# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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I doubt there was any expectation that they’d affect the actual nomination (though the head shill might have dreamed of that). I think it was just an attempt by Trump to create a photo op of himself being cheered by “Libertarians” at their own convention, something he could use to try to grab some Libertarian voters in the general. The job of the shills was just to get into the front row, look adoring, and cheer for his odious arglebargle.

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> High point for Presidential elections was [3.28%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_party_and_independent_candidates_for_the_2016_United_States_presidential_election), 4.4-million votes, in 2016 with Gary Johnson.

The last person other than an R or D to actually win electoral votes by ballot was in 1968. Fifty-six years ago. Huan Ross Perot got a lot of popular votes in '92 and '96, but not enough in any state to earn him a slate of electors.

That is how seriously the parties have the system locked down.

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[John Hospers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hospers#1972_presidential_candidacy) (L) won an electoral vote in 1972 but it was due to faithless EC voter [Roger MacBride](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_MacBride), angry that Nixon had implemented wage and price controls shortly before the general election. Tonie Nathan, Hospers’ running make, thus became the first woman to receive an Electoral College vote, a fact we had to keep reminding the media about when Geraldine Ferraro ran for VP with Mondale.

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Huan?

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If we’re getting into faithless electors, Faith Spotted Eagle got one from a WA elector in 2016, making her the first Native American to get one, and the impetus for the Supreme Court case that ruled that states can penalize faithless electors.

> **[Faith Spotted Eagle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_Spotted_Eagle)**
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> Faith Spotted Eagle (Dakota: Tunkan Inajin Win or Tȟuŋkáŋ Inážiŋ Win .mw-parser-output .IPA-label-small{font-size:85%}.mw-parser-output .references .IPA-label-small,.mw-parser-output .infobox .IPA-label-small,.mw-parser-output .navbox .IPA-label-small{font-size:100%}pronounced \[tˣũkã́ ináʒĩ win\] "Standing Stone"; born 1948) is an American activist and politician. She is a member of the Yankton Sioux Nation who attempted to block development of the Keystone XL pipeline and the Dakota Access Pip

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Huan?

_Don’t cry for me, Texarkana_

> [@Smapti](#):
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> If we’re getting into faithless electors

We are not. I most specifically said “by ballot”. That excludes faithless electors. No one has even won a district EV in Maine or Nebraska, other than a R or D.

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Nice.

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> [@Mijin](#):
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> It obviously has to be one of: made up accusations about the group itself, claiming democrats infiltrated the conference,

In one of his Twoots after this debacle, he did refer to Kennedy as a “radical Democrat” who was trying to fool the Libertarians into voting for him, so there’s that. Cleary the boos were all just Kennedy’s fake supporters!

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Incredibly, I managed to overestimate MAGA… Have I learned nothing?!

The correct option was option D: _just lie about it_, and claim that the audience was cheering for trump and it was a sea of red hats.

Particularly dystopian for me is at the point 8:47 in the below video, where rightside broadcasting is trying to claim there was “a lot of applause” while in the background he’s still being mercilessly jeered and heckled.

[https://youtu.be](https://youtu.be) /AhZTfOALPHw?si=RoEBGAO7putPM8d\_/

(Remove the space in above link; the forums doing that weird “you can’t embed media items” thing again to me)

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Close your preview window before you submit your post. That way whatever it is that objects to the preview doesn’t get a chance to before it’s too late.

> [@Horatius](#):
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> Cleary the boos were all just Kennedy’s fake supporters!

Well, despite asking to be nominated, Trump didn’t submit the proper paperwork – a petition signed by at least 30 delegates – so was not among the ten candidates on the first ballot, despite one delegate who attempted to nominate him. Kennedy did and received 19 votes, not even 30, and was eliminated on the first ballot. Trump received 5 write-in votes.

Chase Oliver was selected on the seventh ballot. FWIW, it was his candidacy for Georgia Senate in 2022 that helped force the runoff between Warnock and Walker.

> **[2024 Libertarian National Convention](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention)**
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> The 2024 Libertarian National Convention was a political event to select the Libertarian Party nominees for president and vice president in the 2024 election. It was held from May 24 to the early morning of May 27, 2024, at the Washington Hilton in Washington, D.C.
> Elections will be held for the chairmanship of the Libertarian National Committee, currently held by Angela McArdle, as well as the position of vice chair, currently held by Andrew Watkins. McArdle was elected at the 2022 convention...

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The QOP’s nominee for governor of WA is being accused of defrauding the Army and lying about events which resulted in him receiving the Bronze Star.

> **[Semi Bird defrauded Army, accused of stolen valor by Green Berets](https://mynorthwest.com/3960064/rantz-exclusive-semi-bird-reprimanded-stolen-valor-defrauding-army/)**
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> Gubernatorial candidate Semi Bird committed acts of stolen valor, even admitting to defrauding the U.S. Army.

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I read the headline and thought “Is that what they’re calling LtCol. these days?”

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Personally, I assumed a Semi Bird is what you do when someone mildly annoys you in traffic but not enough to fully deserve getting flipped off. 🙂

Readers will note the link is to a conservative talk radio station, and I normally wouldn’t use such a source, but it does warm my heart a little to know that the “sensible” Republicans in WA are coming out swinging against the MAGAnuts who have dominated the state party.

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Only if you’re talking about the Marines.

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Semi Bird is obviously Big Bird’s little brother.

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> [@Jihi](#):
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> Semi Bird is obviously Big Bird’s little brother

Or Sue Bird’s shorter sister.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> > Semi Bird

When I read that headline, I thought this was military slang for a rank, like a  
[Corporal Captain](https://www.tiktok.com/@adameditstiktok/video/7286468668702166314), or something.

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Half-brother.

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Eric the semi bird; he had an accident.

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Are all your pets called Eric?

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