# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
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There’s nothing so odd about that; Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> There’s nothing so odd about that; Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul

Worked for George Foreman.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5443 "2024-05-30T03:25:31Z")

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Reminds me of _Newhart_ for some reason.

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I recall seeing several semi birds stuck in the grill of that one Kenworth that was tailgating me.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5445 "2024-05-31T16:24:12Z")

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If I didn’t know Johnson was serious, I’d laugh out loud-- what nerve! 🤯 Of course, he’s just currying favor with Der Trumpnik.

**Johnson urges Supreme Court to “step in” on Trump verdict**

[https://www.axios.com/2024/05/31/mike-johnson-trump-supreme-court](https://www.axios.com/2024/05/31/mike-johnson-trump-supreme-court)

> House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) called for the U.S. Supreme Court to “step in” to overturn the [guilty verdict](https://www.axios.com/2024/05/30/trump-guilty-new-york-criminal-trial) against former President Trump in his New York hush money trial.
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> **Why it matters:** It’s one of the starkest examples yet of Republicans, [furious about the jury’s decision](https://www.axios.com/2024/05/31/trump-trial-guilty-verdict-republican-revenge), calling for some form of intervention to protect the ex-president.
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> **What he’s saying:** “There’s a lot of developments yet to come, but I do believe the Supreme Court should step in, obviously, this is totally unprecedented,” Johnson said Friday in an [appearance on Fox and Friends](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6SbZbYNd0).
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> - “I think that the Justices on the court – **I know many of them personally** – I think they are deeply concerned about that, as we are. So I think they’ll set this straight,” the Louisiana Republican added.
> - But, Johnson added, “it’s going to take a while … this will be overturned, guys, there’s no question about it, it’s just going to take some time to do it.”
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> …

My bold.

Okay, when I got to _“I know many of them personally,”_ I DID laugh out loud! 😉

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5446 "2024-05-31T17:29:26Z")

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Tell me you count on your audience not knowing how the federal and state government branches work to make them think you’re doing anything about it, without telling me you are sure that your audience doesn’t know how the federal and state government branches work.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5447 "2024-05-31T19:42:41Z")

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QOP Senators Announce Plan To Take Ball, Go Home

> **['Mockery of the rule of law': GOP senators vow to stonewall Dems after Trump...](https://www.rawstory.com/gop-senators-2668431487/)**
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> A group of Republican Senators announced they plan to stop working with Democrats in Washington D.C. after 12 jurors convicted former President Donald Trump on criminal charges in New York City. Sens. Mike Lee (R-UT) and J.D. Vance (R-OH) lead a list...

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5448 "2024-05-31T19:47:06Z")

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Translation: “We’re going to go on doing the exact same thing we’ve been doing for the last 4 years. We’re just going to yell about it a little bit louder in the hopes of changing the public narrative right now.”

I would also like to suggest to the MAGAT’S that a real temper tantrum includes holding your breath until you turn blue in the face and pass out. Come on guys do it right.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5449 "2024-05-31T20:12:39Z")

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Oh no, you mean the effective bipartisanship we’ve been enjoying is at an end?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5450 "2024-05-31T20:20:38Z")

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> [@Jihi](#):
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> “We’re going to go on doing the exact same thing we’ve been doing for the last 4 years…"

More than four years. Don’t leave out the Obama years.

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5451 "2024-05-31T21:43:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> A group of Republican Senators announced they plan to stop working with Democrats in Washington D.C…

How can we tell?

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5452 "2024-06-01T00:20:21Z")

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Have the Republicans started calling for a recount of the jury balloting yet?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5453 "2024-06-01T00:45:56Z")

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Nope. But they’re all bragging about how they’ll proudly vote for a convicted felon, posting upside down American flags, and pictures of “We the People are Pissed” flags. Oh, and they’re threatening to arrest all Democrats they don’t like (yeah, I know), and, of course, “deport Obama back to his native country”.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5454 "2024-06-01T02:25:48Z")

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… ohh … and

… dont treat on THEY!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5455 "2024-06-01T03:27:47Z")

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Did you accidentally misspell that or is that something you’ve actually seen on the magaflatearthers’ diatribes?

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5456 "2024-06-01T04:39:41Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> and, of course, “deport Obama back to his native country”.

Ah yes, the Johnny Dangerously Plan.

> <https://x.com/movieheds/status/1024275466641764353/photo/1>

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5457 "2024-06-01T06:33:59Z")

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Those fargin’ iceholes.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5458 "2024-06-01T08:46:15Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> QOP Senators Announce Plan To Take Ball, Go Home
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> ['Mockery of the rule of law': GOP senators vow to stonewall Dems after Trump conviction - Raw Story](https://www.rawstory.com/gop-senators-2668431487/)

Are these the same Republican senators that have refused to work with the Democrats all along? If so… so what? How is that different than the second Tuesday last March?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5459 "2024-06-01T10:49:21Z")

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Stupid is thinking that you can ride the same wave of cash that Trump is using. He never shares.

[https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/05/30/trump-hush-money-criminal-trial/trumps-warning-00160930](https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/05/30/trump-hush-money-criminal-trial/trumps-warning-00160930)

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5460 "2024-06-01T11:59:53Z")

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“We’re keeping a list, we’ll be checking it twice and we aren’t in the spirit of Christmas”

Well no shit.

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