# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6501 "2024-07-27T14:33:18Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Melanoma is “writing" a book?

It would be hilarious if it is a tell-all about Donald as a “fuck you, I’m not playing First Lady again”, although I imagine that would breach her prenup.

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6502 "2024-07-27T14:41:06Z")

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Do you think they rewrote it after he became President? I know I would have!

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6503 "2024-07-27T15:16:07Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Maybe she’s going to lay bare her life.  
> You know, strip off the facade.  
> Let us see what’s behind the concealing layers.

Hahahah. Well done.  
Babu - “You a very, very bad man”

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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6504 "2024-07-27T15:33:34Z")

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> **[Trump Tells Christians They Won't Have to Vote in Future: 'We'll Have It Fixed'](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-if-reelected-wont-have-to-vote-fixed-1235069397/)**
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> Donald Trump told a crowd gathered in West Palm Beach on Friday that if elected for a second term, they “won’t have to vote anymore.”

> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> After repeating his usual unfounded claims about mail-in voting, Trump launched into an appeal directed at Christian voters. “Christians, get out and vote!” yelled Trump. “Just this time. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years. You know what? It’ll be fixed! It’ll be fine! You won’t have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you, Christians!”

Two things –

(1) will somebody make a new thread with this topic? I can’t start a political thread, sorry, but this is 100% the scariest thing he has ever said. It’s worldwide news this morning.

(2) Just after the part you quoted, he said something else: reports vary as to whether he said “I’m a Christian” or “I’m not Christian.” I watched the clip and heard the latter. The Guardian agrees with me, but NYT, Reuters etc. do not. The Rolling Stone piece sidestepped it. Interesting. There’s no point in asking the campaign, but it sounded to me like an unguarded slip of the tongue.

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Yeah, if this “We’ll have it fixed” doesn’t become an all-out media-generated clarion call, we could be fucked. (Biggest line crossed, yet, anyway.)

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NYT pretty much buried it. This ought to be that moment in the The Dead Zone when the evil candidate gets photographed holding up the child as a human shield for himself, ending his campaign once and for all and preventing the apocalypse.

But it’s not that moment; of course it’s part of the deliberate strategy of just spewing insane garbage from a firehose 24/7, so the stuff people really need to sit up and take notice of gets buried 5 minutes later by the next crazy thing.

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6507 "2024-07-27T16:23:19Z")

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> [@Briny\_Deep](#):
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> “I’m not Christian.”

That’s what I heard.

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6508 "2024-07-27T18:53:08Z")

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I’ll take your word for it; I can’t stand listening to him at all.

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6509 "2024-07-27T22:59:03Z")

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> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1817291636080287786>

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1817301963782144031>

Who wants to bet that he thinks “mining Bitcoin” involves men in hard hats with pickaxes?

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Newsmax host: What do you say to people who claim that criticizing Harris is racist or sexist?  
Trump spox: KAMALA ONLY GOT THE JOB BECAUSE SHE’S A BLACK WOMAN

> <https://x.com/atrupar/status/1817340889162797114>

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6511 "2024-07-27T23:56:12Z")

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> National Bitcoin Stockpile

I think he thinks they are, in fact, coins. And bits of coins like the pirates had. Not too many people know that. . .

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> [@Briny\_Deep](#):
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> (1) will somebody make a new thread with this topic? I can’t start a political thread, sorry, but this is 100% the scariest thing he has ever said. It’s worldwide news this morning.

IMHO, that thread belongs in the pit, not in P&E.

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**Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6513 "2024-07-28T00:15:31Z")

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Trump: And most people have no idea what the hell it is  
The rest of us: And It’s pretty clear that that includes you.

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**Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6514 "2024-07-28T00:26:16Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> I think he thinks they are, in fact, coins. And bits of coins like the pirates had. Not too many people know that. . .

Better put the stockpile in Fort Knox, then.

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Bitcoins are to regular coins like the teeny tiny M&Ms are to regular size M&Ms. Any doofus knows that.

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Meanwhile, the price of bitcoin dropped 5% while Trump was talking.

> <https://x.com/MartinVrijland/status/1817303135313973553>

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> > [@Briny\_Deep](#):
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> > “I’m not Christian.”
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> That’s what I heard…

It does really fit in with his words of "my beautiful Christians. I love you, Christians!”

It does sound like he’s not one of them. He’s sucking up to them, but he does not consider himself to be one.

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And does any one of them think he’s sincere when he says “I love you Christians”?

It reminds me of when [insert band from your teens] came to [insert your town] and said “We love being in [insert your town], the rockingest town in the world!”

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> > [@wguy123](#):
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> > > [@Briny\_Deep](#):
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> > > “I’m not Christian.”
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> > That’s what I heard…
> 
> It does really fit in with his words of "my beautiful Christians. I love you, Christians!”
> 
> It does sound like he’s not one of them. He’s sucking up to them, but he does not consider himself to be one.

I’ve seen the way they behave. He’s one of them.

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I’ve seen the way they behave. He’s one of them.

Yep. As usual, he lied. He doesn’t love them. He’s not Christian. Nor are they!

Well, they _are_. They’re just not _good_ Christians. Like him, they’re evil.

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