can have baggies of genuine “WOKE SMOKE” sent to your door. Order extra to insure your continued huffing pleasure. Just include bank information (don’t do this) and check off how often you’re willing to contribute to “OWN THE LIBS, LLC”. > > A fantastic chance to open your own business, operate from home, cash in your spare time. - No, no, no. Bag up your fireplace ash and sell it as “condensed smoke”. Sprinkle in front of a fan or hair dryer to reconstitute and release it’s health giving properties. Caution: for indoor use only. Outdoor quantities available by special order only. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9751 "2023-06-09T16:28:26Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Caution: for indoor use only. Your not hte boss of me! I’mma inhale ash whereva I Want! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9752 "2023-06-09T16:29:59Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > Caution: for indoor use only. > > Your not hte boss of me! I’mma inhale ash whereva I Want! - “No ash for you!” -Ash Nazi ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9753 "2023-06-09T16:30:26Z")
Bloody socialists! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9754 "2023-06-09T17:04:29Z")
Instead of the Tea Party and their teabags, we can have the Asholes! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9755 "2023-06-09T22:24:10Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY FOR NORTHEAST AND NY DOPERS!!! > > Bagged air! Well, people _have_ collected water from the last Splash Mountain ride and one of the Taylor Swift concerts, and sand from where Tom Brady announced his retirement, so I don’t doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9756 "2023-06-09T22:42:03Z")
The Car Talk guys used to say that the way (this was a while ago) to solve air pollution was to go around and let the clean pre-1970s _(or pick another decade)_ air out of all the inner tubes in the landfills. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9757 "2023-06-10T00:08:05Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Well, people _have_ collected water from the last Splash Mountain ride and one of the Taylor Swift concerts, and sand from where Tom Brady announced his retirement, so I don’t doubt it. And there’s a sicko trying to sell parts from Paul Walker’s (Fast and Furious dead guy) crashed Porsche. [Lowlife attempts to sell Porsche parts from Paul Walker’s fatal crash - Drive](https://www.drive.com.au/news/scumbag-selling-paul-walker-porsche-parts/) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9758 "2023-06-10T02:18:05Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > Many years ago, when dealing with conspiracy theorists, someone came up with the notion of being “fractally wrong”. That is, no matter what level of detail you examine their claims at, they’re equally wrong on all levels. Sounds to me like a perfect time to use the “alternative facts” defense. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9759 "2023-06-10T02:43:00Z")
Clay Higgins is now calling for civil war. > **['Scary as hell': Militia expert says Trump tweet from GOP's Clay Higgins is...](https://www.rawstory.com/rep-clay-higgins/)** > > Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LA) mystified many social media users with his response to Donald Trump's indictment, but one militia expert interpreted his tweet as a call to arms.The Louisiana Republican tweeted out a seemingly inscrutable message Thursday... Meanwhile, Loser Donald is begging his cultists to do a 1/6 to the courthouse. > I wonder if this can be used as “Exhibit A” when the prosecution asks that bail be denied. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9760 "2023-06-10T03:33:55Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I wonder if this can be used as “Exhibit A” when the prosecution asks that bail be denied. Does it matter if only 7 people show up, and 4 of them are the Newsmax crew? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9761 "2023-06-10T04:06:33Z")
I’ve sent the meeting info to all my antifa friends, Soros, and Deep State contacts - just so we can tune in for the farce. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9762 "2023-06-10T04:10:47Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Meanwhile, Loser Donald is begging his cultists to do a 1/6 to the courthouse. I hope a huge, armed crowd shows up. The hypothetical will become _real_– real fast. The question is, will DeSantis call in the National Guard? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9763 "2023-06-10T04:39:35Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > > [@Smapti](#): > > > > Meanwhile, Loser Donald is begging his cultists to do a 1/6 to the courthouse. > > I hope a huge, armed crowd shows up. The hypothetical will become _real_– real fast. **The question is, will DeSantis call in the National Guard?** - On which side? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9764 "2023-06-10T15:20:28Z")
Was it Florida where the governor wanted his own guard? ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9765 "2023-06-10T18:37:59Z")
Biden might have the opportunity to emulate past presidents by nationalizing the Florida National Guard. “Okay, fellas, now you work for me. Clear the MAGAts out.” And yes, DeSantis wanted to start the Florida chapter of the Brownshirt Brigade. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9766 "2023-06-10T18:45:46Z")
Is there anyone here who reads the MAGA social media enough-- strictly research!-- to know if anything is in the wind to happen at the courthouse? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=487) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=489)