# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1482 "2022-04-15T20:25:37Z")

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It might not just be Abbott, I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of people that own manufacturing interests are driving up prices for political reasons.

What Texas is doing sounds a whole lot like something John Eastman suggested that they do in the interest of advancing what Eastman and his coauthor Stephen Balch call the “cold civil war.”

Here’s a link to the actual editorial, which ran on a noxious propaganda site called American Greatness.

> **[How States Could Constitutionally Assume Abandoned Responsibilities of the...](https://amgreatness.com/2021/08/10/how-states-could-constitutionally-assume-abandoned-responsibilities-of-the-national-government/)**
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> The COVID pandemic has witnessed the exercise of state “police powers” on a scale and scope unprecedented in America’s peacetime history. Out of fear of contagion, massive amounts of private property…

And here’s a link to a summary and some commentary.

> **[The Seditionist’s Cookbook](https://www.thebulwark.com/the-seditionists-cookbook/)**
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> Is violence an essential element of the populist right’s political agenda? To claim otherwise has become increasingly difficult. A manifesto co-authored by John Eastman—the Trump lawyer who was forced to resign as dean of Chapman University Law...

The message board tells me I’ve posted these links recently, but they are really relevant to the new discussion, so I’m reposting them

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1483 "2022-04-15T23:19:48Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> If you’re not writing it down, you’re just screwing around.

Yes, that’s correct. And? Anyone going to do anything about it?

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1484 "2022-04-15T23:31:48Z")

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You just _knew_ this was coming:

> **[Florida bans 28 math textbooks in panic over Critical Race Theory](https://www.rawstory.com/desantis-critical-race-theory/)**
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> The state of Florida is rejecting 28 mathematics textbooks as a result of Republicans' purported outrage over Critical Race Theory.On Friday, Florida Commissioner of Education Richard Corcoran announced that the state had rejected the math textbooks...

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> “The approved list followed a thorough review of submissions at the Department, which found 41 percent of the submitted textbooks were impermissible with either Florida’s new standards or contained prohibited topics – the most in Florida’s history. Reasons for rejecting textbooks included references to Critical Race Theory (CRT), inclusions of Common Core, and the unsolicited addition of Social Emotional Learning (SEL) in mathematics,” the department announced.

ETA: The photo with that article creeps me right out too.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1485 "2022-04-15T23:35:04Z")

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Social Emotional Learning is a new one.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1486 "2022-04-15T23:49:10Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Social Emotional Learning is a new one. &nbsp;

No more social support or counseling for 1st grade students traumatized by having to memorize their times tables!

ETA: Oh wait a minute. Or was that: No more 1st grade students made to feel bad over having to learn their times tables?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1487 "2022-04-15T23:54:18Z")

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It’s a cold, heartless, cruel world populated by bastard-coated bastards, and the sooner children realize nobody gives a shit about them the quicker they’ll toughen up. SEL = communism!!1!

Meanwhile, out here on the civilized coast, I’m getting a 2% bonus once I complete 6 hours of SEL training. And maybe I’ll be a better teacher because of it.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1488 "2022-04-16T00:20:56Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Meanwhile, out here on the civilized coast, I’m getting a 2% bonus once I complete 6 hours of SEL training. And maybe I’ll be a better teacher because of it.

What, exactly, is SEL, and SEL training? In particular, as it occurs in mathematics classes and textbooks?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1489 "2022-04-16T00:21:16Z")

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One of the books probably had a word problem about Billy deciding to share 15 apples with his two best friends, and as we all know, diving things up equally between people is SOCIALISM and therefore bad.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1490 "2022-04-16T00:29:12Z")

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There was a movement (and I suppose still is) to make textbooks, even math textbooks, more socially diverse. Just about the only clear place where this showed up was in the ethnic names mentioned in word problems. Textbook review committees went through the books and made sure they did this!

A word problem where Billy has to share his apples with two others would have to name the students: Billy wants to share his 15 apples with his friends Chu and Rufus…

Girls’ names had to be in there somewhere too.

A word problem, thus worded, I suppose is exactly what Florida forbids. Heaven forfend that a Billy should have to share his apples with a Chu or a Rufus!

The above sarcastic remarks is only semi-facetious. Really, this sounds like Florida is trying to forbid some of the same stuff that other states _require_ in their textbooks. The publishers are going to have to have separate editions for every state. And children will be learning state-specific math from now on.

ETA: What kind of name is Chu? Is that supposed to be Chinese? I’ve never seen or heard that particular name. Yes, it was in a college-level beginning algebra textbook I saw at a California Community College.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1491 "2022-04-16T00:35:06Z")

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SEL = Social/Emotional Learning

It covers everything from inclusiveness to bullying to inadvertent racism/sexism to "How to spot if Ashley is having a crisis and will wet herself if Rover doesn’t find that 4th rubber ball.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1492 "2022-04-16T00:36:45Z")

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Is that girl to the jerk’s left puking?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1493 "2022-04-16T00:38:06Z")

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I think you mean dividing things up.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1494 "2022-04-16T00:41:49Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> SEL = Social/Emotional Learning

What form would this take in an elementary-level math textbook?

> [@Monty](#):
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> Is that girl to the jerk’s left puking?

I am more creeped out that how manipulative this whole photo shoot is. DeJerkis surrounded by sweet little kids in their school uniforms. Note the kid holding the sign saying “Protect children”. And they are complaining about children having their thinking dictated to them by the teachers.

And they rant about kids being “groomed”. Well, they are grooming Florida kids right up to becoming Hitler Youth.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1495 "2022-04-16T00:44:41Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> What form would this take in an elementary-level math textbook?

You mentioned it in your post - inclusive names and genders. Plus probably teaching 3rd graders how to radicalize the proletariat in the cheapest manner possible, using fractions and long division.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1496 "2022-04-16T03:47:10Z")

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A Kentucky restaurant is getting hate messages for flying a Ukrainian flag,

> **[A restaurant manager flew a Ukrainian flag. Hateful messages followed.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/04/15/kentucky-restaurant-ukraine-flag/)**
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> Ben Ashlock decided to fly the blue-and-yellow flag outside the restaurant. “You just let them know, even in little old Kentucky, we see you, and we’re supporting you.”

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1497 "2022-04-16T03:48:58Z")

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The governor of Alabama is running an ad claiming that Biden is going to force people to learn Spanish. With the tagline, “No way, Jose”.

> **["No way, José": Alabama governor sparks cries of racism with new campaign ad...](https://www.salon.com/2022/04/15/no-way-jos-alabama-governor-sparks-cries-of-with-new-campaign-ad-attacking-joe-biden/)**
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> “If \[Biden\] keeps shipping illegal immigrants into our states, we’re all going to have to learn Spanish"

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1498 "2022-04-16T07:04:11Z")

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Reminds me of the [poor guy in Texas](https://www.wkyufm.org/news/2022-04-14/bardstown-restaurant-manager-gets-hate-messages-for-flying-ukrainian-flag) who replaced one of his two Texas flags with a Ukrainian flag and got hate messages for “taking down the American flag”.

As I’ve said before on this site, [even the stupid is igger in Texas](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-the-stupid-is-bigger-in-texas/711285/5).

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1499 "2022-04-16T07:22:06Z")

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Ah, I mixed up the locales. @Rick_Kitchen’s link is the same story, and it’s that one of the Texas flags was taken down while the owner still flies the American flag. So Kentucky has joined ranks with Texas for the Big Stupid.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1500 "2022-04-16T12:09:12Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> the sooner children realize nobody gives a shit about them

But wouldn’t teaching kids this also be considered “Social”, “Emotional” _and_ “Learning”?

The SEL is coming from inside the house!

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1501 "2022-04-16T12:13:42Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Plus probably teaching 3rd graders how to radicalize the proletariat in the cheapest manner possible, using fractions and long division.

“If the average plutocrat weighs 280 pounds, of which 4/10s is fat, and 1/8th bone, how long can he feed a struggling family of four when we decide to Eat the Rich?”

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