# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2321 "2023-11-27T15:34:05Z")

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We had Queer Quinoa.

(Sorry, just catching up.)

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2322 "2023-11-27T15:35:34Z")

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Try nitrating the glycerin for a little extra zip. More impact, if you will.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2323 "2023-11-27T15:39:36Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Try nitrating the glycerin for a little extra zip. More impact, if you will. -

This new wine is _bangin’!_

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2324 "2023-11-27T15:43:47Z")

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It really pops!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2325 "2023-11-27T15:44:13Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Try nitrating the glycerin for a little extra zip. More impact, if you will.

you know that nitroglycerine is a vasodilatory drug they give people with angina and assorted heart ailments, right? It gives people headaches if they have no other problems. If that’s your idea of “a little extra zip,”, then go for it., But I prefer my wine without brain freeze.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2326 "2023-11-27T15:48:23Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> But I prefer my wine without brain freeze.

I thought that was supposed to be the point of drinking a lot?

I drink to forget.  
What are you trying to forget?  
I forgot.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2327 "2023-11-27T16:17:53Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I thought that was supposed to be the point of drinking a lot?

Wrong Kind of Brain Freeze

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2328 "2023-11-27T16:38:24Z")

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I mean…jokes…and such. Whatever. You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2329 "2023-11-27T16:43:35Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I prefer my wine without brain freeze.

No problem! Trump wine also includes antifreeze!\*

\*Not actually true. Or so I hope…

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2330 "2023-11-27T16:47:26Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> \*Not actually true. Or so I hope…

No, but you might want to test for bleach and ivermectin.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2331 "2023-11-27T16:55:09Z")

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> [@abcdefghij](#):
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> bleach and ivermectin

Those are the two most popular flavors!

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2332 "2023-11-27T22:14:33Z")

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Kevin McQarthy, whose district sits on land that was seized from Mexico in 1848, says the US has never annexed captured territory from an enemy.

> **['Transparent lie': Kevin McCarthy shredded for blatantly distorting U.S. history](https://www.rawstory.com/kevin-mccarthy-2666368020/)**
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> Former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) drew heckles on Twitter this week when he posted a video of himself making transparently false claims about American history.In the video, McCarthy falsely boasted that the United States had never taken land...

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2333 "2023-11-27T22:26:58Z")

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History is so…_yesterday_.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2334 "2023-11-27T23:09:48Z")

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I’m sure that his rebuttable would be that we didn’t annex the territory we took in the Mexican American and Spanish American war, we “liberated” it. All those people living there really wanted to be Americans. As for the Indian wars that was all our territory to begin with, the Indians weren’t really using it, [they didn’t even have a flag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8).

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2335 "2023-11-28T01:18:58Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> However, on the good side, glycerin does make a great vaginal lubricant.

Don’t give them any new ideas for their wine. Hey, if you can inject bleach…

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2336 "2023-11-28T01:35:28Z")

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Right?!

Years from now, at the scene of a horrible disaster, Trump will throw those bottles of wine at people.

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2337 "2023-11-28T02:39:04Z")

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It’s all in how you phrase it:

> **Mike:** Arch, when you were talking with Ma the other day about Manifest Destiny, did you mention the fact it was just another name for American imperialism?  
> **Archie:** Hah?  
> **Mike:** That’s right. It was just an excuse to rip off other people’s land. That’s the way we stole Texas from Mexico.  
> **Archie:** Listen, Subversive. The U S of A never stole nothin’ from nobody. The Mexicans was only too glad to _give_ us Texas after we beat the hell out of 'em!  
> –_All In The Family_

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2338 "2023-11-28T02:42:31Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> It’s all in how you phrase it:
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> > **Mike:** Arch, when you were talking with Ma the other day about Manifest Destiny, did you mention the fact it was just another name for American imperialism?  
> > **Archie:** Hah?  
> > **Mike:** That’s right. It was just an excuse to rip off other people’s land. That’s the way we stole Texas from Mexico.  
> > **Archie:** Listen, Subversive. The U S of A never stole nothin’ from nobody. **The Mexicans was only too glad to _give_ us Texas after we beat the hell out of 'em!**  
> > –_All In The Family_ -

And they’ve been thankful ever since.

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That’s why they paid for the wall!

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2340 "2023-11-28T04:12:51Z")

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Both articles have been retracted, so I guess it is not true.

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