# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/121 "2022-02-10T01:15:30Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > > Marjorie Taylor Greene accuses Pelosi of sending ‘Gazpacho Police’ > > Pelosi is the Soup Nazi? I heard somewhere that Nancy is a Progresso Democrat. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/122 "2022-02-10T02:08:56Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I heard somewhere that Nancy is a Progresso Democrat. But Marge Three-Toes is more “Stench Onion Soup”. She supports ‘Rump, who is more of a “Dream of Chicken” Soup. Then there is Lindsey Graham, who is more of a "Grandpa’s Dumplin’ Soup". Senator Cawthorne, who seems like “Scheme of Broccoli”. Lauren Boehbert, an “Easy Queef” Soup. Matt Gaetz, “Queen of Broccoli”. Gym Jordan, the “Basta At School” Soup. Ron Paul, “Perennial and Carrot Top” Soup. Louis Gohmert, “Old Potato Soup”. Marco Rubio, “Weak Knight Turkey & Tortilla Soup” Laura ingraham, “English Dubbed Spit Pea Soup” { “Yer Mother Simmers Soups that Smell…!” - spins her head to report on camera two} GeneraL Flynn, “Beaten Borscht” Mick Mulvaney, “Cheesy Cream of Asparagus” Soup. Yvette Harrell, “Land of Enchantment Asshole Posole” Mitch McConnell, “Egg Throw Soup” There’s also supposed to be a “Quick Creamed Mushroom Soup”, but I’m still waiting for the recipe from the Southern District of NY. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/123 "2022-02-10T02:12:57Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Right wing asshole Nick Adams: (note the truck in his emojis) > “Illegal immigration should be illegal.” Perhaps he should get in touch with the Department of Redundancy Department. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/124 "2022-02-10T02:41:12Z")
oh, you are so vichyssoise ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/125 "2022-02-10T04:46:18Z")
Crazy Congressman Thomas Massie: Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll? > ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/126 "2022-02-10T07:04:22Z")
Well, that’s really just the logical outcome after those idiots tried to have “Evolution is just a theory” stickers put into science textbooks. Why have vaccines when you should just go with faith healing? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/127 "2022-02-10T08:21:39Z")
The pillow guy says he’s going to hack Fox News and take over Sean Hannity’s show so he can broadcast his conspiracy theories. > ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/128 "2022-02-10T09:59:16Z")
Rick James: “Cocaine is a helluva drug.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/129 "2022-02-10T11:52:08Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Crazy Congressman Thomas Massie: > Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll? Well, yeah! We should also abolish hospitals and nursing homes because people die in them. And what about cars? How many lives could we save every year if we eliminated cars? (But not guns, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/130 "2022-02-10T12:06:40Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > (But not guns, of course.) The gun is good! The penis is evil! The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of ~~brutals~~ the libs. Go forth, and kill! ~~Zardoz~~ Trump has spoken! ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/131 "2022-02-10T13:46:06Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > The pillow guy says he’s going to hack Fox News and take over Sean Hannity’s show so he can broadcast his conspiracy theories. > > [x.com](https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1491583986291941385) Oh please let this happen! Pleeeeease!!! ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/132 "2022-02-10T13:54:52Z")
Won’t anyone consider the packets? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/133 "2022-02-10T14:07:36Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > The pillow guy says he’s going to hack Fox News and take over Sean Hannity’s show so he can broadcast his conspiracy theories. Every time I think these guys can’t descend any further into bad comic-book supervillainy, they do. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/134 "2022-02-10T14:25:01Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > Oh please let this happen! Pleeeeease!!! “…And now… \< bolt click \> … a word from our sponsor…” ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/135 "2022-02-10T15:08:11Z")
A woman is accused of meddling in an election and has been charged with electioneering. She was distributing whack-a-doodle right-wing boogieman “THEY ARE TEACHING OUR KIDS CRT!!1!” pamphlets while working at a polling site. Stupid fucking righties. > **[Kootenai County poll worker accused of distributing critical race theory...](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2022/feb/10/kootenai-county-poll-worker-accused-of-distributin/)** > > A Hayden Lake woman faces a $1,000 fine after she was accused of handing out pamphlets about critical race theory while working as a poll worker during November’s election. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/136 "2022-02-10T15:19:17Z")
At least she wasn’t giving people bottles of water. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/137 "2022-02-10T15:22:24Z")
That is called “buying votes”…way, WAY worse! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/138 "2022-02-10T23:53:38Z")
Mark Kelly, the Senator from Arizona, is the husband of former Congresswoman Gabi Giffords, who was shot during a campaign rally. Kelly’s Republican opponent for the Senate seat runs an ad where he shoots Biden, Kelly, and Pelosi. > ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/139 "2022-02-11T01:02:28Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Crazy Congressman Thomas Massie: > Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll? > > [https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1491441851748204546](https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1491441851748204546) **Over 62% of Americans who died with COVID, died as registered Republicans, and some people want others to become Republicans???** \* > \*made-up number ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/140 "2022-02-11T01:25:47Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > **Over 62% of Americans who died with COVID, died as registered Republicans, and some people want others to become Republicans???** \* Well, they are a death cult, after all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=8)