# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5781 "2024-06-10T22:39:59Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> You had tea? Luxury!
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> All I got was ditch water and some old leaves.

You got ditch water? You were lucky, all we ever got was rat’s piss, assuming we could lick it off the wall before it dried up. I mean, once I tried Coke, it made me nostalgic for rat’s piss – then I tried Pepsi and had to go lick a wall to get the taste out of my mouth.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5782 "2024-06-10T22:47:34Z")

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Damn, dude. No wonder you’re bald!😄

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5783 "2024-06-11T00:11:17Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Well, yeah. Most of the Middle East prefers Pepsi.

“Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger… no Coke - Pepsi…”

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5784 "2024-06-11T00:17:26Z")

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I live in a crackhouse. With a family of 12. Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She’s the fattest. There’s nothing that we don’t share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5785 "2024-06-11T00:22:04Z")

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The Aristocrats?

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5786 "2024-06-11T01:04:28Z")

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That explains many things…

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5787 "2024-06-11T13:01:45Z")

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Man, we were poor as hell when I was growing up. Peanuts and a coke would have been quite the treat.

I thought the Craigslist ads were to boost attendance. His numbers are not what they used to be.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5788 "2024-06-11T13:27:06Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> She has a reputation for being a disgusting, lying [redacted],

(looks up at the screen headder) This is the pit - swearing is allowed. Don’t need to redact, you can call her a lying fuck if you want.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5789 "2024-06-11T14:14:19Z")

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> you can call her a lying fuck if you want

I do not want to call her that. I prefer a word that does not get used on the Dope, not even in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5790 "2024-06-11T14:35:58Z")

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In other words, one of these:

[![](https://i0.wp.com/www.dailycartoonist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/doonesbury-sinatra.jpg?ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/www.dailycartoonist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/doonesbury-sinatra.jpg?ssl=1)

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5791 "2024-06-11T14:44:37Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I do not want to call her that. I prefer a word that does not get used on the Dope, not even in the Pit.

Asshole?

As an aside, I think we should all be using that word more, including when referring to women. “Asshole” is one of the only nongendered, nondiscriminatory anatomical insults. Every has one, everyone can be one.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5792 "2024-06-11T14:52:55Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Every has one, everyone can be one.

I have it on good authority that Kim Jong Un does not have one.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5793 "2024-06-11T15:46:03Z")

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I’ll bet the peanuts and coke thing happened…_once_

I’ve met lots of people who’ve said words to the effect of “Growing up, we only had X” and then if you ask about it it turns out to be an anecdote of a specific experience. Which doesn’t mean they didn’t grow up poor, just that it may not be a representative example.

You know when you’ve met someone who grew up in extreme food poverty because they’ll talk about _that one really good dinner_ that time 😕

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5794 "2024-06-11T15:54:22Z")

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It’s not unlike some of the con artists online who claim they can survive without eating by breathing the air.

Of course, on closer inspection, they admit they occasionally eat something for the flavor or the sensation. But not to draw sustenance. Nope.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5795 "2024-06-11T15:55:55Z")

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I grew up poor, and although I never had to subsist on coke and peanuts, I did have to suffer through lesser brand pop: Jolly Good, Little Chute, Shasta. gah. I knew we were out of poverty when we could buy real Coke!

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5796 "2024-06-11T16:57:12Z")

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“Commentators for conservative media like The Blaze, QAnon, Infowars and Gab have been sharing what they describe as the benefits of raw milk, according to an analysis from left-leaning Media Matters.”

Well, that just figures.

[https://www.axios.com/local/new-orleans/2024/06/10/as-conservative-media-pushes-raw-milk-louisiana-set-to-legalize-its-sale](https://www.axios.com/local/new-orleans/2024/06/10/as-conservative-media-pushes-raw-milk-louisiana-set-to-legalize-its-sale)

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5797 "2024-06-11T17:04:37Z")

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Sadly, I think there is a certain amount of Darwinism in that raw milk movement.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5798 "2024-06-11T17:10:49Z")

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> [@snowthx](#):
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> Sadly, I think there is a certain amount of Darwinism in that raw milk movement.

Yes. Science doesn’t care what you believe.

Though I admit, i don’t understand a political movement that has as a result the death of large numbers of its followers.

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It’s just so typical. Let the CDC issue a warning about… anything.  
Then watch conservatives jump all over that thing as it were some kind of miracle that The Government is trying to supress.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/5800 "2024-06-11T17:14:12Z")

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The whole “The government doesn’t want you to know…” thing. LOL We should be telling them “The government doesn’t want you to sit-out this upcoming Presidential election.”

> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Yes. Science doesn’t care what you believe.

That’s the great thing about science. It’s true whether you believe it or not.

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