# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5461 "2024-06-01T16:58:14Z")

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These lying, hypocritical bastards wouldn’t recognize the “spirit of Christmas” if Jiminy Cricket himself came up to them and offered a guided tour.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
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Wait, so this isn’t the spirit of Chrismas?

> Merry Christmas to all, including Crooked Joe Biden’s ONLY HOPE, Deranged Jack Smith, the out of control Lunatic who just hired outside attorneys, fresh from the SWAMP (unprecedented!), to help him with his poorly executed WITCH HUNT against “TRUMP” and “MAGA.” Included also are World Leaders, both good and bad, but none of which are as evil and “sick” as the THUGS we have inside our Country who, with their Open Borders, INFLATION, Afghanistan Surrender, Green New Scam, High Taxes, No Energy Independence, Woke Military, Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Iran, All Electric Car Lunacy, and so much more, are looking to destroy our once great USA. MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5463 "2024-06-01T18:01:54Z")

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Oh yeah I remember that part. That’s from the speech given by the “Spirit of Christmases I had to miss because my fat ass got convicted for hush money payments in an attempt to illegally influence an election.” Dickens cut that part out of the final draft.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5464 "2024-06-01T18:52:07Z")

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He figured that would break peoples’ willing suspension of disbelief.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
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_“This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware of them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!" cried the Spirit, stretching out its hand towards the city. “Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse! And bide the end!”_

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5466 "2024-06-01T19:37:24Z")

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Every accusation is a confession, part 793;

> **[Neo-Nazi who targeted drag events charged with child porn offences](https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/05/31/neo-nazi-who-targeted-drag-queen-story-hours-charged-with-possession-of-child-pornography/)**
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> A neo-Nazi who targeted drag queen story hours as a member of Nationalist Social Club has been charged with possession of child pornography.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5467 "2024-06-01T20:27:12Z")

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The Kansas Supreme Court says the state constitution does not guarantee a right to vote.

> **[Kansas Constitution does not include a right to vote, state Supreme Court...](https://apnews.com/article/voting-rights-kansas-supreme-court-0a0b5eea5c57cf54a9597d8a6f8a300e)**
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> The Kansas Supreme Court's majority has held that there is no state constitutional right to vote in the state.

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5468 "2024-06-01T20:30:50Z")

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Surely they have a right to vote in federal elections, no matter how lacking their state constitution is. No?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5469 "2024-06-01T20:49:36Z")

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Is there a general right to vote is the CotUS?

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5470 "2024-06-01T21:10:13Z")

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Everyone being able to vote is so woke

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5471 "2024-06-01T21:14:06Z")

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A quick Google shows that scholars disagree on whether the Constitution contains a general right to vote (as opposed to protection from discrimination in whatever electoral process exists), but SCOTUS has explicitly identified a right to vote in multiple decisions.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5472 "2024-06-01T21:17:39Z")

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> [@Stratocaster](#):
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> SCOTUS has explicitly identified a right to vote in multiple decisions.

Hopefully more than a Douglasian “penumbra”.

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
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I think I read that they found the right crouching behind a penumbra, picking its teeth with an emanation.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> The Kansas Supreme Court says the state constitution does not guarantee a right to vote.

There are 7 justices on the Kansas Supreme Court. Two of them were chosen by GOP governors. The other 5 were chosen by Democratic governors.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5475 "2024-06-01T23:52:45Z")

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And your point…?

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5476 "2024-06-01T23:56:44Z")

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This is a Stupid Republican thread. 5 of the 7 KS justices were appointed by Democrats.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5477 "2024-06-02T00:00:58Z")

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I get that part, but how does that relate to _"The Kansas Supreme Court says the state constitution does not guarantee a right to vote…_

Are you saying that justices appointed by Democrats hold that the state constitution does not guarantee a right to vote? That seems like a position that Republican justices would take.

Call me stupid or brain-dead or something. I’ll accept that. But please tell me what I’m missing.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5478 "2024-06-02T00:05:23Z")

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At least two of the five Democrats must have taken that position, or the court as a whole wouldn’t have ruled that way. Democrats are at least as much to blame for this decisions as Republicans are, hence it doesn’t belong in the Stupid Republican thread.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5479 "2024-06-02T00:19:57Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Democrats are at least as much to blame for this decisions as Republicans are, hence it doesn’t belong in the Stupid Republican thread.

Thanks, @Chronos. Somebody saw my point!

I don’t agree with this ruling either. But the stupidity seems to have crossed party lines.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5480 "2024-06-02T00:25:04Z")

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That Democrat appointees hold that the state constitution does not explicitly, or has ever been found in case law _to_, guarantee a general right to vote might be telling us something.  
If only someone (other than me) would like to search the Kansas constitution…

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