# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 230
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4581 "2024-04-02T09:08:23Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Uh… he does know Biden is a Catholic. Right? Right? Can you _prove_ Biden’s a Catholic? Maybe Obama converted him to Islam! /s Out of curiosity, how are Trump’s numbers with Catholics? Can this really appeal to them? ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4582 "2024-04-02T09:17:09Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Uh… he does know Biden is a Catholic. Right? Right? He knows his own dad is selling bibles, right? Right? Oh why bother, he is as stupid as his dad. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4583 "2024-04-02T12:22:38Z")
Dashed clever, those fiendish Democrats… > **['Oops': Pro-Trump rally organizer blames Democrats when things go 'terribly...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-georgia-rally-terribly-wrong/)** > > A pro-Donald Trump rally went sideways, with the entire stage tipping over at one point, and the organizers blamed Democrats. > > Trump has frequently been involved in rallies where things didn't quite go as planned. Earlier this month, the former... > [@](#): > > Zachary Petrizzo, a former politics reporter at The Daily Beast and former investigative reporter at Salon, flagged the unfortunate development at the rally. > > “A pro-Trump rally in Georgia went terribly wrong as large speakers kept crashing to the ground, and at another point, their stage tipped over, and the pulpit hit the ground. The organizer, apparently not familiar with basic physics, blamed ‘Democrats.’” ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4584 "2024-04-02T12:28:07Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Dashed clever, those fiendish Democrats… It was me, I did it. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4585 "2024-04-02T12:28:28Z")
You invented gravity? ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4586 "2024-04-02T12:29:56Z")
Have they never seen a seesaw? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4587 "2024-04-02T12:30:28Z")
I guess it could have been those Jewish space lasers too. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4588 "2024-04-02T12:32:35Z")
Shhh… We’re not supposed to talk about those. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4589 "2024-04-02T12:35:26Z")
HAARP America’s Democrat’s super weapon. From Turkish earthquakes to Iowa weather keeping Don the Con’s supporters home. Now with extra added flair capable of crumbling stages and speakers. Alas, Dark Brandon’s plan to topple the stage with Orangeanus on it was thwarted by Daylight Savings Time. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4590 "2024-04-02T12:38:56Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > he is as stupid as his dad. Stupider. At least Don Sr. can blame encroaching dementia. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4591 "2024-04-02T12:46:43Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > > [@Gyrate](#): > > > > Dashed clever, those fiendish Democrats… > > It was me, I did it. But how? How, dammit, how? I must know! ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4592 "2024-04-02T12:50:47Z")
Seven House Pubs filed a bill to rename Dulles International Airport to Donald J. Trump International Airport. [https://www.meidastouch.com/news/republicans-file-bill-to-rename-dulles-after-trump](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/republicans-file-bill-to-rename-dulles-after-trump) > Reschenthaler told Fox News Digital: > > “In my lifetime, our nation has never been greater than under the leadership of Donald J. Trump. As millions of domestic and international travelers fly through the airport, there is no better symbol of freedom, prosperity, and strength than hearing, ‘Welcome to Trump International Airport’ as they land on American soil.” Right. ---
**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4593 "2024-04-02T12:54:44Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Uh… he does know Biden is a Catholic. Right? Right? Yeah, but Biden’s not a traditional Catholic since he believes everybody needs to get an abortion and smiles when any (unborn) baby dies. If he was traditional, he wouldn’t do that. Only traditional Catholics can be included in the group of all Catholics. ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4594 "2024-04-02T13:50:01Z")
Not to credit the imbecile with too much, but could he be trying to provoke a buying frenzy, the way there’s always a run on assault rifles from the pro-child-murder faction every time a Democrat gets elected? How the heck would your bank know if you’d bought a Bible in the first place? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4595 "2024-04-02T13:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > “A pro-Trump rally in Georgia went terribly wrong as large speakers kept crashing to the ground, and at another point, their stage tipped over, and the pulpit hit the ground." Did he really say “pulpit”? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4596 "2024-04-02T13:53:27Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > Seven House Pubs filed a bill to rename Dulles International Airport to Donald J. Trump International Airport. I’ll bet the US experienced more closed airports during Trump’s presidency than all other airport closures, all the way back to the Revolutionary War, combined. But sure, lets name one after him. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4597 "2024-04-02T14:08:21Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > Seven House Pubs filed a bill to rename Dulles International Airport to Donald J. Trump International Airport. If it were up to me, I’d rename Ann Arbor Municipal – the large airport nearest Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4598 "2024-04-02T14:11:35Z")
I’ll accept a compromise-Dull Donald Airport. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4599 "2024-04-02T14:25:49Z")
> [@abcdefghij](#): > > How the heck would your bank know if you’d bought a Bible in the first place? All the charges to bibles&blow. com? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4600 "2024-04-02T14:27:34Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Did he really say “pulpit”? And if Trump is using it, does that make it a bully pulpit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=229) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=231)