# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1842 "2022-05-06T00:10:57Z")

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Gee. I wonder where he learned about _that_ strategy.

Although I’m not sure the word ‘strategy’ really applies.

I can’t even.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1843 "2022-05-06T00:24:29Z")

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Wait, Patriot missile strikes? Does he even know what a Patriot missile is?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1844 "2022-05-06T00:28:02Z")

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If I had the misfortune to meet that person, I would point down and say, “That is a hole in the ground.”

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1845 "2022-05-06T00:29:46Z")

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The best kind of missle.  
“I don’t like unpatriotic missiles, they’re losers.”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1846 "2022-05-06T00:41:43Z")

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They’re those hydrosonic missiles that fire from the invisible planes.

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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1847 "2022-05-06T01:30:55Z")

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Hydrosonic? Faster than the speed of… water?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1848 "2022-05-06T01:58:01Z")

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> [@Fugazi](#):
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> Hydrosonic?

> **[Trump bragged about a weapon that doesn't appear to actually exist to a...](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-brags-about-nonexistent-weapon-to-cheering-crowd-in-georgia-2020-12)**
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> "Brand new missiles and rockets, hypersonic missiles. We have hypersonic and hydrosonic," Trump said in Georgia on Saturday.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1849 "2022-05-06T03:01:36Z")

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> [@Fugazi](#):
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> Hydrosonic?

Whenever Tan the Conman opens his mouth, all you hear is blubbering while he’s foaming at the mouth.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1850 "2022-05-06T03:22:09Z")

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Idaho state legislator calls for a purge of smut from libraries. Scott called for people to band together like they did in post-9/11 America in order to take back libraries. “The war is also demonstrated by non-gendered bathrooms, drag queen storytime, use of hormone blockers, and boys with ear piercings and painted fingernails,” she said, mentioning that after abortion, the rise of “smut in the library” was the most disturbing thing she’s seen in eight years as a legislator.

> **["Libraries Are Promoting an Agenda to Destroy Families": Idaho State Rep...](https://bookriot.com/heather-scott-book-ban-plans/)**
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> Idaho state representative Heather Scott cohosted an event on how to ban books in libraries, calling it a "war."

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1851 "2022-05-06T03:43:44Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Mark Esper says Loser Donald wanted to launch Patriot missile strikes against Mexico, then lie and claim some other country did it.

I just came here to post this story and I see **Smapti** beat me by 4 hours.

This is hardly the first time we’ve seen horrifying revelations being made known long long after the fact, which arguably _should_ have been reported to Congress, or the FBI, or to the press, at the time. As in previous instances, here Mark Esper is taking a lot of criticism for having kept quiet about it until now. (Supposedly so he could put it in his book. We’ve heard this before.)

Trump’s “plan” (in genuine bona-fide scare quotes) was to target drug labs in Mexico. It was too arcane for him to understand that Patriot missiles are designed for ground-to-air strikes.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1852 "2022-05-06T04:44:40Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> . It was too arcane for him to understand that Patriot missiles are designed for ground-to-air strikes.

Or that a missile with a top range of less than 100 miles would fool anybody into thinking that some other country was responsible, but this is the guy who thought we could stop Russia by bombing them with fighter jets with a Chinese flag painted on them.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1853 "2022-05-06T04:48:27Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> . . . but this is the guy who thought we could . . .

. . . stop hurricanes by nuking them.

Now if you can stop hurricanes by nuking them with false-Chinese-flagged Patriot missles, there’s no limit to the possibilities!

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1854 "2022-05-06T05:27:44Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> > "[…] and boys with ear piercings and painted fingernails,” she said

Mercy upon us. Has anybody told Rep. Scott about [another bunch of American boys who went around with silk stockings, lace-trimmed blouses, and long curled hair?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Declaration_of_Independence_(1819),_by_John_Trumbull.jpg)

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1855 "2022-05-06T09:34:48Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Mark Esper says Loser Donald wanted to launch Patriot missile strikes against Mexico, then lie and claim some other country did it.

“A big boy did it and ran away.”

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1856 "2022-05-06T13:23:05Z")

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> **[GOP senators want TV rating ‘update’ amid LGBTQ character push](https://nypost.com/2022/05/05/gop-senators-want-new-tv-rating-for-shows-with-lgbtq-characters/)**
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> Republican Sens. Roger Marshall, Mike Lee, Mike Braun, Kevin Cramer and Steve Daines are requesting a new TV rating so parents can block their children from watching shows with LGBTQ characters.

Of course this group includes one of my Kansas Senators, Roger Marshall.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1857 "2022-05-06T14:25:22Z")

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They need a safe space because this triggers them.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1858 "2022-05-06T14:28:22Z")

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And as a two-fer it can be used to criticize Disney. " The call for action comes just weeks after [video posted to Twitter](https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/disney-executive-wants-more-lgbtqia-minority-character/) showed a Disney executive [vowing increased inclusivity](https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/disney-executive-wants-more-lgbtqia-minority-character/) with more minorities and members of the LGBTQ community as regular characters in its content by the end of 2022 – with [50% or more coming from “underrepresented” groups](https://reimaginetomorrow.disney.com/assets/ABC-INCLUSION-STANDARDS-ONE-PAGER-6-16-21.pdf).

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1859 "2022-05-06T14:45:42Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> It was too arcane for him to understand that Patriot missiles are designed for ground-to-air strikes.

> [@Chronos](#):
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> Wait, Patriot missile strikes? Does he even know what a Patriot missile is?

Much like its predecessor, Nike Hercules, the PATRIOT [all caps to be pedantic] missile does have a ground to ground mode. I found out about it during the runup to Desert Storm; it was possible to calculate a below ground intercept which is kind of late. Also they had to program in a way to block out ground obstructions like control towers and buildings. Having the missile try to fly through an apartment building to the correct intercept point for a target missile/aircraft was _not optimal_. The original PATRIOT (PAC 1 and PAC 2) had some other features that still not out and beyond need to know.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1860 "2022-05-06T14:56:07Z")

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Just to add, there’s no way the tangerine turd could have known any of this. His idea(s) are beyond stupid in a grade school level way. Totally incompetent, without any self awareness (pawn of Putin), and a moral/ethical failure in all aspects of his life. Lack of a God or Hell is a real downer.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1861 "2022-05-06T18:12:46Z")

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A Newsmax host claims that Ketanji Brown Jackson was the person responsible for leaking the Supreme Court ruling, even though she isn’t even on the court yet.

> **[Newsmax host, without evidence, accuses Ketanji Brown Jackson of leaking Roe...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/05/05/roe-leak-kentanji-brown-jackson/)**
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> Newsmax host Grant Stinchfield provided no evidence in accusing the incoming Supreme Court justice.

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