# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6381 "2024-07-22T01:37:05Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I’m beginning to think I may have overestimated the quality of the QOP’s opp research on Harris if this is what they’re going with out of the gate.
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> [x.com](https://x.com/Acyn/status/1815193159758160329) -

Paper or plastic, Hannity sucks.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6382 "2024-07-22T02:14:05Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Trump’s response to Biden dropping out: WAAAAAAAAAH THEY TRICKED ME SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY

If the GQP weren’t aware of / prepared for the possibility of a Harris candidacy — especially given how persistently they’ve been beating the “Sleepy Joe isn’t fit to be dogcatcher, let alone President!!!” drum of late — they deserve to lose.

(Well, they deserve to lose anyway. Bigly. But hopefully you get my drift.)

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6383 "2024-07-22T08:08:18Z")

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I’m debating making a thread for self-defeating right wing Twitter posts. But, until I do, here’s one that caught my eye:

> <https://twitter.com/david_r_morgan/status/1814868001092436317>

> **Click if you can't read the above**
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> @david\_r\_morgan:
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> > “The Nazis burned books and burned down buildings”
> > 
> > Yeah, they did. They burnt books promoting LGBT and burnt down the world’s first transgender clinic.
> > 
> > Did the good guys really win WW2?

Also this one:

> <https://twitter.com/MelonieMac/status/1815169301936025614>

> **Click if you can't read the above**
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> Melonie Mac ✝🎮🖤
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> > “Why can’t we get a good option for female president?!”
> > 
> > Because not a single woman that has ever existed or who will ever exist in the future is fit for that role.
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> > The biggest stress of a woman’s day should be picking out her outfit or what to cook for dinner.

I’m wondering if these are secret Dems, really.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6384 "2024-07-22T14:00:56Z")

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Let’s see if I have this straight: Trump insists that Biden must resign immediately, while Mike Johnson insists that Biden must remain on the ballot no matter what.

And according to the MSM\*, the _Democrats_ are in disarray?

\* I trust the MSM about as much as the average MAGAss, but for a different reason: they think it’s in thrall to the Deep State, while I think it’s in thrall to the Deep (as in Bottom) Line.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6385 "2024-07-22T15:12:15Z")

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Not sure where to put this, so I’ll drop it here.

> **[Donald Trump Once Donated Money to Kamala Harris' Past Campaign](https://www.tmz.com/2024/07/22/donald-trump-donated-money-kamala-harris-reelection-campaigns/)**
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> Donald Trump's gearing up to battle Kamala Harris for the presidency -- but he was once in her corner, even tossing some cash her way when she was running for California's Attorney General.

> DT sunk $6,000 into Harris’s campaign from 2011-2013, and his daughter [**Ivanka**](https://www.tmz.com/people/ivanka-trump/) chipped in $2,000 in 2014

Apparently this came up in 2020 as well. His explination is that he was doing it so they would owe him a favor.

> Because when I want something, I get it. When I call, they kiss my a\*\*."

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6386 "2024-07-22T15:18:51Z")

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I’m gonna need more than $6,000 to even get anyway near his ass.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6387 "2024-07-22T15:23:04Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> DT sunk $6,000 into Harris’s campaign from 2011-2013, and his daughter [**Ivanka**](https://www.tmz.com/people/ivanka-trump/) chipped in $2,000 in 2014

> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Because when I want something, I get it. When I call, they kiss my a\*\*."

Lol! Like $2000 a year was going to make Kamala beholden to anyone!

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6388 "2024-07-22T15:55:26Z")

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Hey, go easy on Trump, it’s all he could afford. It’s not like he’s rich, or anything.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6389 "2024-07-22T16:13:45Z")

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Not sure where to put this…

I posted on July 13:

> [@Thread for Discussion of Political Ramifications of Trump Injury from Shooting at the Butler, PA Rally](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-discussion-of-political-ramifications-of-trump-injury-from-shooting-at-the-butler-pa-rally/1004185/48):
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> > [@Thread for Discussion of Political Ramifications of Trump Injury from Shooting at the Butler, PA Rally](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-discussion-of-political-ramifications-of-trump-injury-from-shooting-at-the-butler-pa-rally/1004185/36):
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> > One good news- the headlines calling on Biden to drop out will be gone.
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> I posted this a couple of days ago.
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> Joe Biden has finally knocked trump out of the headlines. I wonder what he’s going to do to get back on page one.

Then trump got himself shot and was back on the front page. Well, **that’s** old news. Biden & Harris are all over all the headlines.

NOW what will Donnie do for an encore?

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6390 "2024-07-22T16:18:08Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> NOW what will Donnie do for an encore?

I’d stay away from Fifth Avenue if I were you.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6391 "2024-07-22T16:25:53Z")

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Good point.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6392 "2024-07-22T16:37:13Z")

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Die? Not wishing, just asking.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6393 "2024-07-22T17:20:36Z")

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A massive stroke, where trump loses the ability to speak clearly and form sentences, and becomes incontinent.

OK, even more than now.

And the GOP will be scrambling like chickens with their heads cut of in a room full of rocking chairs trying to keep trump on the ticket. I’d love to see the GOP say “being a drooling brain-damaged invalid is not a bar to keep from being president.” With a straight face.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6394 "2024-07-22T17:39:45Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I’d love to see the GOP say “being a drooling brain-damaged invalid is not a bar to keep from being president.”

I thought that was their campaign slogan already!

Whoops, should have been, “…being a pants shitting, brain-damaged, bone-spur impaired individual is not a bar to keep…”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6395 "2024-07-22T21:46:20Z")

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Sounds like Donald really doesn’t want to stop running against Biden.

> **[Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/112829651337962395)**
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> It’s a new day and Joe Biden doesn’t remember quitting the race yesterday! He is demanding his campaign schedule and arranging talks with Presidents Xi of China, and Putin of Russia, concerning the possible start of World War 3. Biden is “sharp,...

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6396 "2024-07-22T21:50:35Z")

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> [@@realDonaldTrump](#):
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> He is demanding his campaign schedule and

He is demanding his campaign schedule what Donny? Use your words.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6397 "2024-07-22T21:53:13Z")

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Hey, Donnie-Biden is _still_ the President.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6398 "2024-07-22T21:59:34Z")

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I’ll give him credit for that much - it’s already confusing some people, even reasonably intelligent people, that Biden’s still in charge until January.

I can’t imagine what kind of mental vapor lock it causes somebody whose brain never worked all that well even in the best of times.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6399 "2024-07-22T22:30:13Z")

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That’s way too grammatical to have actually been written by Sleepy McShartypants.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6400 "2024-07-22T22:43:06Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> He is demanding his campaign schedule what Donny? Use your words.

Cofefve?

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