# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/521 "2023-08-07T04:54:12Z")

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I thought she blathered that again. Your link is to a story from June 2022.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/522 "2023-08-07T05:27:04Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I’m DMing Curse of Strahd right now, and was totally confused for a minute.

Strahd 2024 - Make Barovia Great Again!

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/523 "2023-08-07T06:38:51Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Only women of Those People, not fine upstanding white Christian girls like her.

“I’m not a woman, I’m a Christian!!”

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/524 "2023-08-07T08:33:15Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> > [@Horatius](#):
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> > Will that get the point across to her? Almost certainly not, but the Outrage will be funny as hell.
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> I wonder what the over/under would on her head exploding.

Look, if that’s a possibility at all, I think we have to try.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/525 "2023-08-07T08:37:16Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> > [@Horatius](#):
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> > Will that get the point across to her? Almost certainly not, but the Outrage will be funny as hell.
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> I wonder what the over/under would on her head exploding.

I think the more likely occurrence would be an implosion, not explosion.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/526 "2023-08-07T13:27:17Z")

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Hmm… evil, blood sucking parasite that takes his riches and sustenance from the poor villagers, or Strahd?

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/527 "2023-08-07T14:17:58Z")

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Y’all are overthinking this. If Boebert is tired of separation of church and state, let her move to Afghanistan. Problem solved!

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/528 "2023-08-07T14:28:32Z")

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Channeling my inner fundy,  
We don’t like Muslims. We only like religions that worship the god of Abraham. The Christian God!!!

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/529 "2023-08-07T14:28:58Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> Problem solved!

But there’s the additional problem of all the other idiots pushing the same idea. Just because she’s the most prominent of the idiots doesn’t mean she’s alone in her idiocy.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/530 "2023-08-07T19:08:54Z")

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Which is the frightening part. As has been said by brighter than me, Trump is not the problem – he was the catalyst.

> [@Monty](#):
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> I think the more likely occurrence would be an implosion, not explosion.

Same ending, though. Just the extra millisecond it takes for the mist to pass through where the center was.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/531 "2023-08-08T00:14:38Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> If Boebert is tired of separation of church and state, let her move to Afghanistan.

It strikes me, it would be an interesting experiment. Take someone like her (or, even, her), dressed in neutral garb (of indeterminate ethnic origin), dropped in a town like Abbottabad, with no ID, a few hundred dollars equivalent in the local currency, and see how she makes out. Tell her it is a test and that she will be brought back in after a few weeks. And, you know, there is no way we wold lose track of her, none at all.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/532 "2023-08-08T15:13:58Z")

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I’m surprised there hasn’t been more Republican pearl clutching about Little Free Libraries. 🙄 Wonder what she would think of the “cozy mysteries” my mom likes dropping off at places like this.

> **[Greenbrier legislator's wife targets Little Free Libraries' content](https://arktimes.com/news/2023/08/07/greenbrier-legislators-wife-targets-little-free-libraries-content)**
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> Censors are coming for Faulkner County's Little Free Libraries.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/533 "2023-08-08T15:42:47Z")

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They know that it’d make them look like evil monsters. Some of them are just getting to the point where they don’t care.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/534 "2023-08-08T17:14:08Z")

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Didn’t want to subscribe to read the article. Was she criticizing them, stealing books from them or what?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/535 "2023-08-08T17:20:37Z")

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She’s replacing books she doesn’t like with bibles.

> “Recently I have been picking up free Bibles at flea markets and thrift stores. Sometimes I find good devotion books or kids’ Bible stories at a good price to add. Or just great books, and a gospel tract is a nice idea too.”

> She also wrote: “From what I have seen a lot of these books and other things don’t align with Christian values. Today, I saw a bunch of Pride stuff in one. There’s a group of leftists, especially in Conway, who are very active in keeping little libraries well stocked.”

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**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/536 "2023-08-08T17:57:02Z")

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The trumptrash will do pretty much anything with a bible besides reading the goddamn thing.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/537 "2023-08-08T18:04:30Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> The trumptrash will do pretty much anything with a bible besides reading the goddamn thing. -

Rule 34.

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**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/538 "2023-08-08T18:18:52Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> The trumptrash will do pretty much anything with a bible besides reading the goddamn thing.

Or swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. It means nothing to them.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/539 "2023-08-08T18:25:29Z")

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Hmmm, it shows up for me with no problems, and I’m definitely not a subscriber.

> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> She’s replacing books she doesn’t like with bibles.

And devotion books. Sometimes people leave those in the bathroom at work.

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**Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/540 "2023-08-08T19:11:47Z")

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> [@WolfpackJeep](#):
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> And devotion books. Sometimes people leave those in the bathroom at work.

I have a few customers that leave those hidden around the store. One in particular will hand them to anyone that so much as says hi to her. Within a sentence or two, she’s already at ‘can I tell you about my lord and savior jesus christ’, and then she’ll go on and on and on, often until an employee will run interference so the customer can break away and keep shopping.

She (and a few others) will always hand them to the cashier and my cashiers, almost universally, can’t bring themselves to toss them in the garbage. Luckily, I have no such hangups about disposing of religious propaganda.

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