# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 179
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3561 "2024-02-09T15:54:27Z")
Not sure if this has been mentioned here yet, but Nikki Haley managed to come in second to “none of these candidates” in a recent election. [![](https://images.foxtv.com/static.foxla.com/www.foxla.com/content/uploads/2024/02/932/524/snapshot-2024-02-07T175734.780.jpg?ve=1&tl=1) ](https://images.foxtv.com/static.foxla.com/www.foxla.com/content/uploads/2024/02/932/524/snapshot-2024-02-07T175734.780.jpg?ve=1&tl=1) ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3562 "2024-02-09T22:37:37Z")
Mr. Pillow is baaaccckkkk! He’s ready to take down Amazon with amazing deals on real American products that can’t be ripped off by China. Just the place for products and grifts gifts for the insurrectionist patriot in your life. > **[MyPillow Guy Launches MyStore, the Amazon From Hell](https://gizmodo.com/mike-mypillow-lindell-launches-mystore-the-amazon-fr-1851243068)** > > The internet’s favorite pillow man is expanding his tech empire. He would like to sell you some socks and maybe a home tooth-repair kit. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3563 "2024-02-09T22:55:17Z")
Just in time for Valentine’s Day. 💞 ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3564 "2024-02-09T23:05:23Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > TV Dinner Boy’s interview with Emperor Palpatine doesn’t appear to have gone the way he wanted. Useful idiots really cannot expect to be treated with courtesy. If Tucker thought that this interview would be his springboard to the Vice Presidency under Trump, I guess he has another think coming. Trump may approve of people who are deferential to autocrats, but he’s hypervigilant to disassociate himself with losers. Which is exactly what Vlad made clear that Tucker is. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3565 "2024-02-09T23:17:27Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Just the place for products and grifts gifts for the insurrectionist patriot in your life. In the article near the bottom, there’s a video embedded in a Twitter post with Mike showing off a selection of the products he’s selling. At the end, he holds up something that looks like an enormous pipe cleaner and I swear he says “here’s this brush here that cleans inside bowels”. It does look like it might work if you have a reasonable pain threshold or an assistant to do it while you’re passed out drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3566 "2024-02-10T00:12:11Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Mr. Pillow is baaaccckkkk! He’s ready to take down Amazon with amazing deals on real American products that can’t be ripped off by China. Just the place for products and grifts gifts for the insurrectionist patriot in your life. > [MyPillow Guy Launches MyStore, the Amazon From Hell](https://gizmodo.com/mike-mypillow-lindell-launches-mystore-the-amazon-fr-1851243068) Gizmondo might have just found the QANON Amazon, but it’s not new. I wrote about it on Oct 15th. > [@Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1552): > > So, I went to the My Pillow site out of curiosity, and Cocaine Mike has started a non-pillow store - My Store, which carries a small selection of overpriced random stuff, most of it stupid. Here’s some of my favorites You can buy coffee from Mike, which is probably just like regular supermarket coffee except there’s an American flag on the bag and it’s way more expensive. On the other hand, I’m tempted because it might be super-potent, there’s been times when I’m really tired and I’ve thought I… ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3567 "2024-02-10T00:47:49Z")
From today’s Two Minutes Hate, Loser Donald claims he watched someone shoplift a refrigerator the other day, takes credit for killing the border bill that Moses Mike said had nothing to do with Trump, boasts that he did nothing to prevent mass shootings, and mumbles something about “dino-dollars” and “subsies”. > > > > > ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3568 "2024-02-10T00:56:27Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > From today’s Two Minutes Hate, Loser Donald claims he watched someone shoplift a refrigerator the other day Where did he witness this? I can’t imagine he spends much time in retail stores. Plus how exactly do you shoplift a refrigerator? ---
**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3569 "2024-02-10T01:00:55Z")
Great big suitcase. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3570 "2024-02-10T01:11:01Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Plus how exactly do you shoplift a refrigerator? Must’ve been one of those guys with legs the size of cantaloupes. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3571 "2024-02-10T01:24:51Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Plus how exactly do you shoplift a refrigerator? Up through a skylight using a refrigerator magnet, taking great care to [keep the magnet dry](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/2876). ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3572 "2024-02-10T01:48:06Z")
Fridge? Pfff. > **[200-foot radio station tower stolen without a trace in Alabama, silencing...](https://apnews.com/article/radio-station-tower-stolen-am-fm-alabama-d16a57daeaf10f473df39d628e1fe388)** > > A radio station manager says the theft of its giant tower has silenced what used to be the voice of a small Alabama town and surrounding county. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3573 "2024-02-10T01:51:19Z")
I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean. > Alright, fellow theys, what are we going to rename Pennsylvania that’ll really stick in his craw? Obamastan? Hillaryville? Rosieodonnelsylvania? North Mccainia? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3574 "2024-02-10T02:23:51Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Alright, fellow theys, what are we going to rename Pennsylvania that’ll really stick in his craw? Obamastan? Hillaryville? Rosieodonnelsylvania? North Mccainia? Pennsylvania? What kind of Swiftie are you suggesting Rosieodonnelsylvania as the name that would most annoy Trump? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3575 "2024-02-10T02:51:13Z")
Swiftonia has a ring to it, but she isn’t living rent-free in Loser Donald’s head, just those of his coconut-brained acolytes. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3576 "2024-02-10T02:55:40Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Alright, fellow theys, what are we going to rename Pennsylvania that’ll really stick in his craw? Obamastan? Hillaryville? Rosieodonnelsylvania? North Mccainia? Bonespurfreeanddoesnotneedtobesweptsylvania. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3577 "2024-02-10T02:58:50Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Plus how exactly do you shoplift a refrigerator? - Just look chill. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3578 "2024-02-10T03:00:02Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > she isn’t living rent-free in Loser Donald’s head You don’t remember Donnie insisting he’s more popular that flash-in-the-pan Taylor, fueling the entire evening of late night TV jokes? > **[Late Night Tackles Trump’s Attacks on Taylor Swift](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/01/arts/television/late-night-taylor-swift-donald-trump.html)** > > As the ex-president takes on the pop megastar, Jimmy Kimmel predicts this might be the offense that finally brings down Donald Trump. > “If Taylor Swift told her fans to storm the Capitol on Jan. 6, they would have succeeded. They would be running the country right now.” _— JIMMY KIMMEL_ ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3579 "2024-02-10T03:02:22Z")
And why is he bothering to speak before a loser organization in the process of falling apart? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3580 "2024-02-10T03:04:03Z")
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