# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1902 "2022-05-08T23:02:09Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Well, sure, any missile can hit the ground. It’s just not what it was designed for.

Way outside the bounds of discussion/classification.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1903 "2022-05-08T23:04:29Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I think he means that the people involved wouldn’t be above copying a rented list and using it as many times they liked.

But… but _that_ would be unethical!

I’m surprised I could type that with a straignt face

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1904 "2022-05-09T01:10:09Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Like the people that lie to the people they contact won’t lie to the people they “rent” the list from.

When a marketer/mailer rents a list, they aren’t just given the list by the list owner who makes them pinky-finger promise only to use it once. The renter never gets direct access to the list.

The list owner provides it to the [third party] mailing house who uses it to send the mailing, then destroys/deletes it. Owners usually include a number of trap addresses in each list to make sure they are only used by legit renters for the contracted uses. Mailings received by the traps that haven’t been paid for open the mailer (who can’t exactly hide his identity) to penalties and lawsuits.

Good, clean lists, with a record of being productive for the desired demographics, are too valuable to give away or to allow someone to steal.

I was involved only in [snail mail] direct mail marketing decades ago, but I imagine the same principles have carried forward into the digital/e-mail/social media era.

Undoubtedly, things have changed, and someone with more recent experience may come along to update us, but I’m relatively confident that the basic principles I’ve described still apply.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1905 "2022-05-09T01:22:47Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> And the answer always boils down to the same thing, the “do what, exactly” is always the same - treat some other human beings cruelly.
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> So, it is no glib snarky statement to say that cruelty is the point.

I’m reminded of the Trump supporter from some years ago, who was a little disaffected with Trump. When asked why, she replied (paraphrased), “Well, he’s not hurting the people he’s supposed to be hurting.”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1906 "2022-05-09T02:43:01Z")

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It doesn’t work like that. You don’t want to “own” the whole list. You only want the name of people who respond to your offer.

Let’s say you rent a list of 100,000 senior citizens at a certain income level (or cat lovers, or scuba divers, or people who travel on cruise ships). The list company sends the info to your mailing house. It used to be physical mailing labels-- not sure what the method is now. Your solicitation piece goes out, or _drops_.

An **excellent** return would be 2%, or 2,000 donations, acceptances of your offer, or whatever. You don’t care about the other 98,000, and you won’t waste money mailing to them again.

But you **will** go back to the 2,000 over and over again, as y’all have discovered. As those people drop out, move, disappear, or die, you’ll replenish **responders** by renting more targeted lists.

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Ninja’d by @commasense

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1907 "2022-05-09T03:22:01Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> I’m surprised I could type that with a straignt face

I’m surprised you type with your face.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1908 "2022-05-09T03:51:46Z")

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It is amazing what they do with neural logic these days.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1909 "2022-05-09T04:49:27Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> Good, clean lists, with a record of being productive for the desired demographics, are too valuable to give away or to allow someone to steal.

The thing is, despite the assertions that I’m one of their best supporters, worthy of having lunch with his nibs, I’ve not contributed so much as a dime and on the rare occasions I can respond to their polls without sending money I reply with invective.

Either they have no clue how “productive” I am or they are lying to the folks who rented the list.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1910 "2022-05-09T06:24:56Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> But you don’t sell those lists, you RENT them. One time use for the renter. More lucrative that way.

Waitwaitwait.

Wait.

So, when I go to a site that wants to distribute cookies, and they have a little check box that says “Do Not Sell My Information,” What I should REALLY be looking for is a box that says “Do Not RENT My Information”?

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1911 "2022-05-09T11:32:38Z")

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You replied to their polls! Do you imagine that they look at the responses to those fake polls? And having responded even once, they now can rent you out to others.

Also, you are probably in a number of demographic groups that match their targets: neighborhood, age, race, purchasing history, etc., and show up on multiple lists that they rent.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1912 "2022-05-09T19:32:05Z")

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🙄

They have to say “sell” to dumb it down because most people would not grasp the concept of “renting” lists. But now you do, so no problem.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1913 "2022-05-09T20:07:41Z")

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I dunno. If I opt into an enforceable prohibition on the selling of my information, I’m not prepared to trust that they won’t try to weasel their way out of it by distinguishing between selling and renting.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1914 "2022-05-09T20:31:56Z")

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A candidate for governor of Georgia is running on a platform of blowing up some “Satanic” granite slabs.

> **[GA Guv Candidate Runs on Demolition of ‘Satanic’ Tablets](https://www.thedailybeast.com/kandiss-taylor-georgia-candidate-for-governor-builds-campaign-on-demolition-of-satanic-tablets)**
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> “I am the ONLY candidate bold enough to stand up to the Luciferian Cabal,” Kandiss Taylor wrote on social media app Telegram.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1915 "2022-05-09T20:36:39Z")

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I’m pretty sure she’s the only candidate who knew/invented/imagined “Satanic Tablets”.

Wife and I are here in GA with the grandkids; this person’s presence in the political/election sphere is

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1916 "2022-05-09T20:44:15Z")

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I’d love to see one of her more patriotic (R) opponents slam her in an ad for being soft on “Democrat” pedo pizza joints.

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1917 "2022-05-09T20:48:20Z")

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There is [precedent](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamiyan).

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1918 "2022-05-09T20:50:15Z")

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> [@74westy](#):
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> There is [precedent](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamiyan).

Yeah, that was my reaction.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1919 "2022-05-09T20:59:25Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Wife and I are here in GA with the grandkids; this person’s presence in the political/election sphere is

Hello? \>click-click\< Operator! I’ve been cut off!

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1920 "2022-05-09T21:02:31Z")

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“… typical of the Republican party.” That’s how that one ends.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1921 "2022-05-09T21:35:05Z")

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I’ve visited that monument. It and nearby Elberton are solid granite. I’m convinced it could survive a nuclear attack.

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