# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
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Tennessee has sent a bill preventing first cousins from marrying to the governor. Why is this a priority? And of course, they twist it into an anti-LGBTQ issue.

> **[Tennessee lawmakers send bill to ban first-cousin marriages to governor](https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/tennessee-lawmakers-send-bill-ban-cousin-marriages-governor-109149800)**
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> The Republican-led Tennessee Legislature has overwhelmingly voted to send Gov. Bill Lee a proposal that would ban marriage between first cousins

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4802 "2024-04-12T12:25:30Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [A.M.W. is right.](https://twitter.com/AmieMcWayne/status/1778420209117786442) (Not for the faint of eye.)

Why does an angel need a utility belt?!? And what looks like a knock-off light saber.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
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At least he’s wearing his nappy.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Hands Off Our Home Appliances Act

When I saw the “hooha” act, I was expecting there to be a theme. I am disappoint.

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**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4805 "2024-04-12T13:33:56Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> At least he’s wearing his nappy.

But can he dress himself, yet?

Dan

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4806 "2024-04-12T13:56:23Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> At least he’s wearing his nappy.

If it is a nappy, it really needs to be larger. I foresee tremendous leakage.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4807 "2024-04-12T14:06:33Z")

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Only the best leakage.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4808 "2024-04-12T14:49:52Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> At least he’s wearing his nappy.

Ah, so that _is_ a turd “filling it out”.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4809 "2024-04-12T14:58:33Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> When I saw the “hooha” act, I was expecting there to be a theme.

When I saw the list (here) I figured they were going for an Arrested Development joke.  
[![](https://i.imgur.com/7xHTh.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/7xHTh.jpeg)

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> When I saw the “hooha” act, I was expecting there to be a theme. I am disappoint.

Notice that the one about dishwashers is the SUDS Act.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4811 "2024-04-12T15:28:54Z")

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Note: Gino Bulso’s grand-parents were first cousins who had moved to Tennessee specifically to get married.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> > [@Chronos](#):
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> > Do they think that depicting Trump in a diaper makes him look strong?
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> Why does God need two holsters?

One for the wet wipes, one for the fresh diaper.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4813 "2024-04-12T15:57:02Z")

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Reading this laundry list (no pun intended) I assumed that they were links to a parody site. Poe’s law I guess. It’s actually interesting to read the first link to watch the sausage getting made.

There were two proposed name changes (one Rep. one Dem. no points for guessing which was which.)

- Republicans Raising Energy Bills for American Families Act
- Make Appliances Great Again Act

and also an attempt to attach Ukraine funding.

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4814 "2024-04-12T17:45:02Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> When I saw the list (here) I figured they were going for an Arrested Development joke.

What’s with the anti-Boebert banner?

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4815 "2024-04-12T17:48:55Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> and also an attempt to attach Ukraine funding.

Spin it as paying for all the washing machines the Russians stole early in the war.

Weaponize American Spin-cycle Hygiene for Ukrainian Patriots Act.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4816 "2024-04-12T18:36:43Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> The Tennessee Senate has passed a bill banning chemtrails, which, for those of you playing along at home, do not exist.

As a bit of a late bump it should be noted that while the chemtrail conspiracy theory is total bullshit, I just saw the following article that reports, that there was at least one government sponsored experiments of atmospheric geoengineering. So the bill isn’t complete bullshit.

> **[E&E News: Geoengineering test launched with salt flecks and secrecy](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/geoengineering-test-quietly-launches-salt-crystals-into-atmosphere/)**
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> The experiment in San Francisco could lead to brighter clouds that reflect sunlight. The risks are numerous.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4817 "2024-04-12T20:19:20Z")

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Wisconsin public school district puts “Christians only” notice in job listing for new superintendent.

> **[‘Extremely concerned’: School board’s ‘Christian values’ candidate search...](https://www.rawstory.com/extremely-concerned-school-boards-christian-values-candidate-search-sparks-criticism/)**
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> Wisconsin's Cedar Grove-Belgium School District Board of Education postponed a scheduled public event to share with the community its narrowed-down list of candidates to become the next superintendent of schools after a former schools superintendent...

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Wisconsin public school district puts “Christians only” notice in job listing for new superintendent.
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> [‘Extremely concerned’: School board’s ‘Christian values’ candidate search sparks criticism](https://www.rawstory.com/extremely-concerned-school-boards-christian-values-candidate-search-sparks-criticism/)

Gotta love this part, too:

> Meanwhile, the chair of a Wisconsin chapter of Moms for Liberty … falsely claimed Christians are now being excluded from the search.

Yep, when you don’t get to be oppressors it means you’re being oppressed. Fucking whiny snowflakes.

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4819 "2024-04-12T22:05:20Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Wisconsin public school district puts “Christians only” notice in job listing for new superintendent.

Is there going to be a test?

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4820 "2024-04-12T22:29:51Z")

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They splash holy water on you and see if you sizzle.

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