# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
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It’s full, it’s just not beer. That yellow thing is a lemon, not a design on the cup.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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It appears to be a cocktail of some sort. And it’s got a bunched-up napkin under it, indicating that someone had picked it up, drunk out of it while using the napkin to hold it, and set it down.

The beer, naturally, is Bud Light.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-xxlosXQAAmtEv?format=jpg&name=large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-xxlosXQAAmtEv?format=jpg&name=large)

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2103 "2023-11-13T02:20:47Z")

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Or they picked it up off the bar and set it on the table.

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Then why isn’t it a beer? Loser Donald doesn’t drink, so his is obviously a prop, but if they’re all props you’d think they’d use the same thing for all three unless Junior, who we know is an alcoholic, specifically asked for something stronger.

Also, fruit slices are usually served on the rim of a cocktail, not floating in it, further implying that it’s been drunk from.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> The beer, naturally, is Bud Light.

It thought the republicans now hate Bud Light.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2106 "2023-11-13T05:01:24Z")

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Please. Hating Bud Light is sooooooo July. I assume they’ve moved on to something else for their Two Minutes Hate by now.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2107 "2023-11-13T07:55:40Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Maybe it’s his new term for the Deep State?

You’d think they’d be more sophisticated than to use clubs.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2108 "2023-11-13T12:07:11Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I assume they’ve moved on to something else for their Two Minutes Hate by now.

Sorta. The thing about Reactionary Wacko Traitor hate is that it’s cumulative. They still hate Bud Light. But now they’ve got lots _more_ things to hate.

Eventually it’s going to just be hate all the way down and all the up. For rapidly-approaching values of “eventually”.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2109 "2023-11-13T13:37:30Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> I’d count the implicit Nazi dog whistles . . . but who’d care?

But do you notice how much he talks about himself?

> [@ShitGibbon](#):
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> “… that live like vermin within the confines of our Country, lie, steal and cheat on Elections and will do anything, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America …”

What a narcissist.

And, who actually wrote that? It is way too coherent and grammactically correct for him.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2110 "2023-11-13T13:47:41Z")

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Maybe the ever charming Stephen Miller?

> <https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1723876191323504738>

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2111 "2023-11-13T13:57:10Z")

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This guy?

> **[Gatekeeper (@GatekeepKen@mastodon.social)](https://mastodon.social/@GatekeepKen/111403353518171970)**
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> When you wonder who's giving Trump the speeches about liberals being vermin , it's from Hitlers playbook. 
> I give you Trump's speech writer.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2112 "2023-11-13T15:05:56Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Maybe the ever charming Stephen Miller?

I just saw **The Naked Gun** over the weekend, and I swer Stephen Miller looks like Papschmear:

> **[Pahpshmir](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Pahpshmir)**
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> Pahpshmir is the overarching antagonist of The Naked Gun: From The Files of Police Squad! and Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult. He was played by Raye Birk. He makes his appearance in the beginning of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police...

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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWQKspWKq9M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWQKspWKq9M)

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> > and the hot teenage girls
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> You think too narrowly.

You’re right; I should have stopped at hot teenagers.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2114 "2023-11-13T18:00:40Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> And how many of the children separated at the border under Trump have disappeared, never to be reunited with their families?

As of Feb 2023, 1,000 children had yet to be reunited with their families.  
[https://www.reuters.com/world/us/close-1000-migrant-children-separated-by-trump-yet-be-reunited-with-parents-2023-02-02/](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/close-1000-migrant-children-separated-by-trump-yet-be-reunited-with-parents-2023-02-02/)

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The Biden administration has reached a settlement in Oct 2023 with the ACLU regarding some of the families.

> **[Settlement over Trump family separations at the border limits future...](https://apnews.com/article/separated-children-trump-biden-border-immigration-f9a73685d0ddbcda86e5b69997f5f7dd)**
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> A proposed court settlement prevents the government from policies to separate migrant parents from their children at the border for eight years.

> SAN DIEGO (AP) — The federal government would be barred from immigration policies that separate parents from children for eight years under a proposed court settlement announced Monday that also provides families that were split under the Trump administration with temporary legal status and short-term housing aid.
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> The settlement between the Biden administration and the American Civil Liberties Union, if approved by a judge, would at least temporarily prohibit the type of “zero-tolerance” policy on illegal immigration under which former President Donald Trump separated thousands of families at the border with Mexico.
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> “It is our intent to do whatever we can to make sure that the cruelty of the past is not repeated in the future. We set forth procedures through this settlement agreement to advance that effort,” Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas told The Associated Press.
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> [Trump](https://apnews.com/article/immigration-north-america-donald-trump-ap-top-news-politics-8e35d6ce73e74227983312e4264f8594), the front-runner for the Republican presidential nomination, hasn’t ruled out reviving the highly controversial tactic at the southern border if he wins next year’s election.  
> …  
> Faulty tracking systems caused many to be apart for an extended time or **never reunited** with their parents.  
> …  
> “This settlement means that babies and toddlers will finally get to see their parents after years apart and that these suffering families will have an opportunity to seek lawful status,” he said. “Nothing can make these families whole again but this is at least a start.”  
> …

My bold.

Well, of course, he hasn’t ruled it out. It will be one of his campaign promises!

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2115 "2023-11-13T22:28:03Z")

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Angela Merkel once told Loser Donald to his face that his rallies were Hitler-esque.

He took it as a compliment.

> **[Trump bragged that German leader said his crowd sizes were as big as...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-hitler-crowds-merkel-vermin/)**
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> A Republican member of Congress "close to Donald Trump" relayed a story to ABC News reporter Jonathan Karl for his new book Tired of Winning in which Trump was compared to Adolf Hitler by the German chancellor — and took it as a point of pride....

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2116 "2023-11-13T22:44:30Z")

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The Best rallies since Adolph! And with only the best people in the crowd!

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2023, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2117 "2023-11-14T00:06:07Z")

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Seriously, which of Hitler’s inner circle does he most resemble?

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Probably not Eva, but man he has absolutely zero charisma. He’s terrible in front of the camera.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2119 "2023-11-14T00:29:29Z")

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My vote would be Geobbels

> **[Trump's Stephen Miller and Hitler's Joseph Goebbels are chillingly similar.](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/11/5/1687333/-Trump-s-Stephen-Miller-and-Hitler-s-Joseph-Goebbels-are-chillingly-similar)**
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> Trump’s hate-stoking policy guru may be Jewish — but he still bears a scary resemblance to the Nazi Propaganda Minister in both substance and style.
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> another in my series comparing hitler’s ...

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2120 "2023-11-14T23:26:32Z")

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Texas Congressman retires, then unretires the following day.

> **[Republican congressman un-retires a day after announcing his retirement](https://www.rawstory.com/pat-fallon-2666268427/)**
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> The career plans of Rep. Pat Fallon (R-TX) appear to be in a state of flux this week, as he made moves to leave Congress at the end of his current term — but then went back on it.On Monday, Fallon, a lawmaker elected in 2020 to a North Texas seat...

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