# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4841 "2024-04-15T02:15:38Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> On the R agenda for this Monday
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> • [H.R. 6192](https://rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-6192) – Hands Off Our Home Appliances Act  
> • [H.R. 7673](https://rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-7673) – Liberty in Laundry Act  
> • [H.R. 7645](https://rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-7645) – Clothes Dryers Reliability Act  
> • [H.R. 7637](https://rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-7637) – Refrigerator Freedom Act  
> • [H.R. 7626](https://rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-7626) – Affordable Air Conditioning Act  
> • [H.R. 7700](https://rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-7700) – Stop Unaffordable Dishwasher Standards Act
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> ## _Stop making us not waste energy/water!_

Sad news, everyone - Appliance Week has been cancelled after Republicans found out that voters actually expect them to, you know, govern instead of having votes on messaging bills based on fiction and which have zero chance of becoming law.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLKzGDeWkAAqQKf?format=jpg&name=large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLKzGDeWkAAqQKf?format=jpg&name=large)

Crooked Joe Biden’s quest to rob you of your gas stove continues unabated.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4842 "2024-04-15T06:32:38Z")

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This is maga - party before country, Trump uber alles.

> <https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1779529741579542854>

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4843 "2024-04-15T08:18:35Z")

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Typical George Slopanopolis! \s (which admittedly is kinda fun to say)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4844 "2024-04-15T14:54:45Z")

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Um, did I miss something? Stephanopoulos isn’t saying this crap-- it’s Sununu (which is also fun to say).

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4845 "2024-04-15T16:55:09Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Typical George Slopanopolis! \s (which admittedly is kinda fun to say)

I prefer the time they put up pictures of Stephanopoulos and Snufleipagus side by side on _The Tonight Show_ and said “Stphanopoulos - Snuffleupagus”

Years later the two met on Good Morning America, which proved that they were not the same person.

> [@](#):
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> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV8uGqCmTrA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV8uGqCmTrA)

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**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4846 "2024-04-15T17:21:41Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> which proved that they were not the same person

But which did nothing to quell the rumors that George is a muppet

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4847 "2024-04-15T17:23:39Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Um, did I miss something? Stephanopoulos isn’t saying this crap-- it’s Sununu (which is also fun to say). -

Just don’t choose death by Sununu.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4848 "2024-04-15T18:12:32Z")

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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4849 "2024-04-15T18:17:28Z")

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Pretty tough to watch. Not just the spinelessness, but him forcefully arguing all the reasons that Biden is bad: divisiveness and cancel culture. Because yeah, Biden won’t stop calling his opponents pedophiles, or different ethnicities “animals”, and book / history banning.

Then Snusnu hides behind (some) polls putting trump ahead.

Yeah because trash like you _lie and gaslight the public_.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4850 "2024-04-15T18:48:21Z")

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Every time Republicans accuse Democrats of being “divisive”, I say “you could end the divisiveness right now by agreeing with them.”

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4851 "2024-04-15T20:39:40Z")

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When Democrats criticize neo nazis and other white supremists, they’re being divisive!  
When it comes to White Power! Republicans are all about the inclusion.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4852 "2024-04-16T02:13:57Z")

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I give you the party of law & order [breaking federal law (Yahoo! news article)](https://www.yahoo.com/news/wing-broadcaster-asks-trump-fans-183107043.html):

> **Right-Wing Broadcaster Asks Trump Fans In NYC To Do Something Very Illegal**
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> A right-wing broadcaster is asking [Donald Trump](https://www.huffpost.com/news/topic/donald-trump) supporters in New York to do the wrong thing.
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> The former president’s [hush money trial](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-hush-money-trial-live-updates_n_6619742ee4b084e936f11ad0)got underway on Monday, and right-wing broadcaster [Clay Travis](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Clay%20Travis) tweeted on X to implore Trump fans in the Big Apple to commit a felony to help their fearless leader.
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> Travis suggested that any Trump supporter “who is a part of the jury pool, do everything you can to get seated on the jury and then refuse to convict as a matter of principle, dooming the case via hung jury.”
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> He added: “It’s the most patriotic thing you could possibly do.”

So, evidently, these idiots’ definition of _patriotism_ is _whatever helps their idol avoid consequences_. To hell with the country.

I like [one response](https://twitter.com/swd2/status/1779962807275954301) on Xitter to this Travis’s xit:

> Maybe if the verdict doesn’t go Trump’s way, his supporters can just bash cops with flagpoles and fire extinguishers again?

WTF? [Travis is an attorney? (Wikipedia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_Travis)

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4853 "2024-04-16T02:24:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Travis suggested that any Trump supporter “who is a part of the jury pool, do everything you can to get seated on the jury and then refuse to convict as a matter of principle, dooming the case via hung jury.”

That would, I think, have the potential to be jury nullification. And, while I don’t understand why, I thought there’s some reason that informing a jury of jury nullification is illegal.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4854 "2024-04-16T02:26:02Z")

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Calling for someone to perjure themselves is illegal, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4855 "2024-04-16T02:26:43Z")

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Madison Cawthorn (remember him?) rear-ended a Florida state trooper today.

> <https://twitter.com/Women2Dc/status/1780014637716566350>

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4856 "2024-04-16T09:27:28Z")

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Before reading the article, I really hoped he was driving a car and it wasn’t a euphemism.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4857 "2024-04-16T11:40:58Z")

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Dude needs a wheelchair because of a bad car accident and yet he still drives recklessly? Yeah, you can’t fix stupid.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4858 "2024-04-16T12:41:14Z")

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Well, there is a fix for stupid, but murder is generally frowned upon.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4859 "2024-04-16T13:05:01Z")

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Does he have children or is he still eligible for a Darwin Award?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/4860 "2024-04-16T13:10:55Z")

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Apparently having children does not disqualify one from winning

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