# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2841 "2024-01-04T14:37:36Z")

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Does it count if the person is stupid but not what they did? I wasn’t sure whether I should make a new thread to warn liberal Floridians to flee the state:

> **[Sean Hannity announces that he has moved to Florida](https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/sean-hannity-announces-that-he-has-moved-to-florida/?intcid=CNR-02-0623)**
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> The conservative media personality made the announcement on both his iHeartRadio show and Fox News program.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2842 "2024-01-04T16:00:13Z")

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I wonder if he’s worried about a potential judgment against him.

Florida has a “Homestead rule” that makes it hard for people who win a judgment against a resident to collect it against that person’s house. It’s one of the reasons O.J. Simpson moved to the state after the civil suit.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2843 "2024-01-05T00:48:31Z")

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Did you know that Encyclopedia Britannica is in the pocket of Big Lifeboat?

> <https://twitter.com/_sn_n/status/1742350534638493946>

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2844 "2024-01-05T00:57:46Z")

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Wait, what is their thinking if the Californian hadn’t been nearby to rescue those who couldn’t fit on the twenty lifeboats?

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2845 "2024-01-05T01:00:43Z")

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Damn liberals (probably woke as well), thinking that however well or poorly lifeboats are loaded, there should be enough room for everyone. And to make matters worse, the extra lifeboats cut into boat deck promenade space for the first-class passengers who contributed handsomely to the line’s profits.

Never mind that White Star, like all the similar lines of the time, made most of their money from third-class passengers.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2846 "2024-01-05T01:35:29Z")

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Florida man (Sturgeon General) goes all in for mRNA anti-vaccination rhetoric. Here and many other sources:

> **[Florida surgeon general wants to halt COVID-19 mRNA vaccines; FDA calls his...](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-surgeon-general-covid-vaccines-fda-claims-misleading/)**
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> Florida's surgeon general Dr. Joseph Ladapo has previously taken aim at the Pfizer and Moderna COVID-19 vaccines with claims that federal health officials called "implausible" and "misleading."

their may be a misspelling somewhere or too

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2847 "2024-01-05T01:55:00Z")

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_“Former President Trump has legitimate businesses, but the Bidens do not”._

So says Representative James R. Comer, Republican of Kentucky and the chairman of the oversight panel (as per the NYT).

> **[Trump Received Millions From Foreign Governments as President, Report Finds](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/04/us/politics/trump-hotels-foreign-business-report.html)**
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> House Democrats released evidence that he took in at least $7.8 million from foreign entities while in office, engaging in the kind of conduct the G.O.P. is grasping to pin on President Biden.

They are sullying American Democracy, possibly forever.

Futile though it will be, I must ask again: Have you no shame?

(ETA: Here is [the free link to the NYT piece:

[https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/04/us/politics/trump-hotels-foreign-business-report.html?smid=url-share](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/04/us/politics/trump-hotels-foreign-business-report.html?smid=url-share))

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2848 "2024-01-05T02:12:32Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> _“Former President Trump has legitimate businesses, but the Bidens do not”._
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> So says Representative James R. Comer, Republican of Kentucky and the chairman of the oversight panel (as per the NYT).

FORMER President Trump?! Comer’s gonna get blacklisted with that kind of treasonous chatter.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2849 "2024-01-05T02:27:48Z")

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Florida Republicans decided to throw a party to celebrate the anniversary of that time they tried to overthrow the government, and lied to the hotel they booked about what the occasion was.

Their booking has now been cancelled.

> **[Florida venue cancels Marjorie Taylor Greene event after learning of its Jan....](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/florida-venue-cancels-marjorie-taylor-greene-jan-6-event-rcna132365)**
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> The event was originally touted as book-signing hosted by a local Republican Party.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2850 "2024-01-05T03:33:39Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Wait, what is their thinking if the Californian hadn’t been nearby to rescue those who couldn’t fit on the twenty lifeboats?

It’s Conservapedia, i.e. the epitome Poe’s Law. It could be a totally serious yet deranged line of thought or a complete troll. And nobody can tell the difference

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2851 "2024-01-05T03:58:50Z")

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I love Conservapedia! Without it, Rationalwiki wouldn’t exist, and then I might have never found the Dope!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2852 "2024-01-05T04:14:28Z")

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You don’t mean you misspelled _Sturgeon General_, right? I mean that just has to be a reall position! 😉

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2853 "2024-01-05T05:22:45Z")

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pfffffffffffffft

> <https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1742903518757810591>

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2854 "2024-01-05T05:25:12Z")

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[https://thehill.com/homenews/4384209-trump-mar-a-lago-new-years-eve-vanilla-ice/](https://thehill.com/homenews/4384209-trump-mar-a-lago-new-years-eve-vanilla-ice/)  
Holy crap- Nilla Wafer Ice performed with a Ninja Turtle! 🤣

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2855 "2024-01-05T05:27:22Z")

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Vanilla Ice and an Elvis impersonator, from what I’ve seen.

> **[Donald Trump's New Year's Eve Party Features 90s Rapper Vanilla Ice](https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/donald-trumps-new-years-eve-party-features-90s-rapper-vanilla-ice-4784917)**
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> Rapper Vanilla Ice brought the 90s back in style with his iconic "Ice Ice Baby" performance at Donald Trump's private New Year's Eve celebration at Mar-a-Lago, Florida.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2856 "2024-01-05T05:42:07Z")

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That had to be the lamest party in the country. I think I had more fun pouting because sling didn’t show Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

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**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2857 "2024-01-05T05:49:41Z")

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> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> That had to be the lamest party in the country.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/lHM5y-G-BvA/maxresdefault.jpg "lenny no clock") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHM5y-G-BvA)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2858 "2024-01-05T06:32:25Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> Futile though it will be, I must ask again: Have you no shame?

Invisible fish fingernails.

What? If you ask a silly question, you’re going to get a silly answer.

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**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2859 "2024-01-05T09:57:33Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> _“Former President Trump has legitimate businesses, but the Bidens do not”._
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> So says Representative James R. Comer, Republican of Kentucky and the chairman of the oversight panel (as per the NYT).

![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/JiMbHEEUoMIAAAAC/doctor-who-the-giggle.gif)

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**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2860 "2024-01-05T10:34:45Z")

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> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> That had to be the lamest party in the country

A few years back, a prestigious local advertising agency hired Mr. Ice to perform at the most important annual awards ceremony. Everyone but Vanilla knew it was tounge in cheek - ad people are deeply cynical - but perform he did. My sister in law attended, and while she is a really nice person, she works in advertising… and laughed. One hit wonder. Poor guy.

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