# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2861 "2024-01-05T12:25:20Z")
Speaking of sturgeons… ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2862 "2024-01-05T20:37:50Z")
Loser Donald posted the same attack on E. Jean Caroll to his Twooth Social account 47 times last night. > **[Trump’s mental state questioned after 47-post tirade about E. Jean Carroll](https://www.rawstory.com/conservative-questions-trumps-mental-state-after-his-47-post-tirade-about-e-jean-carroll/)** > > Former President Donald Trump copied and pasted the same attack on writer E. Jean Carroll — who is suing him for defamation — 47 times on his Truth Social platform on Wednesday alone.The Messenger reported Friday on Trump's flurry of posts sharing... ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2863 "2024-01-05T21:02:06Z")
Just in case you want to learn the REAL story of what happened on 1/6, the Epoch Times is now revealing the truth. > **[The Real Story of January](https://www.jan6realstory.com/part1/?utm_medium=DigitalMkt&utm_source=GoogleSearch&utm_campaign=Ad&utm_term=J6Part1&utm_content=Documentary&gclid=CjwKCAiA7t6sBhAiEiwAsaieYkSoqGB1ePf-DRmtI_mkgnsrVBiIbLi3m9kkZdh5CrSFwzZkdnpTTBoCResQAvD_BwE)** > > 'The Real Story of January 6' are Epoch Original documentaries which reveal the truth about the January 6 event that have been hidden from Americans. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2864 "2024-01-05T21:04:39Z")
Please don’t make me click on that… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2865 "2024-01-05T21:04:39Z")
How many of my brain cells would shrivel up and die if I watched that? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2866 "2024-01-05T21:05:15Z")
Is there a synopsis for people who cannot afford to lose any more brain cells? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2867 "2024-01-05T21:06:17Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Please don’t make me click on that… > [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Is there a synopsis for people who cannot afford to lose any more brain cells? Yes, please. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2868 "2024-01-05T21:09:43Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Loser Donald posted the same attack on E. Jean Caroll to his Twooth Social account 47 times last night. When does this move from being a civil case into basic criminal harassment? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2869 "2024-01-05T21:17:50Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Please don’t make me click on that… I’ll click on it. Hey, can I borrow your computer and internet connection? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2870 "2024-01-05T21:39:35Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Loser Donald posted the same attack on E. Jean Caroll to his Twooth Social account 47 times last night. I understand that people are looking for any reason to get him off the ballot, even if it’s by finding him mentally incompetent, but every time I hear that, I worry about the ramifications to all his pending legal cases. If he’s considered incompetent to be president, I’m guessing he would also be found incompetent to stand trial. ISTM, what we’d want to have happen is for all, or at least some, of these cases to wrap up with a guilty verdict, then if he runs, find him incompetent to be in office. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2871 "2024-01-05T22:12:13Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Is there a synopsis for people who cannot afford to lose any more brain cells I have absolutely no idea. I looked at the site. The documentary features such luminaries as Tucker Carlson and Kash Patel. I looked no further. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2872 "2024-01-05T22:14:35Z")
Probably for the best. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2873 "2024-01-05T23:30:42Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I understand that people are looking for any reason to get him off the ballot, even if it’s by finding him mentally incompetent, but every time I hear that, I worry about the ramifications to all his pending legal cases. If he’s considered incompetent to be president, I’m guessing he would also be found incompetent to stand trial. I’m fine with him getting the John Hinckley treatment and spending the next 30 to 40 years in a looney bin. [![](https://www.joeydevilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/you-still-think-youre-the-president.jpg) ](https://www.joeydevilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/you-still-think-youre-the-president.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2874 "2024-01-06T00:24:57Z")
We could even humor him a little. Give his cell a copy of the Resolute Desk with most of the drawers glued shut, a lifetime supply of gold sharpies, and stacks of paperwork covered in lorem ipsum with the word TRUMP peppered in every few paragraphs for him to sign, so when the doctors come to check on him he can just yell “GO AWAY, I’M PRESIDENTING!” while drinking his meds out of a bottle labeled Diet Coke. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2875 "2024-01-06T06:05:59Z")
[quote=“Smapti, post:2862, topic:986588”] Loser Donald posted the same attack on E. Jean Carroll to his Twooth Social account 47 times last night. [/quote] (_corrected Carroll spelling in quote_) \*ʷᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ʸᵉˡˡᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍⁱⁿᵍ We may be seeing a variation of The Bathrobe Defense. Marmot Mane envied the mob bosses he had to deal with; probably emulating Vincent Gigante. Gigante kept it up for 30 years; that’s beyond DJT’s attention span by 10,950 days. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2876 "2024-01-06T06:43:24Z")
Fucking magnets, how do they work? > ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2877 "2024-01-06T10:02:59Z")
My god, this man is an idiot. I am glad I am not in the purported John Deere elevator department. (Though all green with a yellow stripe would be better than the ones with mirrors all around) ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2878 "2024-01-06T12:39:44Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > Just in case you want to learn the REAL story of what happened on 1/6, the Epoch Times is now revealing the truth. It took a while to find the truth in that video, but the idea is: Jan 6th was orchestrated by democrats to criminalize anyone questioning the 2020 election. The people that stormed the capitol are wonderful patriots who got duped (well I can agree with that last part at least). ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2879 "2024-01-06T13:23:04Z")
[![](https://i.imgur.com/8Mey1PG.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/8Mey1PG.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2880 "2024-01-06T19:57:05Z")
Laugh all you want, but John Deere has made elevators. [![](https://bigiron.blob.core.windows.net/public/items/33550b9b47e14d148595ac45eb640861/johndeere350elevator-29.jpg) ](https://bigiron.blob.core.windows.net/public/items/33550b9b47e14d148595ac45eb640861/johndeere350elevator-29.jpg) They move grain, but I’m sure they can be retrofitted to work lifting jets on air craft carriers! [![](https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/gettyimages-488226322.jpg?w=957) ](https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/gettyimages-488226322.jpg?w=957) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=143) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=145)