# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2181 "2023-11-17T05:21:23Z")

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You should see the guy they want to take the health department head’s place. (awkward I know I don’t recall her name or title, but I do know she is qualified and had the job a long time) I don’t remember all the details, but I think he’s some sort of plumbing and heating installer. He is not a doctor or medical professional of any kind. Yes Ottawa County you are being royally screwed. I hope you vote these jokers out as soon as you can.

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**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2182 "2023-11-17T14:13:07Z")

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It kind of sounds like they thought that their insurance policy would cover the $4 million payout. That would be a big oops, but not unexpected from what sounds like a group of idiots.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2183 "2023-11-17T15:39:56Z")

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Well, hopefully it stands up to scrutiny and they’re forced to pay it out. Then she can, if she wants, get a job in a different city and with any luck the board members get voted out or fired or recalled.

If it goes through, I wonder if whoever made the deal with her can be held liable for covering the payment.

In any case, we can only hope that whether they’re elected or appointed, whoever put them in power realized how stupid of an idea that was and they’re removed as soon as possible.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2184 "2023-11-17T17:26:51Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> In any case, we can only hope that whether they’re elected or appointed, whoever put them in power realized how stupid of an idea that was and they’re removed as soon as possible.

Even better is if their time is office enters the community lore as a warning for future generations. “Be careful Bob, you’re starting to sound a lot like 2023, you may want to rethink that idea.”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2185 "2023-11-17T20:48:27Z")

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Loser Donald doesn’t even have the attention span to sit through his sister’s funeral without dicking around on Fake Twitter.

[https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-fired-off-political-posts-to-truth-social-after-announcing-start-of-sisters-funeral](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-fired-off-political-posts-to-truth-social-after-announcing-start-of-sisters-funeral)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2186 "2023-11-17T21:06:05Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Loser Donald doesn’t even have the attention span to sit through his sister’s funeral without dicking around on Fake Twitter. -
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> [https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-fired-off-political-posts-to-truth-social-after-announcing-start-of-sisters-funeral](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-fired-off-political-posts-to-truth-social-after-announcing-start-of-sisters-funeral)

I’m surprised he showed up.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2187 "2023-11-17T21:12:16Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I’m surprised he showed up.

Probably wanted to go through her pockets for loose change.

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2188 "2023-11-17T21:14:00Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> > [@running\_coach](#):
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> > I’m surprised he showed up.
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> Probably wanted to go through her pockets for loose change. -

What if she was only _mostly_ dead?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2189 "2023-11-17T22:17:59Z")

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If they still put coins on dead people’s eyes, we know where they would have ended up.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2190 "2023-11-17T22:22:30Z")

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Hope she doesn’t,… er, didn’t have any gold teeth.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2191 "2023-11-18T01:54:44Z")

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Oh Lord, I didn’t even think of that. 😱

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2192 "2023-11-18T06:30:59Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Hope she doesn’t,… er, didn’t have any gold teeth.

I finally managed to get that scene from _Paradise Road_ out of my head, and you go and put it right back in there.

oh, the crunching noises, argh

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2193 "2023-11-19T02:21:03Z")

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Move over, Kim Jong-Un - Loser Donald has found a new lover.

> <https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1725989429439799478>

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2194 "2023-11-19T02:41:02Z")

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Probably thinks that if he sucks up to him enough, Xi will interfere on his behalf in the 2024 election.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2195 "2023-11-19T02:49:19Z")

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“Probably”?

It must be so hard to be a MAGAt. “Wait – do we hate Gyyyyna this week? Or do we love them??”

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2196 "2023-11-19T02:53:35Z")

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So, if he loves Putin AND Xi, who’s the current external boogieman? Biden is the Goldstein, of course, but there needs to be a war against one of Eurasia or Eastasia.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2197 "2023-11-19T02:58:35Z")

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It’s the brown hordes south of the border, of course.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2198 "2023-11-19T02:58:44Z")

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Ukraine, of course. The idea that we’re supplying them with weapons is sheer Goldsteinian crimethink.

ETA: This does not rule out “the brown hordes south of the border.” Just requires a minor application of doublethink.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2199 "2023-11-20T18:35:20Z")

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> **[Trump Brags: ‘I Had a Disease Named After Me’](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-brags-i-had-a-disease-named-after-me)**
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> The former president called it a “great honor.”

> “Every sane person, without what they call Trump derangement syndrome—do you know what that is? It’s a great honor, I had a disease named after me: Trump derangement syndrome—wants to get back to how great we had it under the Trump administration.”

[Nope, try again](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_derangement_syndrome?useskin=vector#Origin_of_the_term).

> The origin of the term is traced to conservative political columnist and commentator [Charles Krauthammer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Krauthammer), a psychiatrist, who coined the phrase _[Bush derangement syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_derangement_syndrome)_ in 2003 during the [presidency of George W. Bush](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidency_of_George_W._Bush)

Of course, none of that matters. As we’re running up to the election he’s just getting that phrase back into regular use so his base has a comeback ready to go every time he does something stupid.

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2200 "2023-11-20T22:27:53Z")

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A “Moms For Liberty” leader and pastor in Philadelphia has been outed as a convicted child molestor. He claims he was framed by Lyndon LaRouche.

> **[Moms for Liberty leader turns out to be a convicted sex offender](https://www.rawstory.com/philip-fisher-jr/)**
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> A Republican pastor who coordinates the faith-based outreach for the Philadelphia chapter of Moms for Liberty was convicted a decade ago of sexually abusing a teenage boy.Phillip Fisher Jr., who leads the Center of Universal Divinity in Olney, helps...

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