# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 82

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1622 "2022-04-21T03:34:51Z")

</div>

After all, pretty much everyone who works at Disney is a practicing thespian.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1623 "2022-04-21T03:52:26Z")

</div>

> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
>
> Florida Governor Vows To Fire All Certified Pedagogues Working In Public Schools.

Some of them are even advisors to school clubs involving philately!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1624 "2022-04-21T03:52:29Z")

</div>

Florida Governor Exposes Teachers Promoting Philately After School Hours

ETA: Ninja’d!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1625 "2022-04-21T03:53:28Z")

</div>

Simulpost! Great minds do indeed think alike, **Fear\_Itself**.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1626 "2022-04-21T03:58:53Z")

</div>

Wasn’t there a pediatrician who had to move because too many idiots in her area were convinced _pediatrician_ means _pedophile_?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1627 "2022-04-21T06:31:44Z")

</div>

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
>
> The upside: soon, Texas may NOT be the worst place to live in the country. 🤨

Rather like Nixon is no longer the most despised President in living memory,

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1628 "2022-04-21T07:12:56Z")

</div>

> [@Monty](#):
>
> Wasn’t there a pediatrician who had to move because too many idiots in her area were convinced _pediatrician_ means _pedophile_ ?

From August 29, 2000:

> **[Doctor driven out of home by vigilantes](https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/aug/30/childprotection.society)**
>
> Self-styled vigilantes attacked the home of a hospital paediatrician after apparently confusing her professional title with the word “paedophile”, it emerged yesterday.

> [@](#):
>
> Self-styled vigilantes attacked the home of a hospital paediatrician after apparently confusing her professional title with the word “paedophile”, it emerged yesterday.
> 
> Dr Yvette Cloete, a specialist registrar in paediatric medicine at the Royal Gwent hospital in Newport, was forced to flee her house after vandals daubed it with graffiti in the middle of the night.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1629 "2022-04-21T19:12:39Z")

</div>

Isn’t “self-styled vigilantes” a redundancy?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1630 "2022-04-21T20:53:50Z")

</div>

Not necessarily. Self-_appointed_ vigilantes would be a redundancy. Self-_styled_ vigilantes is people who _call_ themselves vigilantes, when what they actually are is a mob of terrorists.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1631 "2022-04-21T22:09:01Z")

</div>

Since this is the Pit, I would like to say fuck Chaya Raichik sideways with a cholla. Poor sad attention seeker got upset when she got too much attention.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![leswax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@leswax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leswax)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1632 "2022-04-22T02:54:03Z")

</div>

I learned the very cringey legend of the Native American princess Sohcahtoa circa 1995.

Sadly this is the only mnemonic I remember from middle school.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![leswax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@leswax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leswax)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1633 "2022-04-22T02:59:08Z")

</div>

And my contribution to the thread:

> **[Florida taxpayers could face a $1 billion Disney debt bomb if its special...](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/04/21/disney-special-district-florida-taxpayers-could-face-a-1-billion-debt-bomb-if-dissolved.html)**
>
> The Florida legislature on Thursday cleared a bill that would dissolve Disney's special improvement district, effective June 2023.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1634 "2022-04-22T04:28:59Z")

</div>

> [@Chronos](#):
>
> But how can anyone have any familiarity at all with “We’re Not Gonna Take It”, without knowing that the song’s fundamental message is “Fuck the establishment”? I mean, even if you only ever heard the tune, you’d get it.

I think saying the song has a “fundamental message” is giving it a bit too much credit. It’s highly generic - what “it” is is never specified, other than a general sense of being angry at getting bossed around. It’s about as coherent a political message as yelling “You’re not my real dad!” and slamming your bedroom door. I can absolutely see this song being interpreted as railing against big government, or ivory tower intellectuals, or whatever other malign forces are preoccupying the conservative imagination at the moment.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1635 "2022-04-22T05:40:05Z")

</div>

> [@Miller](#):
>
> I think saying the song has a “fundamental message” is giving it a bit too much credit.

> [@](#):
>
> We’ll fight the powers that be just  
> Don’t pick our destiny 'cause  
> You don’t know us, you don’t belong

Seems pretty clearly “fuck the establishment”, but I agree the [overall lyrics](https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/twistedsister/werenotgonnatakeit.html) are pretty generic and can be interpreted multiple ways (which “powers that be” are being fought exactly?). But the music video and the background vocal “you’re all worthless and weak” makes it more explicitly anti-conservative.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1636 "2022-04-22T06:19:51Z")

</div>

> [@Miller](#):
>
> I can absolutely see this song being interpreted as railing against big government, or ivory tower intellectuals, or whatever other malign forces are preoccupying the conservative imagination at the moment.

On the other hand, just try to imagine for a second that these guys have ever been concerned about “traditional conservative American values”;

[![](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-228547-twisted-Sister.jpg) ](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-228547-twisted-Sister.jpg)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1637 "2022-04-22T06:48:04Z")

</div>

> [@duality72](#):
>
> But the music video and the background vocal “you’re all worthless and weak” makes it more explicitly anti-conservative.

Considering they got Mark Metcalf to reprise his role as Neidermeyer for the video (as well as its follow-on single video “I Wanna Rock”), I’d have to put it solidly in the anti-conservative column.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1638 "2022-04-22T11:02:17Z")

</div>

A word from the author:

> <https://twitter.com/deesnider/status/1497992398491701248>

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1639 "2022-04-22T12:45:36Z")

</div>

Is THIS why Florida wants to ban a bunch of math textbooks because of CRT?

[https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/4/21/2093306/-I-once-made-a-joke-about-calculus?utm\_campaign=trending](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/4/21/2093306/-I-once-made-a-joke-about-calculus?utm_campaign=trending)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1640 "2022-04-22T14:06:06Z")

</div>

The fact that they appear to have been looking for specific terms in textbooks regardless of context reminds me of the story of some right wing evangelical website years ago that automatically corrected the word “gay” to “homosexual”. So of course a news article about sprinter Tyson Gay turned out just like you would expect.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1641 "2022-04-22T14:18:14Z")

</div>

> [@leswax](#):
>
> I learned the very cringey legend of the Native American princess Sohcahtoa circa 1995.
> 
> Sadly this is the only mnemonic I remember from middle school.

I also learned this one in the mid-80s. We also learned King Phillip Chases Old Fat Girl Scouts Vigorously in junior high biology. 🤦‍♂️

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=81)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=83)
