# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1642 "2022-04-22T15:11:58Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > I also learned this one in the mid-80s. We also learned King Phillip Chases Old Fat Girl Scouts Vigorously in junior high biology. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Itā€™s the Mnemonic Plague! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1643 "2022-04-22T15:24:50Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Itā€™s the Mnemonic Plague! That made me laugh. Us musicians need to step it up. Ours are pretty tame. FACE - BORING! Every good boy deserves fudge - Iā€™m not really a fan of fudge so this one fell flat (get it?) Eddy ate dynamite, good bye Eddy - OK, I like that one and use it often. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1644 "2022-04-22T15:39:11Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Itā€™s the Mnemonic Plague! - \< places on To Steal list \> ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1645 "2022-04-22T15:45:59Z")
And in math, we learned Karl Marx Gave The Proletariat Eleven Zeppelins! šŸ˜ ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1646 "2022-04-22T16:10:45Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Every good boy deserves fudge Every good boy does fine - Bass clef: All cows/cars eat grass/gas Good boys do fine always - never really liked that one ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1647 "2022-04-22T17:54:37Z")
Alex Jonesā€™s lawyer does a standup routine with his pants around his ankles making homophobic and racist jokes. > **[Alex Jones' Attorney Norm Pattis Says N-Word With His Pants Down During...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/alex-jones-attorney-norm-pattis-170450445.html)** > > "The N-word, right, can I say the N-word? I guess not. Iā€™ll get beat up in a parking lot, but Iā€™m going to try. Ready? Ready?" Pattis said before saying the slur. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1648 "2022-04-22T18:05:35Z")
Wow. I kept looking to see if this was The Onion. I mean, why didnā€™t he just go in blackface and be done with it?? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1649 "2022-04-22T18:12:20Z")
> [@CaptMurdock](#): > > Wow. I kept looking to see if this was The Onion. I keep checking to see if we are actually just living in a The Onion article. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1650 "2022-04-22T22:12:33Z")
Apparently, Madison Cawthorn skipped the coke orgy because he was busy at the drag party. > **[Madison Cawthorn photographed wearing women's lingerie at wild-looking party](https://www.rawstory.com/madison-cawthorn-2657200569/)** > > Embattled Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) now has another political headache.Politico has obtained photographs of Cawthorn attending a wild-looking party dressed in women's lingerie."POLITICO could not independently verify the photos, which are... ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1651 "2022-04-22T22:28:40Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Apparently, Madison Cawthorn skipped the coke orgy because he was busy at the drag party. > > [Madison Cawthorn photographed wearing women's lingerie at wild-looking party](https://www.rawstory.com/madison-cawthorn-2657200569/) - [Ooh. Early Christmas gift.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1652 "2022-04-22T23:35:41Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Apparently, Madison Cawthorn skipped the coke orgy because he was busy at the drag party. ā€¦which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1653 "2022-04-22T23:56:56Z")
But, is the second from the right in that picture not the paragon of xtian values Rudy ā€œ4 Seasons Total Landscapingā€ Guiliani? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1654 "2022-04-23T00:30:30Z")
Marge Greene was testifying today in her hearing as to whether she should be stricken off the Georgia Congressional ballot because she participated in the insurrection. The attorney representing the litigants against her asked her if she was involved with Individual 1 in discussing martial law after the election. Her attorney, who is also representing Individual 1, objected, saying that was a violation of executive privilege. The judge said, he couldnā€™t claim executive privilege, because he isnā€™t a member of the executive branch, plus he was Greeneā€™s lawyer in that courtroom, not Individual 1ā€™s. > **[Marjorie Taylor Greene lawyer claims Trump ā€˜executive privilegeā€™ to block...](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-testimony-trump-b2063651.html)** > > Attorney James Bopp Jr claims to also represent former president Donald Trump ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1655 "2022-04-23T11:40:22Z")
He covered all the bases. ā€œYouā€™re censoring me! You people get to say it!ā€ Very efficient. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1656 "2022-04-23T12:22:23Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > Good boys do fine always - never really liked that one When I was in middle school, we learned ā€œGlad bags donā€™t fall apartā€. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1657 "2022-04-23T13:52:56Z")
And apparently Margieā€™s brain must be like swiss cheese, thereā€™s so many holes in her memory. [https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/mtg-marjorie-taylor-greene-dont-recall-capitol-insurrection-january-6-stop-the-steal-2020-election](https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/mtg-marjorie-taylor-greene-dont-recall-capitol-insurrection-january-6-stop-the-steal-2020-election) Whatā€™s interesting about this case is that the judge will make a recommendation to GA SoS Brad Raffensperger, who will ultimately decide if she stays on the ballot or not. Raffensperger is also running for reelection, and has already pissed off a lot of Trumpers for not throwing the 2020 election, so Iā€™m curious to see how this all shakes out. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1658 "2022-04-23T13:59:57Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Raffensperger is also running for reelection, and has already pissed off a lot of Trumpers for not throwing the 2020 election, so Iā€™m curious to see how this all shakes out. 1. In for a penny, in for a pound; or 2. Letā€™s see if I can get back into their good graces. Or maybe heā€™ll actually judge the case based on facts and evidence. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1659 "2022-04-23T14:21:50Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Or maybe heā€™ll actually judge the case based on facts and evidence.- šŸ¤£ Thanks! I needed a good laugh this morning! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1660 "2022-04-23T14:26:12Z")
Yeah; thought youā€™d like that. In his defense, though, he didnā€™t allow himself to be blackmailed by Trump over the 2020 election. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1661 "2022-04-23T14:31:18Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > ā€¦which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. [Inara](http://www.planetclaire.tv/quotes/firefly/inara-serra/): So explain to me again why _Zoe_ wasnā€™t in the dress. [Mal](http://www.planetclaire.tv/quotes/firefly/malcolm-reynolds/): Tactics, woman. We needed her in the back. ā€˜Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. Just the whole air flow. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=84)