# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3701 "2024-02-16T23:11:38Z")

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Keep America Grate!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3702 "2024-02-17T21:16:39Z")

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Here come the grifters, one two three…

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGfy6wBaMAAG2YJ?format=jpg&name=medium) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGfy6wBaMAAG2YJ?format=jpg&name=medium)

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3703 "2024-02-17T21:17:48Z")

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It’s all part of ~~my~~ their fantasy.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3704 "2024-02-17T21:26:16Z")

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Which, may be, a violation of GoFundMe’s TOS,

> F. not to use the Services on behalf of a third party or post any personal data or other information about a third party, without the express consent of that third party;  
> [GoFundMe Terms of Service](https://www.gofundme.com/c/terms)

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3705 "2024-02-17T21:28:54Z")

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[According to Jeff Tiedrich](https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/fork-over-364-million-you-fraudulent), as of this morning the fund had garnered the tremendous sum of $12,204.

But I’m sure there’ll be plenty of donors: [https://twitter.com/theclevertwit/status/1758844540671123844/photo/1](https://twitter.com/theclevertwit/status/1758844540671123844/photo/1)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a Xit from the same thread reports that the campaign has already been removed.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3706 "2024-02-17T21:38:32Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> as of this morning the fund had garnered the tremendous sum of $12,204.

I’m wondering if there is some way I can donate a tiny violin.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3707 "2024-02-17T21:40:05Z")

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Like this, perhaps?  
[https://www.reddit.com/r/lingling40hrs/comments/m7c8kg/newest\_bad\_violin\_stock\_photo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/lingling40hrs/comments/m7c8kg/newest_bad_violin_stock_photo/)

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3708 "2024-02-17T21:41:37Z")

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If that coin was designed by a Trump supporter, couldn’t they at least have given him a less unflattering chin?

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3709 "2024-02-17T21:41:50Z")

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Not kidding, you can get sneakers to show your support for the Con-Man. The announcement danced around the “vote for …” that would get him in trouble for campaign finance issues. Besides, he isn’t getting the money (shhhh - probably got paid for Name, Image, Likeness up front). It’s SneakerCon president that just happens to be a Con-Man contributor. (I also like the “Con” in SneakerCon - nice touch - touching the rubes).

> **[Donald Trump Launches Website Selling $400 Sneakers But Claims It's 'Not...](https://gizmodo.com/donald-trump-launches-website-selling-400-sneakers-but-1851266863)**
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> Trump appeared at Sneaker Con in Philadelphia on Saturday to announce the website.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3710 "2024-02-17T21:47:44Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Like this, perhaps?

I love how my first reaction is “awesome”, but then the comments progressively point out all the errors that I hadn’t paid attention to.

The tardigrade is bowing below the bridge.  
It is holding the bow wrong.  
It’s supposed to be a violin, but that’s a cello.  
That’s not the tardigrade’s head end, it’s the rear end.

(Okay, I’m pretty sure the last one is wrong.)

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3711 "2024-02-17T21:52:04Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> a violation of GoFundMe’s TOS
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> > not to use the Services on behalf of a third party

I’m a bit puzzled by what that means exactly. If a kid is dying of cancer, surely I’m allowed to start a GoFundMe to send them to Disneyland, they don’t have to do it themselves?

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3712 "2024-02-17T21:52:56Z")

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My guess is that you might _claim_ that’s why you’re starting the fund but there’s no way to ensure that the money is received by the intended recipient.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3713 "2024-02-17T21:54:10Z")

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So I’m really not allowed to do that?

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3714 "2024-02-17T21:55:44Z")

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I’m reading it to say you can, so long as the person receiving the benefit (or their guardian, I guess) consents.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3715 "2024-02-17T21:57:01Z")

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You’re allowed to start a GoFundMe to send a kid dying of cancer to Disneyland if you have, _the express consent of that third party;_.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3716 "2024-02-17T21:57:18Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> That’s not the tardigrade’s head end, it’s the rear end.

I don’t think you understand how hardcore tardigrades are. He probably put down his violin to allow his back legs to do the cello finalé

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3717 "2024-02-17T22:07:12Z")

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And now, here’s one journalist’s account of riding along with the “patriot convoy” that was going to save the Texas border from Joe Biden only to instead turn into a sad Boomer version of Burning Man.

> **[3 days with God's Army: Inside the trucker convoy that failed to save the border](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/texas-border-trucker-convoy/)**
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> The Texas trucker border convoy spent three days in Texas, after driving down from Virginia. Here's what it was like.

I wish we had Hunter S. Thompson around. He’d have had a field day with these buffoons.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3718 "2024-02-17T22:24:25Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a Xit from the same thread reports that the campaign has already been removed.

No, the gofundme is still there. It’s up to $110,000 now. Only $354,890,000 to go. From the comments, it appears that some people are donating $5 just to tell Trump supporters how stupid they are.  
[Fundraiser by Elena Cardone : Stand with Trump; Fund the $355M Unjust Judgment (gofundme.com)](https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-trump-raise-the-settlement)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3719 "2024-02-17T23:04:20Z")

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Yikes-- the comments on the GFM site! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2024, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/3720 "2024-02-17T23:48:15Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> And now, here’s one journalist’s account of riding along with the “patriot convoy” that was going to save the Texas border from Joe Biden only to instead turn into a sad Boomer version of Burning Man.
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> [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/texas-border-trucker-convoy/](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/texas-border-trucker-convoy/)
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> I wish we had Hunter S. Thompson around. He’d have had a field day with these buffoons.

He says some of the attendees were from Canada. Maybe there _are_ a lot of Canadians obsessed with US politics.

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