# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 350
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6981 "2024-08-11T18:59:19Z")
I’ve been seeing Trump-approved campaign ads taking Harris to task for open borders, putting the illegal immigrant crisis all on her shoulders… by showing swarms of people climbing over Trump’s fence. Sure, let’s build more of it. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6982 "2024-08-11T21:15:15Z")
Lyin’ Cryin’ Donald thinks the crowds at Harris’ rallies are AI. > **[Trump rages 'election interference' with claim Kamala Harris rally crowds are...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-kamala-crowds/)** > > On Sunday afternoon, rally crowd-obsessed Donald Trump took a shot at Vice President Kamala Harris by claiming the photos of the crowd that showed up for an airport rally was created by “A.I.’d.”According to the former president who has watched the... ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6983 "2024-08-11T22:23:36Z")
Vance _really_ doesn’t like non-parents. Turns out he had also floated this “idea”. (The link goes to AOL.) > “The Democrats are talking about giving the vote to 16-year-olds, but let’s do this instead,” Vance said in the speech. “Let’s give votes to all children in this country, but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of those children. When you go to the polls in this country as a parent, you should have more power.” ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6984 "2024-08-11T23:20:58Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Lyin’ Cryin’ Donald thinks the crowds at Harris’ rallies are AI. A) I don’t think that’s election interference. B)If it is, Trump needs to explain how he managed to find so many Black Woman, including a set of twins, that not only support him, but have the wrong number of fingers. Also, if he argues that this picture is real, I’ll argue that his fingers are crossed (and what kind of weirdo crossed their fingers like that). [![](https://i.imgur.com/mAIJow3.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/mAIJow3.png) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6985 "2024-08-11T23:28:05Z")
Every accusation is a confession. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6986 "2024-08-12T00:00:40Z")
That is some handiwork, alright. But Donald’s awesome winner complexion and smile, though. Stable good looks. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6987 "2024-08-12T00:05:19Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > That is some handiwork, alright. > But Donald’s awesome winner complexion and smile, though. Stable good looks. - The last time his face was that narrow when when he was being born. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6988 "2024-08-12T00:23:26Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Vance _really_ doesn’t like non-parents. Turns out he had also floated this “idea”. (The link goes to AOL.) > > > “The Democrats are talking about giving the vote to 16-year-olds, but let’s do this instead,” Vance said in the speech. “Let’s give votes to all children in this country, but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of those children. When you go to the polls in this country as a parent, you should have more power.” Dammit. I left out the [link](https://www.aol.com/jd-vance-says-mass-deportations-130032460.html). ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6989 "2024-08-12T00:34:31Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > (and what kind of weirdo crossed their fingers like that). Pardon me, you do not have six fingers on your right hand, do you? My father was killed by a six-fingered weirdo. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6990 "2024-08-12T01:05:50Z")
![](https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdzdxd3Jhc2VhcjFvMjRtamlhZDRkaDV3YXAydDI1bGRhNzJzcDFqZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/S6kMYb2FGhqWw8m0c1/giphy.gif) ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6991 "2024-08-12T02:11:14Z")
Maybe 3/5 of a vote for each kid? Actually, no, that’s already taken. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6992 "2024-08-12T02:45:40Z")
How about 3/5 of a vote for the wife? After all, those idiots see women as property. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6993 "2024-08-12T03:03:58Z")
Wayne Newton still looks pretty good! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6994 "2024-08-12T05:34:59Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > But Donald’s awesome winner complexion I am having a hard time telling who that is under that bad makeup. Is it Dana Carvey? Or perhaps Jiminy Glick? ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6995 "2024-08-12T07:34:27Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Also, if he argues that this picture is real, I’ll argue … that the ladies, without exception, are all taller than Trump, despite his lifts competing with their heels. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6996 "2024-08-12T07:48:36Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > But Donald’s awesome winner complexion… He just looks that way after he molts. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6997 "2024-08-12T09:04:00Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The last time his face was that narrow when when he was being born. You misspelled spawned. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6998 "2024-08-12T10:33:55Z")
Excreted ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/6999 "2024-08-12T10:43:17Z")
Mike Pillow says he’s going to the Democratic Convention to convert Democrats to MAGA. > **[Mike Lindell vows his visit to Democratic Convention will 'flip Democrats' to...](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-promises-his-visit-to-democratic-convention-will-flip-democrats-for-trump/)** > > MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said he would take his crusade against voting machines to the Democratic National Convention (DNC), where he hopes to "flip Democrats" to voting for former President Donald Trump.During an interview on the War Room podcast... ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7000 "2024-08-12T10:49:18Z")
Yeah, good luck with that, Mike. Also: > [@](#): > > “And over 100 countries have banned early voting and mail-in voting,” he remarked. “Pretty soon, you’ll get to, why don’t we start voting on the next election four years from now, right when this one’s done? It’s crazy!” Yes. It’s crazy. Plus Trump is now pushing for early voting and personally votes by mail. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=349) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=351)