# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7041 "2024-08-14T18:49:11Z")

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So are we playing Come or Don’t Come? Also can I get a Hard Six?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7042 "2024-08-14T18:57:27Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> So are we playing Come or Don’t Come? Also can I get a Hard Six? -

Whatever your game, you still can only play one hand.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7043 "2024-08-14T20:24:38Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> So are we playing Come or Don’t Come? Also can I get a Hard Six?

Paraphrasing Homer Simpson: “Is the Come Bet really what I think it is?”

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7044 "2024-08-15T00:11:53Z")

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Was he playing hold 'em and flopped the nuts?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7045 "2024-08-15T01:13:50Z")

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And he went blind.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7046 "2024-08-15T18:29:31Z")

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Gaetz is trying to teach him how to score while keeping it under 18.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7047 "2024-08-15T19:23:59Z")

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I’m sure he’ll still hit on a soft 17.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7048 "2024-08-15T22:54:51Z")

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In their continuing effort to show why the peole of America should have the melon felon as president again, the pubbies…well, the only way to describe [this (MSNBC link)](https://www.msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout-blog/trump-war-room-tweet-racist-rcna166639) is “racicsts have to racist”.

> **This Trump campaign post revives a racist American tradition**
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> In an effort to boost its election hopes, [Donald Trump](https://www.msnbc.com/donald-trump)’s presidential campaign is drawing on the U.S.’s disturbing history of explicitly racist and xenophobic imagery.
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> On Tuesday, the “[Trump War Room](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/08/06/trumps-teleprompter-speeches-exist-give-cover-trump-he-actually-wants-be/)” account on X, which is run by the campaign, shared an unabashedly racist image that suggested if [Kamala Harris](https://www.msnbc.com/kamala-harris) is elected president, American neighborhoods will be overrun with hordes of Black people and immigrants.
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> “Import the third world/become the third world,” [the](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-campaign-racist-tweet_n_66bbb3e5e4b03d1ac02d6548)[post](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-campaign-racist-tweet_n_66bbb3e5e4b03d1ac02d6548)[read](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-campaign-racist-tweet_n_66bbb3e5e4b03d1ac02d6548), contrasting an image of a serene suburban neighborhood (in which no people are visible) with a photo depicting a huddled mass of mostly Black men crowded together on a city sidewalk.

Oh, and [Vance decided he just loves the taste of his own shoe leather, with just a tetch of racism for seasoning](https://www.yahoo.com/news/vance-agrees-raising-grandchildren-whole-223144942.html).

> **Vance agrees that raising grandchildren is ‘whole purpose of postmenopausal female,’ unearthed audio shows**
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> [JD Vance](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/jd-vance) agreed with the notion that raising grandchildren was “the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female,” an unearthed 2020 podcast shows.
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> Vance also seemed to concur when the host suggested that having grandparents help raise children was a “weird, unadvertised feature of marrying an Indian woman.”

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7049 "2024-08-15T23:32:59Z")

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Former coach of the Mankato West HS football team says that [he feels he needs to show that football coaches](https://newrepublic.com/post/184923/tommy-tuberville-reaction-tim-walz-football-coach-joke), unlike that Senator that used to coach Auburn, are not all idiots. Naturally, the Senator took exception to that, flailing wildly in his own defense, but not really landing any punches on the slated VP nominee.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7050 "2024-08-16T02:35:53Z")

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Lyin’ Cryin’ Donald says that San Francisco was one of the greatest cities in the world 15 years ago, before Democrats ruined it.

15 years ago, Gavin Newsom was mayor and Kamala Harris was DA.

> **[Trump laments San Francisco was a 'great city' 15 years ago — when Kamala...](https://www.rawstory.com/kamala-harris-vs-donald-trump-2668973537/)**
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> Former President Donald Trump took time during his news conference at his Bedminster golf club in New Jersey to rage against Vice President Kamala Harris' home state of California, calling it "one of the worst run states" and accusing her and Gov....

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7051 "2024-08-16T06:42:33Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Oh, and [Vance decided he just loves the taste of his own shoe leather, with just a tetch of racism for seasoning](https://www.yahoo.com/news/vance-agrees-raising-grandchildren-whole-223144942.html).
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> > **Vance agrees that raising grandchildren is ‘whole purpose of postmenopausal female,’ unearthed audio shows**
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> > [JD Vance](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/jd-vance) agreed with the notion that raising grandchildren was “the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female,” an unearthed 2020 podcast shows.
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> > Vance also seemed to concur when the host suggested that having grandparents help raise children was a “weird, unadvertised feature of marrying an Indian woman.”

I’m guessig people don’t really grasp the full evil of this in(s)ane attitude. If the purpose of post-menopausal females is to take care of the grandchildren, then the purpose of the menstruating female is to provide said grandchildren. Care to guess at which age menses usually begin?

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7052 "2024-08-16T11:34:13Z")

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Vance’s internet browser history from college onwards would make very interesting reading.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7053 "2024-08-16T12:55:31Z")

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7054 "2024-08-16T13:47:32Z")

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How to turn Vance on:  
🐬 🛋🐬

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7055 "2024-08-16T13:50:59Z")

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Just leaving this unfortunately-named item from an unfortunately-named company here:

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7056 "2024-08-16T16:09:35Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I’m guessig people don’t really grasp the full evil of this in(s)ane attitude. If the purpose of post-menopausal females is to take care of the grandchildren, then the purpose of the menstruating female is to provide said grandchildren.

One thing that gets overlooked from the linked piece is CouchFucker’s use of the term “neoliberal”. He seems to imply that neoliberal is a _bad_ thing.  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Well, actually, it is a bad thing – unless, of course, you think Ronald Reagan’s policies were the bees’ knees.  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; CouchFucker needs to learn what words mean.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7057 "2024-08-16T16:17:54Z")

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He knows what words mean. Probably.

He’s counting on the knuckle dragging idiots supporting his cause not to do any actual research or look too closely. Or if they have, not to call him on it because they agree with his conclusions, even if he expresses them more poorly than some basement dwelling incel.

And unfortunately, he’s made a safe bet.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7058 "2024-08-16T16:24:11Z")

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He does not need to sell himself to the knuckledraggers, he needs to sell himself to everyone else. I am sure that being insulting to ordinary people is a great way to do that.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7059 "2024-08-16T18:02:05Z")

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Yeah, that’s what normal people would do.

But they seem to be doubling or tripling down on the idea that the deplorables are the only ones they need to count on. And to fall back on back door shenanigans (with those same deplorables pitching in) if winning legitimately is not an option.

If these folks had the testicular fortitude required to actually win a popular vote legitimately or to lead a major nation, they wouldn’t have popularity problems in the first place.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7060 "2024-08-16T19:56:01Z")

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Laura Ingraham showing off her patriotism by (checks notes) walking all over the American flag.

> <https://x.com/patriottakes/status/1824477113937711346>

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