# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 493
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9847 "2023-06-21T10:54:33Z")
Gobbles? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9848 "2023-06-21T10:55:19Z")
He’s a real turkey… ( I’ll get me coat…) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9849 "2023-06-21T11:09:57Z")
“Eyyy Joey Gobs! How ya’ doin? How’s da Reich treating ya?” ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9850 "2023-06-21T21:16:49Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Gobbles? Gooble gobble, one of us! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/39Bnk6VU53Y/maxresdefault.jpg "Freaks (1932) - One of Us! Scene (6/9) | Movieclips") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Bnk6VU53Y) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9851 "2023-06-21T22:17:16Z")
Marjorie Taylor Greene called Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” on the House floor and accused her of stealing her plan to impeach Biden. > **[Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Boebert a ‘Little Bitch’ on the House Floor](https://www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-calls-boebert-a-little-bitch-on-the-house-floor)** > > A feud has been boiling between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert for months. It finally reached a new level on Wednesday. The leopards are eating each other’s faces now. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9852 "2023-06-21T22:24:53Z")
The space between them is called the perineum. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9853 "2023-06-21T22:32:02Z")
'Taint so. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9854 "2023-06-21T22:46:45Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Marjorie Taylor Greene called Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” on the House floor and accused her of stealing her plan to impeach Biden. Man, just get them in swimsuits in a large kiddie pool full of mud and sell it on pay-per-view, already. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9855 "2023-06-21T22:59:25Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Man, just get them in swimsuits in a large kiddie pool full of mud and sell it on pay-per-view, already. I’m not one to kink-shame, but…… ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9856 "2023-06-21T23:01:37Z")
Oh my, I haven’t literally LOLed at a thread in a long time… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9857 "2023-06-21T23:14:57Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > Is he talking about the same Democrat senators that made Al Franken resign over allegations that he pantomimed groping someone, kissed someone during rehearsal of a skit and touched a persons “upper buttock” during a photo? Well, five butts, one boob, and two unsolicited open-mouth kisses. That’s not counting the initial complaint from Leann Tweeden, which was arguably politically motivated. The other eight women who accused Franken of being inappropriate were mostly Democratic voters or worked for Democratic/progressive organizations. Republican criticism of Franken is obviously coming from a massive double standard, but we also should not downplay what a creep Franken allegedly was. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9858 "2023-06-22T00:08:45Z")
I seriously LOL’d at this and I never do that. 😆 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9859 "2023-06-22T00:10:17Z")
I know. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9860 "2023-06-22T00:12:30Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Marjorie Taylor Greene called Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” on the House floor Oh, come now. There’s no way Congresswoman Greene said that. After all, she’s a fine example of virtue, decency, and, dare I say it, _decorum_. > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > sell it on pay-per-view Sadly, it already is. We’re all seeing it. And we’re all paying for it dearly. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9861 "2023-06-22T00:14:20Z")
> **[Chaos ERUPTS in House After Adam Schiff Is Censured: ‘Shame! Shame! Shame!’](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/chaos-erupts-in-house-after-adam-schiff-is-censured-shame-shame-shame/ar-AA1cRwug?li=BBnb7Kz)** > > Chaos erupted in the House of Representatives after former House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff was censured for "misleading the American public." Gee, Sciff mislead the American public. The pubs are projecting me thinks. I mean, seriously the irony, and hypocrisy are breath taking. Shame indeed. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9862 "2023-06-22T01:24:49Z")
So, shall I look forward to the censure of Jim Jordan or Matt Gaetz come a future Congress 🙄. …/s I mean of course that’s part of their whole schtick, normalizing that censures and impeachments are mere “I don’t like you” political stunts so it stops meaning anything. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9863 "2023-06-22T01:39:05Z")
Seriously, most of those jokers should be expelled. They lie, grift, perform, and make fools of themselves, and the congress they are supposed to serve. It’s embarrassing. Bobert, Greene, Punchable face Matt, Goser, Biggs (is that one of them?), Luna (pitiful waste of a cool name last or first she doesn’t deserve it,) they are all like monkeys at the zoo throwing shit for attention. With humble and sincere apologies to monkeys everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9864 "2023-06-22T03:39:02Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > The leopards are eating each other’s faces now. Serious, the entire R ethos is _government bad, **bad** , I tells ya_. Creating disorder in the system is their goal. If it is within the ranks, so be it, disorder is disorder. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9865 "2023-06-22T08:14:50Z")
Schiff is thrilled by the censure. It’s done wonders for his fundraising campaign. > **[The GOP push to censure Adam Schiff may only help his Senate campaign in...](https://www.businessinsider.com/republican-censure-adam-schiff-senate-campaign-luna-russia-2023-6?r=US&IR=T)** > > Schiff's campaign has fundraised heavily off of the censure effort, and he thanked House Republicans in a defiant floor speech on Wednesday. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/9866 "2023-06-22T08:29:31Z")
I watched a youtube video of his response in the House. Actually, I had to watch it twice because the first time, I kept shouting, “Damn straight!” That speech was some good oration. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=492) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=494)