# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 328
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6541 "2024-07-30T01:02:16Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Trump’s campaign is now going after (checks notes) Montel Williams because he and Kamala Harris dated in the '90s. > Steve Cheung: “Montel Williams and his couch.” Nice job, Steve! Keep reminding people about that Vance couch meme! That’s why they pay you the big bucks! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6542 "2024-07-30T01:06:50Z")
Republicans to Democrats: [Well you’re the ones with all the dirty pictures.](https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q4/dirtypic.html) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6543 "2024-07-30T02:36:51Z")
Hey, Donnie Jr.-Do you kiss your daddy’s ass with that mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6544 "2024-07-30T02:51:59Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Republicans to Democrats: [Well you’re the ones with all the dirty pictures.](https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q4/dirtypic.html) I made a thing; [![](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53890618369_460296fe36_o.jpg) ](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53890618369_460296fe36_o.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6545 "2024-07-30T04:12:35Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > This whole “Republicans are weird” tack really seems to have legs under it Weird people all over the world take exception to being compared to Republiopaths. Please start using “creepy” instead. It fits much better. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6546 "2024-07-30T05:28:20Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Weird people all over the world take exception to being compared to Republiopaths. Please start using “creepy” instead. There’s two kinds of weird - there’s weird as in “really into niche fandoms or obscure media”, and there’s weird as in “SHOW ME WHAT YOUR GENITALS LOOK LIKE AND WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM SO I CAN JUDGE YOUR WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING”. Republicans are the latter and it would appear they REALLY don’t like being called out on how weird they are. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6547 "2024-07-30T05:36:48Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > And one more for the “Republicans are weird” file; Jesse Watters wants to watch the JD Vance / Couch sex tape. My god, are they _trying_ to throw this election? In what world does it make sense to go on national TV to discuss a stupid meme that makes fun of your candidate? There’s just _no way_ this is going to decrease the couch fucking jokes. Do they really not see that? Also, prediction: Deep Fake couch fucking video will be posted within a day. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6548 "2024-07-30T05:50:03Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > Also, prediction: Deep Fake couch fucking video will be posted within a day. Blur the couch to protect its privacy. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6549 "2024-07-30T06:07:35Z")
_The bigger the cushion_ _The sweeter the pushin’_ _That’s what I said_ That is not what Nigel meant, but those lyrics (such as they are) will never be the same now. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6550 "2024-07-30T06:10:20Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > My god, are they _trying_ to throw this election? They just don’t have a clue about couching a defense. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6551 "2024-07-30T06:59:40Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > … They seem to spend all their time worrying that people are having too much sex, or not enough sex, or having the wrong KIND of sex, or not having it with the right people … Or having sex for enjoyment and connection to another human being, rather than asserting power over someone. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6552 "2024-07-30T07:03:40Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > Or having sex for enjoyment That’s what couches are for, silly. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6553 "2024-07-30T07:57:30Z")
What’s so weird? A love seat is a type of couch. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6554 "2024-07-30T08:05:59Z")
I hear that Turkey is planning to leave NATO if Trump is elected. They found out what JD Vance did to the ottomans. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6555 "2024-07-30T08:16:46Z")
👏 👏 👏 👏 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6556 "2024-07-30T10:47:56Z")
Uggggh What was the porpoise for that? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6557 "2024-07-30T11:00:16Z")
Republicans want complete crotch control. They really are creepy and weird. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6558 "2024-07-30T12:09:20Z")
This being the SDMB, going to have to ask for a cetacean ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6559 "2024-07-30T12:52:31Z")
Forget Spinal Tap - JD Vance is Jay Bilzerian from Big Mouth! [![](https://media.glaad.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/20055951/Big_Mouth_S6_E5_00_15_47_01-820-1024x556.jpg) ](https://media.glaad.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/20055951/Big_Mouth_S6_E5_00_15_47_01-820-1024x556.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6560 "2024-07-30T13:31:35Z")
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