# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2281 "2023-11-24T01:10:16Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > They know that if they lay a finger on him there will be a 13- month government shutdown as the FC demands that not one federal cent be spent in a state holding him, or on the whole federal judiciary if it is them doing so, or else they vacate the Speaker every week. FC? Federal Corrections? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2282 "2023-11-24T01:15:23Z")
Freedumb Caucus. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2283 "2023-11-24T01:29:55Z")
Damnit. I should’ve gotten that. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2284 "2023-11-24T02:04:15Z")
[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_o9MmCXcAAznmG?format=jpg&name=small) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_o9MmCXcAAznmG?format=jpg&name=small) Darn, I forgot the mommy milkers in this year’s dinner! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2285 "2023-11-24T02:14:53Z")
I’m just wondering what “jreen bean casserole” is. Something made with an alien plant maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2286 "2023-11-24T02:15:59Z")
Actually, that pretty much exactly describes my Thanksgiving dinner, except we had pronoun pumpkin cream cheese cake, not pronoun pumpkin pie. And pronoun pecan pie. And Josh Mandel couldn’t think of an insult that began with “S”, I guess. And he forgot “woke wine”. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2287 "2023-11-24T02:20:58Z")
Actually, looking at the message, it seems that the author was trying for some sort of alliteration. Kinda-sorta succeeded, though “they/them turkey” doesn’t exactly work, and “stuffing” is not modified by anything. So I’d suggest, - Tranny turkey; and - Soyboy stuffing. And yes, **Ann** , “woke wine” is an excellent addition, although to really make it “liberal” in the author’s mind, it would likely be, - Woke whine. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2288 "2023-11-24T02:22:42Z")
Do I really want to ask what Mommy Milker is? (I mean, I can guess and everything. Sounds like some “girls don’t like me/incel” stuff) Also, Socialism Stuffing! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2289 "2023-11-24T02:32:32Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Do I really want to ask what Mommy Milker is? Big natural honkerydonkerdoos, of the type that an attractive motherly type might have. > **[Mommy Milkers | Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/mommy-milkers)** > > Mommy Milkers is a slang term for large breasts that started as an offshoot of the Mommy GF meme. The term is commonly applied to video game and animated c ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2290 "2023-11-24T02:35:34Z")
God, Republicans are fucking weird. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2291 "2023-11-24T02:49:37Z")
Really! Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving??? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2292 "2023-11-24T02:53:22Z")
Does anybody have mac n cheese on Thanksgiving? I have matriarchy mashed potatoes and gayvy. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2293 "2023-11-24T02:54:17Z")
Smashed the state potatoes. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2294 "2023-11-24T02:55:49Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > matriarchy mashed potatoes and gayvy The liberals would never mash the matriarchy, so I’m sure it would have been masculinity mashed potatoes. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2295 "2023-11-24T02:58:28Z")
Toxic masculinity mashed potatoes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2296 "2023-11-24T03:03:27Z")
Antifa artichoke and spinach dip as part of the hors d’oeuvre. To have with your Communist cocktails, of course. I was thinking “Marxist mashed potatoes,” but I like **Horatius** ’ “masculinity mashed potatoes” better. Lefty Liberal Lima Beans? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2297 "2023-11-24T03:15:00Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Really! Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving??? > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Does anybody have mac n cheese on Thanksgiving? I made a batch this year. Came out delicious. [![](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53352450824_9ca59b11ee_c.jpg) ](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53352450824_9ca59b11ee_c.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2298 "2023-11-24T03:35:36Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Do I really want to ask what Mommy Milker is? I’m still trying to determine what a “jreen bean casserole” is. (And, yes, the obvious answer is “It’s a casserole”.) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2299 "2023-11-24T04:27:32Z")
Just thought of another one. It’s not alliterative, but I think that the right-wingers will agree that it belongs on a leftist liberal’s table: - Ballot Box Stuffing. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2300 "2023-11-24T05:21:56Z")
Straight from those trolling fishermen to you - Snowflake Snapper, Harpy Herring, Safe Space Swordfish. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=116)