# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 202
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4021 "2024-03-01T20:37:02Z")
Tommy Tuberhead says America has strayed from its “Judo-Christian” values and that immigrants “know nothing about God”. > **[Tuberville: Secure the border because immigrants ‘know nothing about God’](https://www.rawstory.com/tuberville-secure-the-border-because-immigrants-know-nothing-about-god/)** > > U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville says America must put God back into the country and the government, and right now the government isn't honoring our "Judo" Christian values. The Alabama freshman Republican, a Christian nationalist, also says God cannot... ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4022 "2024-03-01T20:40:52Z")
…make a rock so heavy that god couldn’t lift it. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4023 "2024-03-01T20:45:23Z")
Don’t try to fool God. It’s even worse than when you give Mother Nature fake butter. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4024 "2024-03-01T20:50:30Z")
Is it possible for God to make a person that is actually dumber than a rock? Seems like Senator Potatotown is really trying to test the hypothesis. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4025 "2024-03-01T20:58:23Z")
Karate chop a commie immigrant for Christ! ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4026 "2024-03-01T21:20:54Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > How can people who come in speak a language no-one speaks? Because they come from countries nobody has ever heard of. Obviously. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4027 "2024-03-01T21:22:32Z")
If they can’t talk the talk, how can they walk the walk? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4028 "2024-03-01T21:49:21Z")
They come from places unknown, don’t speak languages, and have never heard of God. Are these people supposed to be Mexicans or the Uruk-Hai? ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4029 "2024-03-01T21:55:21Z")
Return of the Sea Peoples. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4030 "2024-03-01T23:08:36Z")
The going price for Trump sneakers is falling faster than NFTs. > > ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4031 "2024-03-01T23:32:00Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > How can people who come in speak a language no-one speaks? Hell, Tan the Conman was born in the United States\*, yet he speaks a gibberish nobody else does. \*Was he really, though? Has anyone seen the long form birth certificate? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4032 "2024-03-01T23:36:03Z")
He’s speaking in tongues, a time-honored tradition among evangelicals who’ve been struck by ghod, or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4033 "2024-03-01T23:41:42Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > > > I’m here-a to heave un anchor bebe, um gesh de bork bork > > You missed a bork. [Yuou cuon ilveys use-a zees leenk tu type-a Svedeesh Cheff Speek. Bork Bork Bork!](https://chef-translate.netlify.app/) > [@Shoeless](#): > > Is it possible for God to make a person that is actually dumber than a rock? Seems like Senator Potatotown is really trying to test the hypothesis. Look, with Trump, Tuberville, today’s republican pary, and the magatoflatearthers, it’s not only possible, it’s no longer even in the realm of miracle; it’s all too common. > [@Railer13](#): > > > [@silenus](#): > > > > How can people who come in speak a language no-one speaks? > > Because they come from countries nobody has ever heard of. Obviously. Yeah, like Puerto Rico. At least, that’s te way Tan the Conman looked at the territory, not knowing it’s part of the United States. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4034 "2024-03-02T00:07:37Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Look, with Trump, Tuberville, today’s republican pary, and the magatoflatearthers, it’s not only possible, it’s no longer even in the realm of miracle; it’s all too common. They take pride in it. To them, Stupidity is a virtue. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4035 "2024-03-02T00:20:43Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Yuou cuon ilveys use-a zees leenk tu type-a Svedeesh Cheff Speek. Bork Bork Bork! Where do you think I got the idea. And I believe ending with “um gesh de bork bork” does have precedent in the canon. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4036 "2024-03-02T00:30:53Z")
From your link: “We live in a constitutional republic that’s trying to do things without our Judo-Christian values”, i.e. without my values. I worry that things may become violent what with the Judo and all. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4037 "2024-03-02T00:41:54Z")
And, of course, there’s no such thing as “Judeo-Christian values”. The main so-called value of Christianity is in direct opposition of the main value of Judaism. But, hey, it’s a cool sounding title the bigots can use to show they’re not really all that bigoted, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4038 "2024-03-02T00:55:57Z")
Yeah, nothing quite screams ‘follower of Christ’ quite like “I came as a stranger and you welcomed me with barbed wire and hip throws” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4039 "2024-03-02T01:56:33Z")
Fox News invited a man who once beat his wife because she put too much cheese on a sandwich to come talk about how the browns are all criminals. > **[Fox News guest decrying “migrant crime” previously arrested after getting...](https://www.mediamatters.org/jesse-watters/fox-news-guest-decrying-migrant-crime-previously-arrested-after-getting-violent-over)** ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4040 "2024-03-02T02:11:45Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Kinda like flight attendents not being paid until the door is shut on the plane. Complete BS in my opinion. The most work is probably boarding passengers. A flight attendant’s primary job is one that most of them never have to do, and all hope never to do. The reason they’re on the plane is in case they’re needed for emergency response. All of the serving drinks and the like is just the airlines going “Well, if we have to have them anyway, they might as well keep busy”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=201) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=203)