# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3181 "2024-01-24T03:15:02Z")

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Donald’s victory speech after winning New Hampshire: Nikki Haley is ugly and probably a criminal

> <https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749982038038286571>

> <https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749986254807064963>

> <https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749985037351526407>

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3182 "2024-01-24T04:00:43Z")

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She is aware this is a fantasy novel made into a movie? She does know that there are no witches, no munchkins, no scare crow etc.? What am I saying? She’s a conspiracy theorist and I dunno don’t pay a lot of attention to her is she maga or just maga adjacent? Of course she believes that shit is real.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3183 "2024-01-24T04:09:06Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Just try wrapping your head around this one;

The only way I can wrap my head around that is to realize he’s so stupid he does not know he stated he believed there will never be another election for president of the United States.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3184 "2024-01-24T04:55:13Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> So sayeth Dear Leader

Looks something like the instructions on goods I’ve bought through Temu.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3185 "2024-01-24T05:34:33Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> WE ARE AN INSTITUTE IN A POWERFUL DEATH PENALTY

(a) He should be institutionalized, and (b) when he was in office and, both before and after he was in office, every time I hear his voice, I feel like I’m being executed in a most cruel manner.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3186 "2024-01-24T12:52:38Z")

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Nope, that was a piece of info (well, now I know that it was misinfo) that’s been floating around in my brain. Thanks for getting me to look up the actual facts.

> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I assume you forgot the sarcasm tag, as this bullshit story about the 9/11 hijackers was debunked by 9/12.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3187 "2024-01-24T22:32:37Z")

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Twitter user “Liam Nissan” posts an insulting tweet directed at Greg Abbott.

Abbot responds and apparently thinks he’s talking to actor Liam Neeson.

> <https://twitter.com/theliamnissan/status/1749879551201550472>

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3188 "2024-01-25T00:01:38Z")

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The “Liam Nissan” lefty troll account has snared many into making the same mistake. The account is frequently suspended because of its often hilarious barbs at Moms For Liberty, Kevin Sorbo, MTG and even Elno himself. “Apartheid Clyde.”

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3189 "2024-01-25T00:21:05Z")

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Yep, I follow that account and it’s hilarious when he gets told to stay in his lane and just go make movies.

Although, to be fair, I’m pretty sure I was fooled by a parody account at least once in my life. Hopefully never anything quite so obvious though.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3190 "2024-01-25T00:26:04Z")

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He may not be a famous Hollywood actor, but he does seem to have developed a particular set of skills…

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3191 "2024-01-25T01:57:48Z")

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Maybe he’s also good at vigilante _REVENGE_ too?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3192 "2024-01-25T03:16:05Z")

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Loser Donald’s pitch to Haley supporters; FUCK YOU I DON’T NEED YOUR STUPID VOTES ANYWAY

> <https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1750345261367333061>

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3193 "2024-01-25T05:57:49Z")

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MAGA finance bro claims that Dean Phillips actually won the Democratic primary in NH and the party rigged a Biden win.

This claim is then quickly denounced by (checks notes) Dean Phillips.

I guess that, unlike certain other candidates, his mom taught him how to lose gracefully.

> <https://twitter.com/jdcmedlock/status/1750362098901930214>

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**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3194 "2024-01-25T06:49:02Z")

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That’s obviously not the real Dean Phillips. Most likely a construct grown in a vat on Mars and teleported to the basement of [Comet Ping Pong Pizza](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_Ping_Pong#Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory,_2016_shooting,_and_the_COVID-19_pandemic). Connect the dot, sheeple!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3195 "2024-01-25T07:15:27Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> That’s obviously not the real Dean Phillips.

B…b…but he’s got a blue checkmark! You think any schlub can just give $8 to the world’s richest man in exchange for one of those?

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3196 "2024-01-25T09:10:28Z")

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WTH?? Wouldn’t being “barred” instead of banned be much better? I would think orange boy would equate being “barred” with becoming a loyal attorney to him. 😁

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3197 "2024-01-25T11:54:24Z")

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I remember the press conference for Haley when Trump appointed her ambassador to the UN. He of course made the moment all about himself, saying if she didn’t do a good job, he’d fire her. He couldn’t put her over for such an important position, even when she had her nose all the way up his butt at the time.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3198 "2024-01-25T11:57:09Z")

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To no one’s surprise, Donald Trump Jr. said a stupid thing last week, claiming that a “new” FAA policy to hire a wider range of people, including those with disabilities, somehow contributed to that door that popped off of a plane. Except that the policy has been in place since 2013.

> **[Opinion | A simple fact check exposes Don Jr.'s ableist FAA rant](https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/donald-trump-jr-faa-dei-attack-rcna134514)**
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> An FAA initiative being derided by the right was in place the entire time Donald Trump was president.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3199 "2024-01-25T18:03:00Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Except that the policy has been in place since 2013.

So it’s Obama’s fault!

And government agencies are bad, and their oversight of private businesses is bad. Except for when their failure means Democrats can be blamed for something.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3200 "2024-01-25T19:58:42Z")

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A Republican pushes back against Nikki Haley’s “This isn’t a racist country” statement. What’s causing the racism in America? The left is doing it with “ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter, and Barry Moore does it by voting to keep CRT [critical race theory] in our military.” So close and yet so far.

> **[Alabama GOP congressman disagrees with Nikki Haley: 'Everyone has some racist...](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/alabama-gop-congressman-jerry-carl-nikki-haley-racist-rcna135693)**
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> Rep. Jerry Carl, R-Ala., said that in his experience, the GOP presidential candidate's comments that America is "not a racist country" was not true.

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